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Charlie, No

@charliewhy.bsky.social
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Anishnabe kwe by birth Internet poisoned by the grace of god Just a dude whipping shitties on the Information Superhighway

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
how are you brits so polite four pounds for a fuckin red bull are you mental
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"why is Argentina visa trending so high right now"
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
something I can never figure out is how to take a selfie where I don't look like a dingus then again maybe that's just who I am
portrait of myself, smiling and pointing with gusto - also, looking like a dingus
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
tangent: anyone remember this? I'd heard it described as the soundtrack for a child trapped in a hot car
Cover art for Alvin and the Chipmunks on 16 Speed, featuring the chipmunks strung out and melting
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
love how these apps make it seem like I moved a fucking train car
a screenshot from the hevy app, showing my training time (1h15m) and a total weight volume of 32370 lbs
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
If you're in a public bathroom and someone keeps rattling the door even after you've said "occupied", what is the appropriate next step apparently smacking the door from the inside hard enough that the noise was heard throughout the entire restaurant was not it hurrying up was not an option either
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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⚜️ Studio Mythras ⚜️ @mythrasnola.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
re: current events
JC Denton from Deus Ex with one of his most quoted lines, "What a shame."
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Last night was a first I was working in my shop and managed to jam my finger and I was angrily cursing so much that my google AI turned itself on to tell me to calm down
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Milestone on my balding journey First sunburn on the top of my head
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It's taken so much from me. I adopt an activity or an appearance because I like it and they steal and corrupt it I should take it as a compliment that I'm on the leading edge of masculinity but getting lumped in with the worst men who don't even have anything to contribute to a pastime is the worst
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Getting tailgated by a cybetruck, couldn't test their autobraking with a brake check because I was in the work van God sends his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
[looks at sweat print on weight bench] huh, my ass got narrower
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Some people lift for health, some people lift for vanity I lift because I want to have the muscle mass to look good in a beaded medallion done like a 45 plate
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 13/07/2025
bop of the summer #bopofthesummer
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Can't change the fact that I commute 2+ hours a day, but nothing has improved my quality of life - not a podcast or playlist or anything else to occupy myself, more than wrapping my steering wheel in tennis tape Do not neglect your tactile
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Not me howling with laughter at the end of The Mist in theater I really really tried to keep it in and that just made it worse when I couldn't
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Scary Kid And Grows Into A Scary Man trilogy Donnie Darko Nightcrawler Road House
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
News Eaglets: the family of Ashley Murdock is raising funds for a proper headstone and to help them move to a safer area—every donation makes a difference. If you can, please click the link below to donate or share it with others who might want to help. gofund.me/06ab8d2e
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Donate to No More Stolen Sisters - Help my family, organized by Deidra Telenko
Hi everyone, My name is Deidra Telenko and my daughter, Ashley Murdock, was… Deidra Telenko needs your support for No More Stolen Sisters - Help my family
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Tw: Arachnophobia Dolomedes, muthafucka
A female dolomedes, or fishing spider. Legspan measuring about 4", vibrant tabby markings
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
...did the Washington Monument always have those glowing red eyes?
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
GET THE FUCK IN STEP MARCH PROPERLY TO THE SHITTY COVER OF THE SONG ABOUT BEING STUCK IN THE ARMY BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO POOR TO AVOID CONSCRIPTION OR OTHERWISE AVOID POVERTY
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/06/2025
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I grew up with a VHS of Major League, Randy Newman's song at the beginning managed to brainwash me into loving Cleveland despite not even being American Going there as a tourist does not disappoint but I must look deranged, being so happy to see the guardian bridge and the Cuyahoga river
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
As much as I love spicy food it turns out I can no longer do a heavy squat and deadlift day with a tummy full of Thai chilies and sriracha For a moment I thought it was the big one
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I don't know what convinced me to do a step aerobics routine after leg day but I think I learned my lesson Thighs feeling like tree trunks though I tell ya
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"Dad why do you like wasabi so much?" "Sometimes I eat it just to feel something" Whoops
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
With my serious return to the gym I've been consuming far more of this stuff than before My Schwarzenegger and Macho Man Randy Savage impersonations have dramatically improved in this time This is a documentable direct result
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I for one am looking forward to this bold new direction
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 30/05/2025
HAPPY NEW AESOP ROCK DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Aesop Rock - Send Help (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I went in for this and bloodwork confirmed I was ok Doc asked me "how much diet soda do you drink?" Apparently I'm pissing aspartame
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Lawn is doing poorly, herb garden is doing well I have had my proposal for a yard of chives shot down
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025
imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ottawa X Press, we need you more than ever
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Had a fistful of pickled jalapeños and a long squirt of Sriracha on my chicken at lunch, was delicious Sadly am now on the can screaming like Mario in lava
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Rebo has Become a Ghost 👻 @rebochan.eurosky.social · 26/05/2025
Like shit I wonder why Disney suddenly wants a pro-colonialist message in the Lilo and Stitch Remake in which tourism is good and “Ohana” means “the imperialist state breaks up your family?” What changed between 2002 and now, hmmmm
A screenshot of the Resort History portion of the Disney Aulani Resort about page. Image is of a massive luxury resort on Oahu, Hawaii.

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“RESORT HISTORY

Aulani Resort opened in August 2011. A major expansion project was completed in fall 2013, offering families even more to enjoy!”A screenshot of the resorts about page depicting people in Polynesian dress on a sunset beach.

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The Aulani Resort Story

Walt Disney Imagineers worked hand in hand with local artisans and cultural experts to create Aulani, A Disney Resort & Spa. Inspired by the natural wonders and rich traditions of Hawaii, Aulani Resort is the ultimate family getaway—
celebrating the beauty, history and welcoming spirit of the island.a screenshot of the “Ohana” breakfast, in a Polynesian styled dining room. Text:

'Ohana offers 2 distinct dining experiences:
• Best Friends Breakfast featuring Lilo & Stitch
• An all-you-care-to-enjoy dinner featuring
Hawaiian-flavored specialties, including our legendary 'Ohana Noodles (Characters do not appear at dinner)A list of prices for the Aulani Resort that shows rooms start at 800€ per night
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've taken it as my job with the young men in my immediate sphere when I was fresh in the workforce I worked with men who were the age I am now, they were good mentors and patient with my young bullshit they were pretty important in my ultimate journey into adulthood
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Been getting diet under control with the new weight training, trying things for protein intake when the sweet tooth speaks up Scoop of vanilla whey protein, cherry Greek yogurt and some instant oats sounds good in theory this is a cursed flavor This is what you feed to infants who are hellspawn
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
When reading bedtime stories to your children, there are no rules that state the cuddly bear who just wants a friend should not sound like Macho Man Randy Savage
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
If you can, protect those that need protecting
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Charlie, No @charliewhy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It's not a good movie but Soldier has that 90s scifi charm and atmosphere I can't get enough of
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
NEWS BRIEF: ‘Oh, what are they complaining about now?’ asks man who tried to overthrow country because he had to wear a mask in coffee shop
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Walking Eagle News News Brief
Here's a summary of some of the stories Walking Eagle News is keeping a weary eye on: 'Oh, what are they complaining about now?' asks man who tried to overthrow country because he had to wear
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
can yall make this skeet go viral. i’m tryna see something
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
9 out of 10 economists agree
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Reads His Concession Speech youtu.be/X-OU8eW2Dl0?...
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Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Reads His Concession Speech
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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