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@chasingdaze.bsky.social
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American expat/ Writer and Artist/ more here linktr.ee/chasing.daze

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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Deeply gratifying and warming to realize upon the first reread in years one of your favorite books still deserves the title. God I love in other lands by Sara Rees Brennan
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sometimes I think about the time I convinced someone that Malort was a delicacy, not knowing until after the fact that my victim was Mormon and I just accidentally did the work of the church for them
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It’s actually insane how much happier you feel when you internalize the idea that things just aren’t that serious and time is meaningless while simultaneously everything is rife with meaning and we will never have enough time
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Shout out to the guy on my commute wearing a matching bedazzled vest and bow tie
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Chappel Roan is a cis drag queen BBNO$ is a cis drag king The list grows
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“There is no antimemetics division” is very obviously SCP Foundation fanfic, but I would recommend it as an audiobook waaaaaay more to someone who likes the Magnus Archives
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Having issues with authority is such a burden because what do you mean so may classic works of literature really are just as good as people say they are
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What is with ugly men on dating apps wanting kids
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Not to brag but there’s a table sat next to me speaking German and when one of them said “ein zwei drei” I understood it immediately #languagequeen #intuition #noduolingoneeded
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’ve been trying to read more classic books this year and man it’s annoying to realize so many of them really are that good. The Haunting Of Hill House, for example, is phenomenal
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The only people I’ve met who are vehemently against AI and unwilling to use these stupid engines are those who are actually working in creative fields or wanting to work in creative fields. Even my DnD friends admit to using ChatGPT to “rework their emails” like that makes them ok
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So maybe I’m totally off base but if we’re still going to have beauty pageants in TODAY’s global climate… should veneers, fake tan, hair extensions, and any form of cosmetic surgery not be banned? Like, automatically? As well as diet pills and steroids?
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s so failgirl to end up in a spiral realizing one of the folks who viewed your story was someone you knew in college and then you’re in a spiral about that person and how that old friend group you were never Quite part of still follows each other so is the guy who assaulted you. Right there.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My coworker keeps trying to change the playlist but hasn’t considered clearing the queue on the Spotify, instead she’s just confused why it would keep going back to the playlist she doesn’t like.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We should cast trans people in cis roles and then bar all men from being allowed to appear on screen. For fun.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Just had an idea for a Silksong badge that’s called the fur-iend token where you deal extra damage based on how many fleas you’ve rescued. Someone make this. I demand it.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Is it fucking insane people think the rapture is going to happen in two days? Yeah, and if I wanted to buy into their collective psychosis I gotta say, I’m looking forward to seeing them go. On the other hand, excruciatingly embarrassing to know people like that are allowed to vote.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I deal with trauma the normal way. I make NPCs for my dnd character’s backstories that eerily resemble real people and then beat the shit out of them for their transgressions.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Of all the analogous names in adaptation, changing Holmes to House is still the funniest to me
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I need to stop watching Mythical Kitchen’s last meal series because it’s making me realize I would go fucking crazy if I was told “ask for any food. Any.” ESPECIALLY if I knew I was dying. Give me the fucked up foods I cannot eat, gimme that monkey brain, shark fin soup, fuckin human meat?? Sure.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Once you learn how anatomy works it’s hard to get past how bird wings just wouldn’t work, how much extra think space there would need to be on how the body then MAKES it work and then you get into the idea of hollow bones- and it’s a mess But BUG wings your brain can relax into “eh it’s magic”
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Long way to a small angry planet is like if Legends and Lattes had a baby with the Murderbot Diaries
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My meme sharing exists on levels: scattering feed to the peasants (posted on story), gathering my vassals for a feast (close friends story), spilling wine in the goblets of my inner court (sent to my groupchat labeled “Zutara Shippers Only”), and spitting it betwixt lovers’ lips (individual DMs)
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just turned down a hot guy entirely on the fact he was going weirdly hard for chat gpt, we’ve got to make these people more ashamed to exist
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Just saw someone with one of these fucking $2000 bags that are made of plastic whose handles melt if it’s too hot out with one of those fugly labubus on it and I just full body sneered. Trend hungry bad taste bullshit with too much money to spend be fucking for real
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/breaki... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subcribe to see me stick my hand in a beehive and paw out honey like a bear. The bees avoid stinging me because of my thick hide and disincentivizing stench.
Alex says "growing breasts has been great, but anime characters keep trying to break their falls on me..."
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m so glad I’ve never been to rehab or a suicide ward because if I had I don’t think I’d ever shut the fuck up about it
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I remember my mom yelling at me because I said military men are an immediate no on dating apps for me
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m reading lev Grossman’s “the bright sword” where there’s no small amount of jokes paid towards things like Palamedes knowing what Zero is while no one else does amongst similar jibes - so why the fuck did Sir Bedevere just say it’s lucky a spear missed the femoral artery?
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve done a piece based off this one photo of me I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s entirely appropriate, reasonable, and good that it’s happened twice
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m being serious when I say the only real literary crush I’ve ever had was Emeric in the Little Thieves trilogy by @what-eats-owls.bsky.social like I want that for me. They’re basically Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Rowland vibes and I ALSO WANT THAT FOR ME
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
@what-eats-owls.bsky.social you owe me a life debt I’m trying not to sob uncontrollably in a public setting, I’m on page 397 of Holy Terrors and I am crushed literally how dare you
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m too single to read Margaret Owen’s holy terrors right now
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
What’s the deal with the novel the three body problem? Oh it’s a physics thing is the title ok let me just- oh well naturally it’s a sequel to the two body problem which- oh cool that comes in 3 varieties and I still don’t understand how physics works? Cool cool cool cool c-
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I have burns on both my wrists right now, which would lead me to make a joke about jacking off too many dudes but they’re both on the outside of my wrists, therefore I must be really bad at jacking off dudes
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
So we agree these are the same characters right?
Mao Mao from apothecary diariesSherlock Holmes
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
“Here’s how to do the perfect messy bun, follow these 10 steps-“ fake moving on “The perfect no makeup makeup look, we’re going to start by underpainting-“ Jesus, skip “Here’s how to elegantly take a sip from your drink” girl what
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
With my history, it really is so telling that I’m the person saying “it costs nothing to be a little empathetic” to my coworkers
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It’s so fun, having such a dissociative two days I’m losing feeling in my hands, haven’t felt like this in years! It’s so freeing, I could burn down a building
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“Increasingly often, [Trump] ends up backing down and simply declaring a win. His opponents appear to be catching on.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...
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In High-Stakes Negotiations, Trump’s Opponents Are Learning His Patterns
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“My new record for fasting is 60 hours, I broke it this morning by having a spoonful of yogurt” girl what happened to enjoying being alive?
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I mean the good news about this stupid fucking book is that I’ve been listening to it while walking places and generally have other things on my mind and it’s so repetitive and poorly written that it’s basically just white noise
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Oh good I’m not the only one who thinks this
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Really embarrassing that I’ve had responses to two of my job apps out of a few hundred in the past four months, and one of them was a clear human trafficking scheme
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The “just a girl” dog whistle is sliding into a video about cleaning being “girl therapy” like slip slide away from this bullshit
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I successfully tricked 3 men into helping me carry a pane of glass almost as big as me across London and to my flat.
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Chase @chasingdaze.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I hate making appointments for people and they say “sometime after work.” Ok bitch, work’s done for me at 9 tonight so can you specify what that means to you?
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