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No, when President Trump declares someone an enemy of the state for refusing to use government-preferred language, it’s not a clear violation of the First Amendment. Anymore. -Todd Blanche, eventually

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Some people will see this and call it half full. Others will see it and call it half empty. One uniquely dishonest idiot will see it and call it full. Yes, we’re a divided nation. But he’s just a lying asshole.

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Awwww, isn’t that precious. The Groveler in Chief who just hung a pathetic picture in the White House(!) of the world’s most prominent terrorist has thots on sympathizing with terrorists or something. You could explain to him how foolish he looks right now, but he’d never understand it.

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It’s not the top thing on the to-do list for America, but once our country’s orange shitstain is wiped we HAVE to get back to a respectable place where the only people writing eight (8!) comma sentences are doing so from memory care facilities and not the White House.

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Thank you for catching that…I ran out of characters and when editing it to fit it got all f’d up. Basic brine ratio I use: Bigger batch (5lbs or more): 1/2 C salt 1/2 C sugar 1 gal water Smaller 1/4 C salt 1/4 C sugar 1/2 gal water Necessary brine volume is just enough to submerge the meat

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Depends on thickness of the breast pieces. Anywhere from approximately 20-30ish minutes, I use a remote probe to be sure.

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2/2 Transforms a sometimes bland protein into a succulent & pleasingly complex reliable winner (h/t to the 👨‍🍳 pepper, garlic, herb & coffee). Can eat as just a big healthy solo protein, or use as an ingredient in limitless other dishes. *I used my Life of Brine cherrywood smoked salt in my brine 😉

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🚨MUST TRY🚨 Naturally, #BeefCake slays on beef. But BC wet-brined CHICKEN 🐓 breasts? One of the simplest, magical staple foods that *anyone* can make at home. 1. Brine: 1:1:1/2 gal salt:sugar:H2O (2 hrs or more) 2. Remove, pat dry, cover in rub 3. 375 bake to 165 internal 1/2

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Citizens United causes us to contemplate inherently moronic things, like should government put guardrails on AI…technology that can clearly erode liberties or kill us. “Should there even be guardrails” is an asinine Q, only posed as legit cuz tech makers can buy politicians. Outlaw Citizens United

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Trump is not the greatest conman of our generation or US history or any of that. He fucking sucks. He’s fooled 0.0 people w/ a brain making moral choices. He’s no great conman. He’s a dogshit conman—one that simply learned there are tons of people in America highly susceptible to a dogshit con.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He’s always been a pudding head, but Trump’s pudding has broken. Just a curdled, weepy mess now. He doesn’t just rely on nonsense & lies—he can’t help but repeat himself in a single deranged paragraph.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#GoldBark bacon went FAST…clear plates, full bellies, can’t lose! @PEAFootball #AlwaysExeter #GoBigRed

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When he offers/bribes something of value (no matter how modest) weeks before an election—that he didn’t care or dare to provide during the two years since the last election—he’s telling his followers right to their face that he thinks they’re dumb af. That’s all.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes, there will be thik-cut smoked #GoldBark bacon at the Phillips Exeter Academy football tailgate today 💨 🥓 😋😋😋😋😋 #GoBigRed #AlwaysExeter

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listen. He’s clearly wearing some sort of contraption around his ass and on his lower legs. He’s constantly getting dementia tests & being whisked away for vague medical exams. Just ask him wtf all that is protruding out from under his clothes. It’s obviously health related and he’s POTUS. So. Ask.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait, @wsj.com…if the negative “feel” now is really just a hangover from the previous guy, how tf is the “feel” people had for Biden not just a hangover from the shitstorm from the guy before him—who also happens to be the current guy? Maybe Trump lies as he breathes about the economy—his & Biden’s.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The real 💡 moment on Twitter was realizing you were arguing with an Eric Schmitt who’s so outrageously confident in something existing entirely in his imagination on a subject he’s indignantly clueless about. So eventually…

Jerry Seinfeld's 'I'm Out' moment

ALT: Jerry Seinfeld's 'I'm Out' moment

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🍻 It’s that kind of nite over here! #BeefCake butter burgers ftw 🙌 🧈🍔🧀

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It’s no accident community college dropout Chuck Kirk usually “debated” college kids: the few times he engaged actual experts, even just ppl his own age—he usually regretted it. I’m legit insulted UCLA (illegally) fired me for posting truth about this dumb ass bigot. www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-fo...

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In all the hyper-partisan issues out there, the idea that Jack Smith did anything—literally anything—wrong or illegal is the most pudding-headed MAGA obsession. He’s been unassailable, a machine. I wish he’d been MORE aggressive. A felon & his stools coming after letter-of-the-law guy is sub-moronic

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I have signed a piece of paper announcing it now says Natural and *Super* Flavors on the Skittles I’m eating…

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Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire - Significance, Causes | HISTORY

The Triangle Shirtwaist Company had a “morally binding” 🙄 agreement to self-regulate, amirite? Surely there won’t be some imbecile in the future w/ 0.0 sense of history that thinks some new kind of company that can clearly kill us won’t…cuz they’ll police themselves www.history.com/articles/tri...

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The Triangle Shirtwaist Company fire killed 146 in 1911.

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Hi, first time, long time…if AI companies from other countries doing business in American can self-regulate, why can’t immigrants from other countries working here do the same? I’ll hang up and not listen…

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Wait. So is “Mar-a-Lago face” now called “super face” ???

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The guy who tries to pass off dementia test scores as his IQ, whose scalp has undergone more remodeling than the Lincoln reflecting pool, who wears shoe lifts to mask his real height, and whose skin is spray painted tangerine is really-really sensitive about the word “artificial.” Yeah, that tracks.

Donut Media: The Duh Moment

ALT: Donut Media: The Duh Moment

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Announcing that you’ve signed a document to change the name of a common noun that you didn’t invent, don’t understand, and have 0.0 dominion over is the kind of blather that gets most grandpas a windowless room at Shady Acres.

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Couldn’t make it to lunchtime, sorry not sorry 😋😋😋😋😋

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not that there aren’t 100 other reasons not to vote for anything MAGA, but Trump is almost certainly gonna continue on his psychotic meltdown, and Mike Johnson here confirms they would continue to look the other way and bend his branch’s knee. That alone is reason to vote blue no matter who.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I made these for dinner last night and I kinda want one again already. Smoked #BeefCake shredded chuck, Cubanelle peppers & melted provolone on Italian 🥖

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“with” ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trusting Trump in ‘26 is like investing big in Enron years after the stock crashed, thousands of their employees were dumped & execs were jailed. It’s unfathomably disconnected from reality to still be eating up this long-since revealed con. Social scientists will simply ask: WTF was wrong you?

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We need Trump as our president because, you know, things are too expensive. Yeah, as POTUS he made things way more expensive, but I still support him.

Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At this point, if Trump tried to change America’s name to incorporate his, I’m pretty certain the majority of the MAGA cult would go along with it. Eh, maybe a super majority. Naw, vast majority.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1. Fraudster, rapist & avowed imbecile Donald Trump goes on & on about how evil Democrats are…they’re “Communists,” I swear! 2. Invites actual communist dictator & friends from across the globe to the White House for dinner and immediately…

Double Fisting - The Interview

ALT: Double Fisting - The Interview

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One major quibble w/ the whole America First thing is they’re hiding again behind 💯% misleading/inaccurate political branding. Just cuz something is accounted for 1st doesn’t mean there’s no 2nd, 3rd, etc. What they mean is America Only (macro), Me 1st & Only (micro). Cuz they self-absorbed assholes

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"And so son that's how the 47th president of the United States died, starving to death whilst standing at a podium at the UN in New York waiting for someone, anyone, to applaud his reprehensible speech."

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MAGA is shocked & mad that Donald F’ing Trump lied to them. To repeat, MAGA is shocked & mad that a guy who made over 30K(!) false or misleading claims his 1st term made even more in his 2nd. Like being surprised to find rocks on a mountain. Personal accountability they said. Common sense they said🙄

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If only there wasn’t more evidence that this would be the case…like more evidence than there’s ever been about a single human being running for any office in America 😑

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Trump has only convictions of self-interest. He was for abortion rights until he needed regressive voters, so he flipped. He mocked crypto, until they explained to grandpa he could rake while the law lagged in an unregulated Wild West. He doesn’t care about AI cuz he’ll be dead before the problems.

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