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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE

@cheesecakeobe.bsky.social
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It was fine when I left it.

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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Not sure I’ll be back here. I don’t care about your politics. If you’re joking or celebrating about someone being murdered, you can fuck off.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Opens Closes BlueSky. BlueSky.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
God grant me the confidence of someone trying to refute a govt press release quoted by Reuters using a fucking instagram post as their evidence.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Indian spiced rack of lamb going to into the oven. Bring sides.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
No good deed ever goes unpunished does it?
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Never underestimate the healing powers of being silly. For you and others. Be silly as much as you can, as often as you can. Goodnight x
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Holly - the dog who sleeps through fireworks - did NOT like the emergency alarm.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Dignity
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
As if he doesn’t have enough to do without driving a removal van ffs.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I want YOU to stop stealing children’s baseballs.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Goodnight. Please turn the lights off before to come up x
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Quote post with your own very dramatic (or otherwise) black and white selfie.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Bee-Do Bee-Do Bee-Do
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“Firmware” will never not be funny.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Surgeon’s room are designed to unthreatening, relaxing, calming etc. Everything to promote a sense of wellbei… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Good lord!
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Good morning and fuck right off.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
If I were on Bluesky I’d be your best mate, but I’m not so I can’t. Soz.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
First sweater day of the season.
media.tenor.com
leaves are falling from the trees in a park
ALT: leaves are falling from the trees in a park
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Of course, all actors can do accents. But Pierce Brosnan really stands out in the field. If only because he can’t do any, least of all his own.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The uNioN jak is for the rOaYal navee tho…
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Truly depressing how many people bandy the word fascist around without appearing to have the faintest idea what it means. That’s enough SM for one day. Perhaps ever.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Right I’m off to indulge in a night of espionage, murder, sex and drugs. Or watching tv, if you will.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I know it’s Monday tomorrow, but things could be worse. You could be the CEO of a business who’s gone viral for snatching a signed cap out of a child’s hand. You could be facing a vote of no confidence from the board, because you’re a nasty, dishonest prick. We all make our choices don’t we?
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Art Sale klaxon Some early oil pastels for sale too… ko-fi.com/s/d4858662d2 #art #ballet #bsnm #ukgiftam
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail. - me on the 9am Teams call tomorrow.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Was going to read you all a poem, but BlueSky doesn’t do voice notes.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Oh. I find myself utterly taken in by your cunning ruse.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Me? Oh tiny really. I mean, you’d hardly notice me.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I rarely complain about things but I mean, for fucks sake, come on.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Let’s see you at 21 I know, wild right? Greying even then and looking about forty
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Just been posting on LinkedIn like a proper corporate wanker.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just seen how much of my recent pay rise I’m allowed to keep.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Sea bream, on a bed of wilted spinach with new potatoes and chorizo, white wine reduction. Sloppily plated by me.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I should call her.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I can see absolutely no way anything that Lucy Connolly is doing will go badly for her. Oh no.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Absolute scenes.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s Friday and I can cook again so you know what that means? Yes, #chefslubrication! Oh shut up, it’s been weeks. Anyway, did someone say beveragino?
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
HR: It’s time to update your profile. I don’t fucking think so lads.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Me looking at tourists in London with their hands all over the maps.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hospitals, even private ones, aren’t pleasant places to be. No one wants to be there. Playing Homes Under the Hammer at me does not improve matters.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Thank you and goodnight! 🤬😤
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Just a note to tell you that tomorrow’s word of the day is fucksake, regardless of what Susie Dent may tell you. Goodnight.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I’ve spent a ton of money in the last two days on things I need but don’t want. This is not sparking joy.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Co-Pilot’s view of me is rather generous, considering I’m an idiot
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I realise this is a brand name for a type of Polish gun but I’m sorry, “Grot rifle” is just filth.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Just done my annual declaration to the BBC to tell them I don’t watch their appalling channels, so can they please stop writing to me.
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Started the new Jurassic Park movie. How would that work in practice? So you want insurance and nothing can go wrong? Nope. Done this before? Yep. What happened? Few minor issues. Lessons were learned. How many times? Look, it’s fine. How many? …Ok 6 times. That’s a lot of minor issues.
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