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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That Puma goalkeeper kit is an ABOMINATION

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just preempting a scenario in which Chelsea go 1-0 up here and then Bompastor sticks Nelly Las on and my head explodes

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tarciane, lol, take your booking

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell you what Blues are a lot of fun aren't they

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lexi Potter's been doing really well so far this season but bit of an education here up against Dumornay

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/09/2026

Byeeeeeeeee dickhead

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What has Renee Slegers done to Georgia Stanway?!

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dropping Toone is a big call/statement from Wiegman. Not saying I disagree with the decision, I don't, but the woman has stuck with her through plateaus and troughs in form and started her when she's half fit.

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Absolute classic, spoke on the podcast last night about how Arroyo could be in serious trouble, not released it yet and Villa announce they've sacked her this morning. We also spoke about Everton & Sorensen, who they've put in interim charge. So many narratives. Might need to re-record the end 😅

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know how people on the internet get all annoyed about how people hold those clip on mics? Well my new thing is I KEEP seeing videos of people doing podcasts and holding mics that are supposed to be attached to a boom arm or stand. Why?!?!

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As much as the second half and the subs were tactically confusing from Arsenal, it kind of feels like there's a massive psychological component. They just don't seem to believe they can actually do it.

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wonder when teams are actually going to do something about Keira Walsh being free at the edge of the box

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wish I'd watched Blues Palace instead of this shit

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As much as that midweek performance against LCL probably did help us in the grand scheme of things, the timing has massively hindered us, key players just looking half a yard off it

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yeah that was just class from Thomas

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyway... I am running out of superlatives

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah that's been coming obviously, but I genuinely think it's incredible we kept them out that long

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ok well I thoroughly enjoyed that. I just won't think about their bench and what's to come in the second half.

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every time Alexia does something I die a little inside

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Katie Keane is the best goalkeeper in the world probably

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Starting Alexia Putellas against us? In the Sandwich Cup? Tin pot

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Realised Leicester's game this evening will be streamable via LCL's YouTube channel, but I'm just not sure that's something that's going to spark joy

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fuck is Disney Plus showing me 3 mins of ads in the middle of a game?!

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have to commend the response from City. Could easily got away from them. Did feel as though Bayern wouldn't be able to keep up that intensity from the first half. Big impact from the subs as well. Lovely move for the equaliser. Champions mentality.

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have watched 8 or 9 different WSL/WSL2 highlights videos on YouTube today and got the same two pre-roll Ted Lasso ads every time. I've never seen it anyway but it's actively made me not ever want to watch it.

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Perhaps I'm being salty because we always got criticised for being "complacent" and clinging on in the WSL because there were one or two worse teams, but I think more of a spotlight needs to be put on Villa and the utterly fraudulent behaviour they are engaging in

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyway, rare non-football post, but I've got so much going at the moment I only have the brain capacity to rewatch sitcoms. I'm currently on Scrubs, and do we ever talk about how the soundtrack goes SO hard?! Like 4th episode of the 1st season of a zany comedy and they're busting out Hallelujah?!

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This game can get directly in the bin. So frustrating

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have previous with this ref (Leicester vs West Ham, absolutely unhinged) and every time I see her again she does nothing to convince me she understands the rules of football

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I could see that coming a mile off

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arsenal saw the Man United circus at the back last week and have just decided to put a load of low crosses in knowing one will highly likely go in

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Iman Beney is having a great game

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I truly believe Khiara Keating has such a high ceiling but she gotta raise that floor

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Greenwood playing at centre back like when you went back to school after the holidays and had forgotten how to write

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Casparij having to warm up 2 minutes in when she was supposed to be being rested

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Charli Parkes @charliparkes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Was checking something earlier and LCL's squad numbers are out of control. Just unacceptable.

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