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Kirschtaria.

@chasmatis.bsky.social
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I'm going to see lots of beautiful things. That's why I was born.

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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social Could you bring breakfast to my room if it's not much trouble?
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[Coughing up blood 50 times.]
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Being alive kinda gay. Why are you living in a community with people that are the same gender as you.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Crypter coffee time. What a peaceful moment in this non-canon purgatory.]
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ophelia @cherrymaneater.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
!!!!! I uhhh. -push her tea out of sight- I suppose I would like to give it a try
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ophelia, would you like some?
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Ophelia @cherrymaneater.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
💭☕️➕️🍒🏳️‍🌈
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Thin smile.] But that is to say, life itself is gay and woke.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I suppose it is. The energy you get from caffeine could be used for anything. Like homosexual relations.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Sipping his cup of coffee.] ?
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[moans.]
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(slapping his ass) Thanks for following up on the bit, man.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Wearing his "Sunday? I Caene give a shit!" shirt he apparently has???????????] Caeneus Sunday.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck it. Whatever. Caeneus sunday. Who gives a shit.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Sneezing in the middle of his gayass sorbet.]
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh? Yeah, I do. That'd be Wodime, the blonde-haired gay-ass I have the pleasure of bunking with. (despite his words, the harshness has some fondness in there too.) were you going to offer?
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rider. @unholyblades.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you're what
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𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. @banefulblood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You're just a dude.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
:)
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m just a normal man.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not mentioning Wodime in this because Wodime’s magical circuits are sublime and he probably does enhance his servants through physical intimacy.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
!! We still have a few days. Perhaps a lake is somewhere in this bleached earth…
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Ophelia @cherrymaneater.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🍒🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🐴❓️❓️❓️
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I heard you’ve gotten a swimsuit since you arrived. I WOULD love to see that…
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah…I’m tickled pink, truly. Perhaps if I make it to the summertime.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah, good evening Ophelia.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My legs aren’t anything to look at, you know that.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hold on, that's bars.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You would make a man on his last legs do squats…
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Would you build a house with just one outlet?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I thought that's what the sex was for.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thank you. Florence was hounding me for not getting enough protein.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s a way to replenish magical energy now that our contract has been terminated.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
?
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Ophelia @cherrymaneater.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
❓️❗️⁉️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️❓️❓️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Of course. Good luck on patrol.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(walking up to @chasmatis.bsky.social.)
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(wodime spreads? im hord)
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[Stopping short from showing the Summer Yu alt art card.] Very well.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are we all done Pepemogging me.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Of course. [Full spread, rich asshole.] My max rarity crypter deck is a passion project of mine.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What kind of leader would I be not to have them all?
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sem void @seraphimnull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you don't have his trading card, kirschtaria? (Slides this over.)
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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ALT: Patrick Bateman's Intense Phone Reaction
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[Pulling out his wallet, Pepe U (full art of him from the LB4 CM) placed on the table.]
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