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Gloomy Science Teacher, turner of small cardboard rectangles Host of Partners with Badger CoHost BrazenCoalitionGames Secretly wishes he was funny

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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we have a memory shortage thats causing us to up the price of devices because of A.I And an A I industry begging for a slowdown And a public that wants fuck all to do with A.I Maybe... just maybe... we should stop fucking leaning into A.I
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also some other folks you should follow if you don't already @chargingbadger.bsky.social @whitetiger89.bsky.social @dingusegg.bsky.social @shattergang.com @plinkdoesstuff.bsky.social @baz.shattergang.com @warroomedh.bsky.social @revelo.bsky.social @manatithe.bsky.social
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nope 🤣
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am absolutely not getting these lorcana cards And people complain about secret lairs...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two years ago (and change) i went to magicon Amsterdam and took the top left selfie The top left was one year ago after just being diagnosed The bottom left was christmas last year I need to take another selfie but I never noticed the change...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am so excited for this!! Not to mention did you see the oswald reveal? I am so happy to see more of that rabbit!
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I will never stop saying that The Sorcerers Apprentice is such an underrated Disney live action movie
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Got my most recent bloods back and even disney foods cant ruin my a1c! Lowest its been since my diagnosis 💪 I need to keep doing what im doing but its so good to know it seems to be working
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love this card for exactly those reasons! :D
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This! Print to order > scalping shit
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just updated my cardmarket with some Marvel, Lorwyn, Final Fantasy and Bloomburrow If youre after anything maybe have a look www.cardmarket.com/en/Magic/Use...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also true, zombies are either on the block or for a revamp i feel
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If its just because she has green - dont think i havent seen you cast out badger momma I figured youd hate her more for lands distruction ;)
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love neera, but I think i have her built wrong, probably as im bad at building efficient spell slinger and just want to tease out omniscient/ enter the infinite 😅 Amowon seemed boring when we played it on stream Cant BELIEVE you didnt sat keep vazi ;)
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
But everyone loves card draw 🤣 plus its the worse Nekusar deck as it doesnt actually USE Nekusar, was just the best colour identity zombie I owned at the time 😅
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can you look at my decks moxfield.com/users/Chargi... And maybe pick one commander to keep and one to ditch?
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Co-Host of Brazen Coalition Games and Host of "Partners With Badger" - Streaming EDH content over spelltable and spending time with members of the community as we durdle through drafts on Arena! I...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok, body really doesnt want to gym today - its taken me 4 hours to feel human this morning... So i think its finally time to have a clear out of my decks Im going to aim for a max of 10 commander decks 5 UB and 5 within mtg, but we all know that wont happen, i love UB Can you all help?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
PSA: If a train says the seats are booked from x to y, dont assume that person hasn't turned up... ...assume that you've just turfed a family out of their seats and rethink your life choices and I hope you have the day you deserve
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So sick of A.I bull shit now, can we just hit the stop button until we can all agree on how to use it safely and ethically -_-
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Might be worth removing it just because (im assuming) its only visible if you go looking for it? Surely its harder if they also have to look through archives for it? Doesnt solve the a.i scrubber problem but might stop others? Sorry Plink :(
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oooh ive had their vegetable fries before! Need to get the small one to eat more veggies...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love the idea of resistant starch rice... Ive been freezing my rye sourdough loaf for toast for the same reason
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It helps for the weekend, ive been working on meal prepping wraps, just need to get better at it / find time to incorporate meal prep into my routines The mixed hash browns would be great for upping fibre and reducing carbs too so im all for those. Are they from a store?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I need to work out how to get this into my body at 5.30am on my way to work 🤣 looks so good
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got to play magic with my person finally, were normally too tired after work & parenting :) theyre still learning - maybe made more difficult by their stubbornness to play with their boy astarion.... but I made drinks, put BG3 music on and made a thing of it Its so good to just enjoy magic again
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ya know what, ive hardly been on here for a while because work like balance hasn't been right First time I come online in ages and its some low life spreading libellous shit about someone because they don't like UB, letting me down mtg fam Hope they have the day they deserve, reported and blocked
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not gonna lie. Im kind of disappointed im not going to get Abigail as my Stardew Valley commander 😅
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I heard pain lands, slow lands, spire garden got mentioned a few times, maybe a printing error... But all the basics will have a dribble somewhere in the art cos trekkies will pay bank for tribbles
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This would have been better had the Netherlands still been playing and we could get footage of @revelo.bsky.social dancing side to side 😅
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gutted I cant make Amsterdan this year but I had to trade it in for working on my birthday... Hope everyone I know, follow and care about has an amazing time I also hope the @thechadmagic.bsky.social boys get to and from safely, with no issues and that they get upgraded to super secret 1st class
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is the social media equivalent of texting someone in the next room you realise this? 🤣 Also Hi @manatithe.bsky.social
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Miss you both too x we will catch up soon im sure, tell Aimee I said hi too :)
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Glad you got there safe :) have a great time!!
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If anyone wants to promise me a Kate mulgrew for my birthday I would make so many badgers in thanks :D
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is it me or is Mike Ashley actively leaning into the "Elon from Temu" image?
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GIRUDO @girudo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Chaos Commander Stream tomorrow (26 April) hosted by @manadorkjohn.bsky.social ⚔️ We spy some exciting commanders 👀 #mtg #magicthegathering #edh
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🚨 Chat Chaos Commander stream! 🚨 🗓️ 26 April ⏰ 7PM BST / 2PM ET / 1PM CT / 12PM MT / 11AM PT Chaos Gremlins rejoice 😈 This week @whitetiger89.bsky.social and I are joined by new victims, I mean friends @oshagod.bsky.social & @badatgender.bsky.social Don't miss out! Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Getting stink eye from boomers for playing a ska punk song literally about not judging people.... (Also, it wasnt loud, I had just entered a shopping centre car park and had the window down because running AC needlessly is bad)
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Youre all monsters. Why cant ypu just play magic the right way? 🤣
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Anything to stop @manadorkjohn.bsky.social having it to storm off with...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
That is far too much "the right call" for my mono green smooth brain... ... I know ill run it in my mill deck 😅
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
✨🔮 STREAM ALERT 🔮✨ Join @chronomagistrate.bsky.social @chargingbadger.bsky.social and I as we are joined by @dingusegg.bsky.social to shuffle up for a Secrets of Strixhaven Commander gameplay special Expect big plays & bigger spells straight from the archives 🧙‍♂️📚 Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
Promotional banner for a “Back to School Strixhaven Special – Live Gameplay” stream by Brazen Coalition Games. The layout features four vertical fantasy panels with vibrant magical artwork, each paired with a circular portrait of a person at the bottom. The top center text reads “Sunday 19th April – 7PM BST / 2PM ET / 11AM PT,” with the Brazen Coalition Games logo in the upper corner.

Each panel represents a commander: Lorehold the Historian, Berta the Extrapolator, Dina, Essence Brewer, and Abigail, Poet Laurette, visually styled to match a magical university theme. The overall aesthetic is bold, colorful, and arcane, evoking a wizard school setting with dramatic lighting and fantasy character art.
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ok, what am I putting this in for the most fun?
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 10/04/2026
YOU ALL HAVE TO SEE MY DECK! (And many others at the strixhaven PPR) twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 10/04/2026
Hello Friends, it’s time to head back to school because we are live with the Secrets of Strixhaven Pre-PreRelease! #Sponsored #MTGStrixhaven We’ve got a full day of sealed game play for you to enjoy, so be sure to tune in at either twitch.tv/loadingready... or youtube.com/loadingready...
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Chronomagistrate / Anil @chronomagistrate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tonight on BCG, join me, @manadorkjohn.bsky.social, @chargingbadger.bsky.social & @whitetiger89.bsky.social as we do battle with unaltered Commander precons! I'm gonna see if a deck from just 6 years ago (C20/Ikoria) can stand up to more modern designs... 7pm BST twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Now then Scallywags! This week @chronomagistrate.bsky.social @whitetiger89.bsky.social @chargingbadger.bsky.social & I are shuffling up some precons to see which one is best! Tune in this sunday on Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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