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'Which TV show ruined itself?' Remember the 90s sci-fi show Sliders.. the producers sacked Sabrina Lloyd and sent her character Wade to a rape farm... all but one of the original cast left the show and it became a steaming pile of shit..

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

Txt from my mum earlier "i just tried going to the bank David, they're not letting anyone in and there's police outside, something has happened" Oh, dear what are you going to do now mum "I'll have a coffee in the cafe" Of course the cafe is right across from the bank with a perfect vantage point

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Angela Lansbury's Popcorn Reaction

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026

Leisurely start to the day here, fancied a latte, filling the espresso machine with milk, my delicate limp wrist clearly couldn't manage the immense weight of a milk bottle, milk goes everywhere including, in some freak of physics down into the tumble dryer.. fucking bollocking fuck fucks!!!!

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Andrew Glouberman: Rage, Rage, Fucking Rage!

ALT: Andrew Glouberman: Rage, Rage, Fucking Rage!

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026

The greyhound twisted half pike slumber

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope Esther Rantzen's death was peaceful, comfortable and as dignified as she wanted.

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

There's a pigeon taunting her, it's sat on a tv antenna, sat there in its fat plumpness, taunting her, staring right back through the window at her... she's not happy, a fat pigeon with attitude is upsetting the sofa queens lunchtime slumber...

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

@ip2guy.bsky.social You're gone for a couple of weeks and Greggs panics at the drop in profits

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

Waiting with mum for her bus home, 8 others waiting. The bus arrives, she barges to the front of the queue practically elbowing people out her way and boards before everyone else in the.. every single one of the other passengers looks at me as if 'wtf' Then she sits there waving me off like a queen

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Jodie Whattaker: That Was Fcking Embarrassing

ALT: Jodie Whattaker: That Was Fcking Embarrassing

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

Well done to the farmer... but Claudia Winkleman should be interrogated as to why she's not so civically minded....

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

Watched it, enjoyed it, great dancing for week 1, clearly some tech issues on the presenting side but Emma Willis could present paint drying and it would be a joy to watch...

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

We were too busy for strictly last night.. so going in now.... 🕺💃

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Saw this on another platform, but thought I'd post here My proudest single parent mum moment When I was 12ish, I was accused of throwing stones and damaging a neighbours car on the way home from school.. It wasn't me, but as one of 5 Davids on the estate I was mistakenly identified.

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

Thought I'd catch up on some TV before bed... but greyhounds!!!!!

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

Today was not the day to wear a tee and a hoodie 🥵

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026

A traumatising story, I'm suprised It's not headline news on all channels... chap takes his old plastic gutters to the recycling centre and is told he can't actually recycle them all in one visit.. Horrific I know, lets pray all involved are receiving the support needed at this challenging time

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026

Dead after 1 season... I find there's very little point in watching new shows, no point getting invested in characters and stories, may as well save the subscription £, see what does make it and then watch the entire completed show once all seasons have streamed...

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026

Podcast question, favourite Sci-Fi show of the last decade?... I say this as a card carrying phazer toting episode quoting Trekkie I still consider The Expanse the best show I've enjoyed recently (Andor was a very close second)

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026

Day 8: I've lost 2kg in weight from illness... will i accept that as a small positive from the week of plague or will I know consider it a challenge to restore the 2kg by the end of the weekend... This news story is just breaking, we'll have more information soon..

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

Day 7: He hath risen.... sore throat gone, my cough is still warning all ships of danger, but it's easing and I actually slept last night.. I think I may just survive

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Praise Jesus!

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Nurse Maggie on duty... in her own way

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Day 5... she still has a pulse... just Send sympathy and cryptocurrency I may need to recuperate in the Maldives or Morecambe depending on how generous you are.. (Having a duvet day, logging off for awhile)

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026

Sore throat, laryngitis and chest infection day 4.. i have gunk oozing from all sorts of inconvenient places I object to and not in a boys weekend sort of way... Send doctors and nurses.. send doctors and nurses with icecream and kleenex ⚠️

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Taran Killam in Hazmat Suit Sketch

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026

Sore throat, my voice has gone, possible chest infection, working alone so thought I'd drag my arse in for the 5hrs, 'can't be that bad'.. down to the last 20mins, just caught sight of myself in a mirror.... As kirk said on that rocky mountain 'oh my' 🤒

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026

In Aldi with my mum, She picks up a bag of carrots, examines it, puts it back, we move on, 5 seconds later "i need some carrots if you see any' Well... i think I might just be able to find them for you mum...

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Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Charlie Stressed

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026

Why do they look like they missed the bus to the LazerQuest tournament

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026

Yesterday I asked mum if there was anything she needed from Tesco... as we were going today 'No thank you' Today she travelled half an hour on a bus to our town to get to the same Tesco we went to, to buy herself a single tub of Benecol, nothing else Thing is her village has its own tesco

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Rdj's Iconic Facepalm

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026

Poor Nige... doesn't your heart bleed for the wee scamp, at this rate he'll probably be squished by a lighting rig at his conference.... Though should be good for another £5m in donations from beetroot faced patriots

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026

Good morning all! Have a wonderful Sunday, don't be dickheads, be better than the people you criticise, show kindness to those that lash out in pain, don't overcook your veg, never pass up the offer of a second piece of battenberg, your sermon for today.. be more like Dolly and less like Donny 🙏👏🖖

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026

We're having a lazy afternoon on the sofa, we tried sunbathing but the children nextdoor caused too much commotion to allow the snoring to commence... so inside to nosey out the window instead

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026

"He used to give me roses, i wish he could again..."

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

Nothing better than a little trip to A&E to finish off the working week eh?. I'm fine, thankfully, just a precaution. NHS still ticking over doing a bloody fantastic job, in and out within 90mins..

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

For me, the best movie of the year so far, Oscars and BAFTAs for all four of them and an extra one for direction to Olivia if i had my way.

A movie poster for the movie The Invite showing all four cast members

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

Had I entered an election, an election that main parties boycotted and a plastic bin got almost half as many votes as I did, literally a receptacle for dog shit... and my main brag is I managed just 10% more votes than last time... I don't think i'd be feeling so supercharged this morning... 🤣

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026

Maggie was worried you might be missing her... so... there you go! 🥰

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 23/02/2026

I'm taking an extended break from all this silliness, I'll be back later in the year, love to all xx

this is an image, informing all that I'm taking an extended break from social media.

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026

"You're gonna need a bigger Russian asset"

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. I tend not to celebrate celebrity so I have no celeb pics,.. a movie poster from last month is all I've got.. though kind of works if you've seen the movie

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026

When you see good things happen for good people, it really does restore my belief that the world isn't a complete and utter shitshow that the media presents.. Good things are happening all around us, if we care to look

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026

Happy weekend eve everyone, hope all you lovely people have a fun end to the soggy week

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026

Good to know the blue wasn't Harpic in my bluecheese sandwich..

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026

I've been watching some 70's TV cop shows.. Kojak, Rockford Files, Quincy etc Do you remember a time when men, would walk somewhere with a woman, even a new acquaintance but they'd feel the need to grab hold of the woman's elbow to guide them like a shopping trolly around Aldi

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026

URGH.... I have to deal with Virgin Media customer services.. Deciding whether I should just punch myself in the nuts until I vomit just to save time on the inevitable conclusion

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026

Another vet visit with Maggie, one of the horrid claws is infected so she's now rattling with antibiotics and a steroid.. Poor girl was not happy to be at the vets, and made her feelings known! No treats accepted and not a goodbye given... she was not impressed and dragged me out in a huff..

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Davie @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026

I don't know what I'm more horrified at, the fact that prisoners in custody suites don't have access to monogramed towels or that there aren't any towels in the first place... Imagine the indignity of having to dry them on ones tracksuit

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a woman wearing a hat and a dress is sitting in a chair .

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