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@chap85.bsky.social
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a straight cis man, the inclusive restroom at my community college has taught me important lessons about the artificial divide between the genders. For example, I used to think only men would use the restroom and not wash their hands, but in fact the ladies are gross too!
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some excellent posts happening on Mormon reddit:
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if they invented a urinal that didn’t splash little micro drops on your shoes when you pissed in it
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when you post stupid reply guy shit but then the OP faves it
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The Dread Geometry @diabolicaljazz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A hand aggressively pressing a blue button. Motion blur indicates that the hand is moving at high speed. The caption reads "I am a dishonest person of low character."
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Taking a bunch of adderall so I can scroll through dogshit posts faster
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just realized that my original Switch is old enough that I could mod it, I gotta get on that
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you take a dump so nasty you gotta walk out to your car and think about life
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man looks like he’s checking with his manager to see if he can get you a deal.
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A battle is happening within my mind, between “god I love stupid sports names” and “your name is too stupid, we’re making you change it”
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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m a cowboy. On a steel cock I ride And I want it Sex with a guy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not like it’s some novel observation but man I really feel more human when I ride the bus places rather than drive
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Foul Tarnished, Shidding out thy Doo-Doo Ass
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
None of you are posting very good today. Do Better.
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if I ever met someone irl who said they were at any point an “influencer” I don’t know if I’d be able to resist laughing in their face
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fuck lookmaxxing. I’m creating looksmidding
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have taken all the parts of my subconscious that want me to be racist or homophobic or whatever and focus the hate purely onto dog owners We gotta put them in camps I mean kennels
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social they made Jack real, he’s leaking into the real world Jeff, you gotta put him back
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chap @chap85.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Only idiots post things on the internet
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