chap @chap85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*fool You coulda guessed, I sang three songs at kareoke as if I was good 🤡🤡🤡 100
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026God bless public transit for allowing me to get drunk anr mak a good of myself publicly. 100
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m so glad for the little heart button. So many things, so many things I could say about them, but someone always says it better so I can ❤️ them 000
Reposted by chapDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can still fix it. 014543
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kid went floppy mode to embarrass him, he knew what he was doing 000
Reposted by chapyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026solidarity among rapists is lowkey the only force of social cohesion more powerful than rich people class consciousness 837470
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh noooo the blue check dork posting hot takes online got mean quote tweets. Remember who the victims are here, folks! 060
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ermmm but did you consider all the content? The delicious, tasty content? 0160
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A man tries a new look, and this is how his “friends” treat him!! #justiceforsluggo 020
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026still wanna find out where Satan got those boots, he had those things on fr 010
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey don’t forget, he also put out like 10 albums of unironic crooner music Hang him a little higher 120
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But Marx was smart and correct about things, extremely important difference 030
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a straight cis man, the inclusive restroom at my community college has taught me important lessons about the artificial divide between the genders. For example, I used to think only men would use the restroom and not wash their hands, but in fact the ladies are gross too! 010
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought being gay meant you’re allowed to be homophobic? I’m so bad at the new woke math 010
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Get it twisted: having monogamous sex, with your partner, at home, is actually fine. 050
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trigger warning:static.klipy.com1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat StationALT: 1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat Station 010
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026gotta get some tweezers or something and see what’s going on under all them legs and whatnot 010
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh god, until this comment I have not considered that there are so many idiots out there trading stocks based on this shit right now… 1100
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026listen, some of us suck at posting and need a crutch every once in a while 020
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You didn’t even need the first dork identifier Jerry, why do you need a second? 020
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My prejudice against anyone with even a modicum of fame deepens 020
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What if they invented a urinal that didn’t splash little micro drops on your shoes when you pissed in it 100
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Too many Posting Crimes not to commit one by accident along the way 110
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s how we know we’re on bsky, if people understood the jokes here I would leave 070
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stumbling as I get off the subway, my briefcase opening to spill all my chicken bones and wet tea leaves on the ground 0440
chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when you post stupid reply guy shit but then the OP faves it 000
