Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Not sure I’ll be back here. I don’t care about your politics. If you’re joking or celebrating about someone being murdered, you can fuck off. 5100
Reposted by Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBEPresuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Opens Closes BlueSky. BlueSky. 031
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025God grant me the confidence of someone trying to refute a govt press release quoted by Reuters using a fucking instagram post as their evidence. 020
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Indian spiced rack of lamb going to into the oven. Bring sides. 2110
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025No good deed ever goes unpunished does it? 340
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Never underestimate the healing powers of being silly. For you and others. Be silly as much as you can, as often as you can. Goodnight x 3311
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Holly - the dog who sleeps through fireworks - did NOT like the emergency alarm. 2221
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025As if he doesn’t have enough to do without driving a removal van ffs. 010
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I want YOU to stop stealing children’s baseballs. 030
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Goodnight. Please turn the lights off before to come up x 040
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Quote post with your own very dramatic (or otherwise) black and white selfie. 170
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025“Firmware” will never not be funny. 220
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Surgeon’s room are designed to unthreatening, relaxing, calming etc. Everything to promote a sense of wellbei… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 7130
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Good morning and fuck right off. 5264
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025If I were on Bluesky I’d be your best mate, but I’m not so I can’t. Soz. 170
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025First sweater day of the season.media.tenor.comleaves are falling from the trees in a parkALT: leaves are falling from the trees in a park 250
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Of course, all actors can do accents. But Pierce Brosnan really stands out in the field. If only because he can’t do any, least of all his own. 270
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025The uNioN jak is for the rOaYal navee tho… 040
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Truly depressing how many people bandy the word fascist around without appearing to have the faintest idea what it means. That’s enough SM for one day. Perhaps ever. 050
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Right I’m off to indulge in a night of espionage, murder, sex and drugs. Or watching tv, if you will. 380
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I know it’s Monday tomorrow, but things could be worse. You could be the CEO of a business who’s gone viral for snatching a signed cap out of a child’s hand. You could be facing a vote of no confidence from the board, because you’re a nasty, dishonest prick. We all make our choices don’t we? 3214
Reposted by Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBEAsquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Art Sale klaxon Some early oil pastels for sale too… ko-fi.com/s/d4858662d2 #art #ballet #bsnm #ukgiftam 073
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail. - me on the 9am Teams call tomorrow. 120
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Was going to read you all a poem, but BlueSky doesn’t do voice notes. 230
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Oh. I find myself utterly taken in by your cunning ruse. 260
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Me? Oh tiny really. I mean, you’d hardly notice me. 040
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I rarely complain about things but I mean, for fucks sake, come on. 120
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Let’s see you at 21 I know, wild right? Greying even then and looking about forty 170
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Just been posting on LinkedIn like a proper corporate wanker. 130
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Just seen how much of my recent pay rise I’m allowed to keep. 020
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Sea bream, on a bed of wilted spinach with new potatoes and chorizo, white wine reduction. Sloppily plated by me. 170
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I can see absolutely no way anything that Lucy Connolly is doing will go badly for her. Oh no. 100
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025It’s Friday and I can cook again so you know what that means? Yes, #chefslubrication! Oh shut up, it’s been weeks. Anyway, did someone say beveragino? 090
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025HR: It’s time to update your profile. I don’t fucking think so lads. 170
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Me looking at tourists in London with their hands all over the maps. 030
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Hospitals, even private ones, aren’t pleasant places to be. No one wants to be there. Playing Homes Under the Hammer at me does not improve matters. 5140
Reposted by Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBESon of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Thank you and goodnight! 🤬😤 0151
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Just a note to tell you that tomorrow’s word of the day is fucksake, regardless of what Susie Dent may tell you. Goodnight. 3110
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’ve spent a ton of money in the last two days on things I need but don’t want. This is not sparking joy. 140
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Co-Pilot’s view of me is rather generous, considering I’m an idiot 330
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I realise this is a brand name for a type of Polish gun but I’m sorry, “Grot rifle” is just filth. 050
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Just done my annual declaration to the BBC to tell them I don’t watch their appalling channels, so can they please stop writing to me. 040
Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeobe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Started the new Jurassic Park movie. How would that work in practice? So you want insurance and nothing can go wrong? Nope. Done this before? Yep. What happened? Few minor issues. Lessons were learned. How many times? Look, it’s fine. How many? …Ok 6 times. That’s a lot of minor issues. 040