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Charlie Giovannetti

@charliegio.bsky.social
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1990 WMTA state piano champion, 4th grade division.

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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"what's that? No I wasn't hollerin' at you. I was hollerin' at the lady behind you with the beautiful mailbox garden."
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this is literally the first time I've thought of Alan Keyes since 2004
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka died, so please hug the Chicago Meatballs in your life.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Mini Bears versus da Giants who ya got?" "Is Ditka mini too or is he big-sized Ditka?"
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The cadaver doesn't know the difference between a scalpel and a pairing knife
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So I edited this story. And I wanna share on thought on language, & telling the truth We talked about: the "government is lying to you" It may sound saucy. It may sound like opinion But it's just true And if something is true then you should just say it, clearly That's just good journalism
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eye of the storm obscured by excessive amounts of eyeblack
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm an idiot. Had to read it 3 times before I got it!
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NASCAR is a very highly lucrative sport because each time a car passes the start finish line, they collect $200. It is another reason why some of the teams put on their lawsuit saying they were a monopoly 
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The federal government is lying to you. And we have the receipts. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing JOE BUCK: And that looks like another mistake with the ring finger reaching for that bottom row TROY AIKMAN: That's just...a lotta bugs on that windshield Joe he's gotta clean that up.
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Alan Gerard @wxmanms1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While the Gulf Coast NWS comms issue appears resolved, with the growing tropical risk was seeing way more social media traffic about the radar outages that occurred over the weekend. Feel compelled to share a thread as seeing a lot of misinformation. (1/)
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's very reassuring that I'm not the only weirdo who finds it amusing to put things on my dog's head and see how long it can last
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's what they want. That's the goal now.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The ghost librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Any money in Greenies? There's some. Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. But you can't.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you not entertained
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
22 years and counting, in part because we both understand that no one else could ever stand to be with either one of us
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my marriage the hitmen would end up killing the spouse that hired them because my wife and I are so insufferable
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good evening: The Chicago Bears are 3-1 in the National Football League with three different quarterbacks.
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 04/10/2026
10-4 is national crew chief day
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you catch the color guy right after this saying that the Contreras brothers have, "absolute machetes for throwing arms"?
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh that was a whole Thing
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
holy shit
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta show off the $850 million A/V system I guess
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they ditch the pregame band to do Thunderstruck like every other uninspired team does....
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the way I *heard* it the second I saw the picture
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"On November 26, 2022 you watched Northwestern play Illinois in football?" "Um, I'm not positive of the date but that sounds right." "And they had lost 10 straight heading into that game?" "Uh, um, I don't..." "Answer the question." "Is it too late to plead the Fifth?"
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ryan maybe some of us just love our kids more and enjoy being around them all the tim- Nope. Can't do it. Cannot lie in such a brazen manner
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're still getting used to what good coaching can do. 3rd string QB? Down to 3rd string LT during the game? Those were insurmountable odds for the last 40 years
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[extreme bluesky tone] you just haven't tried a good labyrinth yet
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is probably correct but I simply refuse to give up my Griffey Generation heritage
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same I thought I was going crazy
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a crazy good sunrise this morning
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, and she's better off because of it
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Towards the end?! Friend I've been going since 1988 it was always terrible
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd be happy with nachos featuring chips that were made in the current year
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's so soft. Just a bad look
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booootay. Shake your bootay! 🎶
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Proposing a new rule: if you have any religious paraphernalia on your car you cannot occupy the left lane. You don't have the right mindset. Heathens only.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
feat. Joakim Noah
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@therealtylero.bsky.social you're the only person I know of who would care, so I wanted to let you know that I saw a Pontiac Sunfire on my way to work today
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Samer Recognized A Fart Online | Defector
This afternoon in Slack, our work chatroom, Patrick shared a cute little viral video, as we do from time to time. None of us were prepared for what happened next. What follows is a (very lightly edite...
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