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Gloomy Science Teacher, turner of small cardboard rectangles Host of Partners with Badger CoHost BrazenCoalitionGames Secretly wishes he was funny

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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also some other folks you should follow if you don't already @chargingbadger.bsky.social @whitetiger89.bsky.social @dingusegg.bsky.social @shattergang.com @plinkdoesstuff.bsky.social @baz.shattergang.com @warroomedh.bsky.social @revelo.bsky.social @manatithe.bsky.social
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am absolutely not getting these lorcana cards And people complain about secret lairs...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two years ago (and change) i went to magicon Amsterdam and took the top left selfie The top left was one year ago after just being diagnosed The bottom left was christmas last year I need to take another selfie but I never noticed the change...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I will never stop saying that The Sorcerers Apprentice is such an underrated Disney live action movie
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Got my most recent bloods back and even disney foods cant ruin my a1c! Lowest its been since my diagnosis 💪 I need to keep doing what im doing but its so good to know it seems to be working
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This! Print to order > scalping shit
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just updated my cardmarket with some Marvel, Lorwyn, Final Fantasy and Bloomburrow If youre after anything maybe have a look www.cardmarket.com/en/Magic/Use...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok, body really doesnt want to gym today - its taken me 4 hours to feel human this morning... So i think its finally time to have a clear out of my decks Im going to aim for a max of 10 commander decks 5 UB and 5 within mtg, but we all know that wont happen, i love UB Can you all help?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
PSA: If a train says the seats are booked from x to y, dont assume that person hasn't turned up... ...assume that you've just turfed a family out of their seats and rethink your life choices and I hope you have the day you deserve
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So sick of A.I bull shit now, can we just hit the stop button until we can all agree on how to use it safely and ethically -_-
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got to play magic with my person finally, were normally too tired after work & parenting :) theyre still learning - maybe made more difficult by their stubbornness to play with their boy astarion.... but I made drinks, put BG3 music on and made a thing of it Its so good to just enjoy magic again
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ya know what, ive hardly been on here for a while because work like balance hasn't been right First time I come online in ages and its some low life spreading libellous shit about someone because they don't like UB, letting me down mtg fam Hope they have the day they deserve, reported and blocked
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not gonna lie. Im kind of disappointed im not going to get Abigail as my Stardew Valley commander 😅
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gutted I cant make Amsterdan this year but I had to trade it in for working on my birthday... Hope everyone I know, follow and care about has an amazing time I also hope the @thechadmagic.bsky.social boys get to and from safely, with no issues and that they get upgraded to super secret 1st class
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If anyone wants to promise me a Kate mulgrew for my birthday I would make so many badgers in thanks :D
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is it me or is Mike Ashley actively leaning into the "Elon from Temu" image?
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GIRUDO @girudo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Chaos Commander Stream tomorrow (26 April) hosted by @manadorkjohn.bsky.social ⚔️ We spy some exciting commanders 👀 #mtg #magicthegathering #edh
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🚨 Chat Chaos Commander stream! 🚨 🗓️ 26 April ⏰ 7PM BST / 2PM ET / 1PM CT / 12PM MT / 11AM PT Chaos Gremlins rejoice 😈 This week @whitetiger89.bsky.social and I are joined by new victims, I mean friends @oshagod.bsky.social & @badatgender.bsky.social Don't miss out! Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Getting stink eye from boomers for playing a ska punk song literally about not judging people.... (Also, it wasnt loud, I had just entered a shopping centre car park and had the window down because running AC needlessly is bad)
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
✨🔮 STREAM ALERT 🔮✨ Join @chronomagistrate.bsky.social @chargingbadger.bsky.social and I as we are joined by @dingusegg.bsky.social to shuffle up for a Secrets of Strixhaven Commander gameplay special Expect big plays & bigger spells straight from the archives 🧙‍♂️📚 Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
Promotional banner for a “Back to School Strixhaven Special – Live Gameplay” stream by Brazen Coalition Games. The layout features four vertical fantasy panels with vibrant magical artwork, each paired with a circular portrait of a person at the bottom. The top center text reads “Sunday 19th April – 7PM BST / 2PM ET / 11AM PT,” with the Brazen Coalition Games logo in the upper corner.

Each panel represents a commander: Lorehold the Historian, Berta the Extrapolator, Dina, Essence Brewer, and Abigail, Poet Laurette, visually styled to match a magical university theme. The overall aesthetic is bold, colorful, and arcane, evoking a wizard school setting with dramatic lighting and fantasy character art.
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ok, what am I putting this in for the most fun?
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 10/04/2026
YOU ALL HAVE TO SEE MY DECK! (And many others at the strixhaven PPR) twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 10/04/2026
Hello Friends, it’s time to head back to school because we are live with the Secrets of Strixhaven Pre-PreRelease! #Sponsored #MTGStrixhaven We’ve got a full day of sealed game play for you to enjoy, so be sure to tune in at either twitch.tv/loadingready... or youtube.com/loadingready...
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Chronomagistrate / Anil @chronomagistrate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tonight on BCG, join me, @manadorkjohn.bsky.social, @chargingbadger.bsky.social & @whitetiger89.bsky.social as we do battle with unaltered Commander precons! I'm gonna see if a deck from just 6 years ago (C20/Ikoria) can stand up to more modern designs... 7pm BST twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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The Planesrunner @theplanesrunner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Now then Scallywags! This week @chronomagistrate.bsky.social @whitetiger89.bsky.social @chargingbadger.bsky.social & I are shuffling up some precons to see which one is best! Tune in this sunday on Twitch.tv/brazencoalitiongames
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Someone not happy with their secret lair Hasbro?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hospital day means two things - time off from work - time for another "eye check up ama" So. . Lets find out if i need more injections... AMA?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dudes!!! Im like totally going to turn things sideways and make pizza Its going to be radical!
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Guys guys... I finally did it I resisted the urge to call my rival assbutt! Ive really matured as a pokemon trainer #firered #leafgreen #pokemon30
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We left at 8am from Yorkshire and managed to get here in time for the fireworks! That was a long drive
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
How many times do we have to say NO TERFS ON GRUUL TURF!! Before the message actually sinks in?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dont talk to me about age verification Gandalf, I was there...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
USA man... ya ded?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Employer "we've made these presentations so you can focus on the job of adapting lessons to provide the best experience for learners" Me: *spends hours fixing all the A.I. misconceptions, errors and formatting blunders*
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Well my eyes look like Mr.Burns in that x files episode of the Simpsons.. ...have I been brave enough to warrant some magic cards? 🥺
like.mr
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Today's big question... Am I going to need to go back to having needles in my eye... Ama / send good vibes pls?
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me rn
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Its another hockey night! (UBNHL when... 😅) Post your hockey related magic cards below... ill start
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Someone at the met office is spoiling fractured reality cards early.... (thanks @revelo.bsky.social for the idea) news.sky.com/story/storm-...
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Storm Chandra forecast to bring snow, strong winds and heavy rain to UK
The storm means amber 'danger to life' warnings and more rain for already saturated parts of the UK, increasing the risk of flooding and disruption.
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Me: ups my water consumption to 2-3L a day Scales: your body water % is about 5-10 below ideal Me: but I drink so much *looks up advice* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE IN NEARLY TWICE THAT IN A DAY! guess I need more water on the side of my water... 😫
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nobody tell Beej.....
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War Room EDH @warroomedh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
What happens when @manatithe.bsky.social, @manadorkjohn.bsky.social and @chargingbadger.bsky.social warn @revelo.bsky.social not to attack in the combat phase? youtube.com/shorts/l7I-A...
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You think it's safe to go to combat in EDH #edh #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommunity #mtgcommander
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War Room EDH @warroomedh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🚨Live tonight!🚨 @revelo.bsky.social and @manatithe.bsky.social welcome our friends @manadorkjohn.bsky.social and @chargingbadger.bsky.social for some #EDH, now brought to you by @girudo.bsky.social Live at www.twitch.tv/warroomedh at 7pm GMT/2pm ET/11am PT 😃
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Well 8am and I already want to scream into the void... Think thats a new record
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ive clearly hit the plateau that the meds / diet changes alone can do... ... so ive had to sign up for the gym... ...in January with the new year new me crowd :(
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Im currently listening to book 3 on the commute, theyre amazing reads
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Still cool though cos he has his bow tie...
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🎶 Charging Badger's not a Turtle 🎶 @chargingbadger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
But @bengineeringtv.bsky.social ... if someone in Canada enquires as to whether someone has been playing the latest pokemon title.. Is it "ah have you been playing some pokemon zeh-eh?" Or "Ah have you been playing some pokemon zed-eh.... eh?" I must know for diplomatic relations reasons 🤣
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