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@berylguttings.bsky.social
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I haven't realized it yet.

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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 3h
Been thinking the end of the road might be close for me.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah, you should see how some people, not gonna name names, beat it. Rhymes with-
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're telling me, I carry bucketfuls of the stuff around every weekend.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some guys just don't care, though.
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Ⱬ — ☆ @cabizbajo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blastin' mad rope in the halls, ama.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm under NDA in regards to cum gutter contributors. But it's more common than you'd think.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lady, I'm the janitor. I need to clean the cum gutters.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guess everyone decided to jack off in their rooms instead of the hallways today.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude, you got yogurt mode unlocked? Lucky.
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Ⱬ — ☆ @cabizbajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The full moon's a great time, that's when I enter my yogurt mode.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The full moon's no good, that's when I enter my alpha mode.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm glad I kept racking up the hours.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, am I finally free? Sorry for being gone for like a free, I fell into this place called Nutritionland.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me too, buddy, me too.
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RITSUKA. @last-master.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hmm. That's gonna be a fun slow boil.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's fine, it's just some looney tunes shit. He'll be fine.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(already hanging an anvil over Wodime's doorway.)
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's just go do looney tunes later, Ophelia. Let's do something crazy.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone wanna go looney tunes later.
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Ⱬ — ☆ @cabizbajo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Country wizards make due.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, you're all just corn to Merlin. That's been established.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
// lol
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody has invited you to go in the first place, least of all me. I literally keep telling you it doesn't matter.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does it matter if I do or don't?
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll never tell, and it'll never be relevant. I'll be gone one day, and that's that. It's not worth thinking about.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think you've spent so much time among the people here that you're addicted to 'explanations.'
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So we're the same.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know it's going to happen to you too eventually, right? But Heroic Spirits don't care about that impermanence.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sure, I know that. That doesn't scare me.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, but I can also have humans.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Humans taste like chicken.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't see a point in eating and killing Canary. She gets my struggle and knows I'm fake and evil anyway.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've perfect my craft to be every kind of beaten-down identity possible so I can always pull a red card, captain.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't claim mixed heritage to get out of this, man.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[calm, wise smile.] I believe all born in Britain harbor an unworldly hatred for life within them.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not even white in the human sense, there's some weird fae shit in there. I'm like White Deluxe.
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Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ @azure-tenacity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Captain is gonna say something like "all white people are born inherently evil." or something.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't believe I was born inherently evil. Do you believe in that sort of thing, captain?
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Romani is pretty obviously a kind soul from the jump, Beryl. I think you just might not be able to perceive morality. On account of your inherently evil soul.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#IWouldTouchYouIfYouWerentDead
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roman. @returnedtosender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think I just overheard something scary.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think if I could go back in time, the one thing I'd change is that I would've assassinated the doctor first.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ooh, were you looking to do a bit? I can run a bit if you want. But good day, good day.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👍
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll take a necklace, please.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could do it, but someone would probably catch on. And nobody would give me the materials for anything complicated.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you. I've been feeling like doing a bit of snooping around without the usual "oh beryl, you dickhead" song and dance.
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oo. Share with me when you're done?
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beryl gut. @berylguttings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, yes, we know you're an inhuman piece of work.
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