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Emma Mackenzie

@chaoticemmamack.bsky.social
229 followers 184 following 815 posts

Wrester/former sex worker who runs a strip club. 18 year wrestling veteran and still going like it's 2008. Too old, grumpy & experienced for your bs. FKA MacNamara, McIntyre & Emily Jane. (EFEDDING - NOT ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even without SXR in the equation, that's a terrifying thought.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No. Failing to do the job multiple times absolutely should close a door on you. And I say that with a door just being closed on me.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly that.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile anyone with a working brain cell is confused as fuck about how you can go a month without answering a challenge of that magnitude.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if I made good choices. Then I remember these two. Happy birthday, @youngkevinmack.bsky.social, @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social (//IGNORE THE WATERMARKS)
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If there is one thing that the entire roster agrees on, it’s the rabbit.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EQ...
youtube.com
Black Veil Brides - In The End
YouTube video by BVBArmyVEVO
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So close to a perfect week.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching my husband and son in the practice ring is always an interesting experience.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would say a lot of things to that piece of shit, mind you. None of them good.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You'll die the way you tried to kill her.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well we were right about one thing. And then laughed at something we should really have seen coming. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good to know I’m not the only one who had that thought.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There are people in this company who've won tag team gold with strangers, what does "we train at the same place" have to do with shit?
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The fact this could be about literally anyone is funnier than it has any right to be.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
//Not like a got shot to do or nothin, laptop.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m all for twisting a story to fit your narrative, but don’t fucking lie.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
//If I EVER say "I'm going to work out of the Glasgow depot today", please make sure I'm well enough to operate a vehicle. Because clearly this shit is making me lose my marbles.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was debating saying anything, but fuck it. "Using my son to send a message" is fucking dumb when I used my son to send a message to EVERYONE. And @empressmikademidov.bsky.social, a tag specialist? I must've missed something.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
...How many has my daughter pre ordered?
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I know which statistic I'd rather have.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway
ALT: Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Turns out I'm perfectly right to praise my children's talents in public. 😉
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Well, would you look at that.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
//Work tried to kill me today with the run. I am back at work in 8 hours. Sleep? Maybe.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Your face when the goal got chopped off though 🤣 should’ve taken a picture!
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When you run into a certain Brazilian at the game. Not like we planned it months ago or anything.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you are of that mind, pray for my husband while I spend basically this entire week in Miami 😂 www.facebook.com/share/r/18uC...
facebook.com
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
After watching that calamity of a football match last night, bring it.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When you and your twins have to cooridnate meeting up for the match because it's a sea of navy blue and kilts. I fucking love this. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social and @youngkevinmack.bsky.social's first international match too.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
…whooooo boy. @remedy40.bsky.social this is gonna be a night where I wish I still drank.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
www.facebook.com/share/r/18n8... This has been cracking me up since last week. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social is sending me pictures are she finds them too.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That bell hammer moment genuinely had me waiting on Isabella Pazzini coming out. And that is not a name I've said in YEARS.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
//My teenager arguing with me over whether a pizza is cooked is almost peak irony. Child, I've been working in kitchens since I was in high school.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
// Oh, we having THAT kinda afternoon cleaning? I’m down! It’s my @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social!
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Feel like I should be surprised. But at this point… Meanwhile, can someone come help me pull my son from the ceiling in San Diego?
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Well hello, San Diego. Let’s go find my daughter.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Told you. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A fortnight ago, we battered ten bells out of each other. Tonight, we batter ten bells out of two men and take their tag titles. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social @pwempirefed.bsky.social
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
//This post, but now applies to the handler. Haven’t has half a chance to recover from being ill and I’m now paying for it.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feel like I need to find her Twitter account from when she gave Sapphire shit for the same thing she did right here.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
//My need to sell shit in chronological IC order will kill me one day.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Somewhat related, because apparently we're basically one entity in some ways at this point. Let's set Chicago on fire in ten days, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social. They're ours. No ifs, buts or maybes.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My upcoming title matches jsut got real fuckin interesting. And I am here for it.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If it wasn't me, it had to be you. Love you, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social. Go scare a few people.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social your daughter has a lot to answer for. This has been stuck in my head for days. youtu.be/4mcTd8YPQ18?...
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DYNAZTY - Waterfall (2020) // Official Music Video // AFM Records
YouTube video by AFM Records
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
And this one. Do prefer them with a faster pace these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVY...
youtube.com
Alexander Rybak - Fairytale (Lyrics) Norway 🇳🇴 Eurovision Winner 2009
YouTube video by Aqua Lyrics
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
youtu.be/LTap5SLkGo8?... Tomorrows job.
youtu.be
VOILÀ - Figure You Out (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by VOILAVEVO
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If anyone needs me after the last week… The fuck you don’t.
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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Well that opens a door in ways that are vaguely terrifying.
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