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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader

@chaplaindarth.bsky.social
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Lutheran. Ukraine medical aid enthusiast. #NAFO

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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In all of the plotlines of the last 10 years. The Catholic Church leading a crusade against AI wasn't on my bingo card.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sometimes chaplaincy is a contact sport. Healthcare workers face high rates of workplace violence. The bulk of it falls on nurses, CNAs, and other bedside staff and ED staff. Most of my encounters were in the ED. This week I got hit by a cane in a palliative consult. Abrasion+concussion.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm not losing my early church fathers and mothers cred.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"You have no cards."
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It's Ash Wednesday. "Remember O mortal from the dust you came, to the dust you return." We contain elements from dead stars. When we die those elements return to the cosmos to birth new life and new stars. Death is part of life. Memento Mori. Remember Your Death.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Corporate would like you to find the difference between these pictures. (this is to distract from the crushing tragedy of episode 5 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.)
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" sticking to canon. The only thing the Baratheons are more allergic to than healthy family dynamics, heterosexuality.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Verbum caro factum est Et habitavit in nobis! The Word became flesh, and dwelt among us! Dwells among us in children murdered by drones.In migrants snatched by masked men.In wordless anguish.In the cries from blood-soaked grounds in every tongues, "Why doesn't God stop evil?" "Why don't we?" 📕 ⚓
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#NAFO Y'all know the deal. With these Hey NAFO folks have a small urgent fundraiser for SAM Junctional tourniquet carriers x2 for Vasily ($18 each). Also from a doc for video laryngoscopes x2 ($62 each). These assist with intubation. Total is 158 all together. PP: smileyrn333@gmail.com
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Liturgical Goth season is here. The day is past and gone, The evening shades appear; Oh may we all remember well, The night of death is near.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Folks I would appreciate it if you'd report this account for tos death threat violation.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I start radiation and chemo in 2 weeks for a small tumor found in my pancreas. I'm already missing part of my small bowel, my entire large intestine, and the lower part of my pancreas. I'm on pancreatic enzymes for the rest of my life. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS???
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Reupping this as still need 750 to finish this out. Again I'd cover all this if could as Vasily is a friend and his unit we help. Fiber optic drones aren't a luxury they are required and units have to kitbash to their needs. I need help on this one #NAFO
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Wife and I are headed next week to LA for the #GoodTroubleLivesOn protests. Happening across the country. I'm joining hundreds of clergy in LA to stand against ICE and fascism. Find a protest your voice matters. When you despair remember John Lewis. Good Trouble will save us.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I CANNOT ARTICULATE THE LEVELS OF FUCKED-UPNESS HERE.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Still need 791 to finish this out. For various bird parts. #NAFO #Fellas #Ukraine #Ukraineaid
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
28 Years Later isn't the zombie film you expect, but it's the one we need. Yes it's got kills, thrills, and chills. It's about plagues and death and grief and love. It also gives us Dr. Ian Kelson the closest analogue to a chaplain on screen we've had in ages. Memento Mori. Memento Amoris.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
#NAFO I rarely run fundraisers. I usually boost or donate. My friend Vasily and his unit need 4-5 of these. I covered cost of other components they needed. Still need 1100 dollars. Help if you can. Guys in his AO are dying daily. I wish I had something witty to say. PP: smileyrn333@gmail.com
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#NAFO Chaplain fundraiser for Vasily's unit. For birds and bird components to counter Russian fiber optic UAVs and operators. Cost is $2400 dollar. I can cover half. So looking to raise $1200 dollars. Any help is appreciated. Fiber optic UAVs are taking a toll PayPal: smileyrn333@gmail.com
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A defacto declaration of war against the American People.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I mean there's a reason the Danse Macabre art includes death leading the rich man at the front of the line.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Discussing my day one methodology for clinical chaplain students with fellow site chaplains took them off guard. It boils down to. If possible I always start with a visit to the hospital morgue or bedside. It's to dispel the biological mystery of death and it's a lesson that we deal with death.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Been too unwell to focus on Just 1k needed! Thanks all who donated and shared here and X. Reminder this is for drone parts and medical equipment. Really need help on boosting this. Thanks for all who've helped over 2+ years of fundraising. PayPal: smileyrn333@gmail.com #NAFO #fellas #Ukraine
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Alright #NAFO peeps. Time for a rare Chaplain Darth fundraiser. The "Birds Aren't Real Fundraiser" for Vasily/his unit. For 2 of: Junctional tourniquets x2 at 800$ and another 800$ for various "bird" parts. His unit moves out soon. So $1600 dollars total. PP: smileyrn333@gmail.com
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
So they are in fact trying to cut the Medicaid expansion population. This isn't a shock in the cruelty or stupidity, but how they are going to spin ripping healthcare from 20 million Americans will be something.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Blessed Ash Wednesday Eve. We all die. That is the ancient lesson of Ash Wednesday. From poor to powerful. "The day is past and gone, The evening shades appear; Oh may we all remember well, The night of death is near. So death will soon disrobe us all, Of what we here possess."
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Folks don't despair. Keep fighting. There are federal employees at all levels fighting that refuse to be cowed. As a dear friend texted me.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This dropped in the Budget summary. Gutting ACA expansion subsidies.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"Truly I tell you, just as you did it to one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did it to me." We Christians have much to answer for in enabling Christian Nationalism. Many of us are also fighting. Please see the list of denominations suing ICE.
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am sobbing
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#NAFO #Fellas #Ukraine First BS fundraiser. have an urgent fundraiser for 5900 dollars for a medevac vehicle for our medic friend Kostia. 47th is in Kursk and need our help. To get this started. I'll match the first 100 dollars! PayPal Kostia fosobar68@gmail.com (pics of purchase will be sent).
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Blessed Ash Wednesday and St. Valentine's day. You're going to die. How will you live in the face of that? St. Valentine gives us an example that even in the literal face of death he continued feeding the hungry and healing the sick-even his executioner's daughter
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Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @chaplaindarth.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I stan ethical chaplains in fiction like from, "Handling the Undead." That said, I'm not showing up to work during the zombie apocalypse. Anyway this is an excellent example of chaplain ethics and chaplaining during a mass casualty event (zombies.
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