Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Deeply gratifying and warming to realize upon the first reread in years one of your favorite books still deserves the title. God I love in other lands by Sara Rees Brennan 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Sometimes I think about the time I convinced someone that Malort was a delicacy, not knowing until after the fact that my victim was Mormon and I just accidentally did the work of the church for them 021
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It’s actually insane how much happier you feel when you internalize the idea that things just aren’t that serious and time is meaningless while simultaneously everything is rife with meaning and we will never have enough time 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Shout out to the guy on my commute wearing a matching bedazzled vest and bow tie 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Chappel Roan is a cis drag queen BBNO$ is a cis drag king The list grows 001
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“There is no antimemetics division” is very obviously SCP Foundation fanfic, but I would recommend it as an audiobook waaaaaay more to someone who likes the Magnus Archives 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Having issues with authority is such a burden because what do you mean so may classic works of literature really are just as good as people say they are 040
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Not to brag but there’s a table sat next to me speaking German and when one of them said “ein zwei drei” I understood it immediately #languagequeen #intuition #noduolingoneeded 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’ve been trying to read more classic books this year and man it’s annoying to realize so many of them really are that good. The Haunting Of Hill House, for example, is phenomenal 030
Reposted by ChaseJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/thefarside.comNew Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.comGet an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®. 3853771632
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The only people I’ve met who are vehemently against AI and unwilling to use these stupid engines are those who are actually working in creative fields or wanting to work in creative fields. Even my DnD friends admit to using ChatGPT to “rework their emails” like that makes them ok 050
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/10/2025So maybe I’m totally off base but if we’re still going to have beauty pageants in TODAY’s global climate… should veneers, fake tan, hair extensions, and any form of cosmetic surgery not be banned? Like, automatically? As well as diet pills and steroids? 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 10/10/2025It’s so failgirl to end up in a spiral realizing one of the folks who viewed your story was someone you knew in college and then you’re in a spiral about that person and how that old friend group you were never Quite part of still follows each other so is the guy who assaulted you. Right there. 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2025My coworker keeps trying to change the playlist but hasn’t considered clearing the queue on the Spotify, instead she’s just confused why it would keep going back to the playlist she doesn’t like. 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2025We should cast trans people in cis roles and then bar all men from being allowed to appear on screen. For fun. 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Just had an idea for a Silksong badge that’s called the fur-iend token where you deal extra damage based on how many fleas you’ve rescued. Someone make this. I demand it. 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Is it fucking insane people think the rapture is going to happen in two days? Yeah, and if I wanted to buy into their collective psychosis I gotta say, I’m looking forward to seeing them go. On the other hand, excruciatingly embarrassing to know people like that are allowed to vote. 030
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I deal with trauma the normal way. I make NPCs for my dnd character’s backstories that eerily resemble real people and then beat the shit out of them for their transgressions. 130
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Of all the analogous names in adaptation, changing Holmes to House is still the funniest to me 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I need to stop watching Mythical Kitchen’s last meal series because it’s making me realize I would go fucking crazy if I was told “ask for any food. Any.” ESPECIALLY if I knew I was dying. Give me the fucked up foods I cannot eat, gimme that monkey brain, shark fin soup, fuckin human meat?? Sure. 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Once you learn how anatomy works it’s hard to get past how bird wings just wouldn’t work, how much extra think space there would need to be on how the body then MAKES it work and then you get into the idea of hollow bones- and it’s a mess But BUG wings your brain can relax into “eh it’s magic” 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Long way to a small angry planet is like if Legends and Lattes had a baby with the Murderbot Diaries 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025My meme sharing exists on levels: scattering feed to the peasants (posted on story), gathering my vassals for a feast (close friends story), spilling wine in the goblets of my inner court (sent to my groupchat labeled “Zutara Shippers Only”), and spitting it betwixt lovers’ lips (individual DMs) 031
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Just turned down a hot guy entirely on the fact he was going weirdly hard for chat gpt, we’ve got to make these people more ashamed to exist 030
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Just saw someone with one of these fucking $2000 bags that are made of plastic whose handles melt if it’s too hot out with one of those fugly labubus on it and I just full body sneered. Trend hungry bad taste bullshit with too much money to spend be fucking for real 010
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I’m so glad I’ve never been to rehab or a suicide ward because if I had I don’t think I’d ever shut the fuck up about it 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I remember my mom yelling at me because I said military men are an immediate no on dating apps for me 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I’m reading lev Grossman’s “the bright sword” where there’s no small amount of jokes paid towards things like Palamedes knowing what Zero is while no one else does amongst similar jibes - so why the fuck did Sir Bedevere just say it’s lucky a spear missed the femoral artery? 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If I had a nickel for every time I’ve done a piece based off this one photo of me I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s entirely appropriate, reasonable, and good that it’s happened twice 061
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I’m being serious when I say the only real literary crush I’ve ever had was Emeric in the Little Thieves trilogy by @what-eats-owls.bsky.social like I want that for me. They’re basically Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Rowland vibes and I ALSO WANT THAT FOR ME 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 08/06/2025@what-eats-owls.bsky.social you owe me a life debt I’m trying not to sob uncontrollably in a public setting, I’m on page 397 of Holy Terrors and I am crushed literally how dare you 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I’m almost 300 pages in and she has not eased up, I’m so in love with these idiots 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’m too single to read Margaret Owen’s holy terrors right now 130
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Ok so the answer is a one body problem is used as a basis to understand the two body problem which explains how tatooine exists in a binary star system and a three body problem says lol this is pure chaos and there is no solution to it where one can reliably understand what will happen 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Damn wait til you hear about this crazy new ONE body problem 110
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2025What’s the deal with the novel the three body problem? Oh it’s a physics thing is the title ok let me just- oh well naturally it’s a sequel to the two body problem which- oh cool that comes in 3 varieties and I still don’t understand how physics works? Cool cool cool cool c- 110
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I have burns on both my wrists right now, which would lead me to make a joke about jacking off too many dudes but they’re both on the outside of my wrists, therefore I must be really bad at jacking off dudes 020
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I don’t believe you at all, you think about Big Naturals Michael Cain at all times, don’t you 110
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/05/2025“Here’s how to do the perfect messy bun, follow these 10 steps-“ fake moving on “The perfect no makeup makeup look, we’re going to start by underpainting-“ Jesus, skip “Here’s how to elegantly take a sip from your drink” girl what 011
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 19/05/2025With my history, it really is so telling that I’m the person saying “it costs nothing to be a little empathetic” to my coworkers 000
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I used to to work for the hair salon he went to, the sharp divide between government employee with guards on every exit to weirdly tall guy in basketball shorts was weird to deal with knowing his actions make him a cunt. He was repeatedly mistaken for other 2016 trump cronies tho, that was funny. 010
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/05/2025It’s so fun, having such a dissociative two days I’m losing feeling in my hands, haven’t felt like this in years! It’s so freeing, I could burn down a building 010
Reposted by ChaseDaniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025“Increasingly often, [Trump] ends up backing down and simply declaring a win. His opponents appear to be catching on.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...nytimes.comIn High-Stakes Negotiations, Trump’s Opponents Are Learning His Patterns 771678335
Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/05/2025“My new record for fasting is 60 hours, I broke it this morning by having a spoonful of yogurt” girl what happened to enjoying being alive? 020