iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

//Saturdays are for WRESTLING! (This is my teenager, giving a RKO to Fraser Girvan. In the corner with long hair is Lewis Girvan).

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even without SXR in the equation, that's a terrifying thought.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No. Failing to do the job multiple times absolutely should close a door on you. And I say that with a door just being closed on me.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Honestly I’m surprised you offered her it at all.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile anyone with a working brain cell is confused as fuck about how you can go a month without answering a challenge of that magnitude.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder if I made good choices. Then I remember these two. Happy birthday, @youngkevinmack.bsky.social, @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social (//IGNORE THE WATERMARKS)

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If there is one thing that the entire roster agrees on, it’s the rabbit.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Watching my husband and son in the practice ring is always an interesting experience.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I would say a lot of things to that piece of shit, mind you. None of them good.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You'll die the way you tried to kill her.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Well we were right about one thing. And then laughed at something we should really have seen coming. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Good to know I’m not the only one who had that thought.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That's because she loves the sound of her own (digital) voice

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Thas wasn't a compliment, dumbass.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There are people in this company who've won tag team gold with strangers, what does "we train at the same place" have to do with shit?

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The fact this could be about literally anyone is funnier than it has any right to be.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

//Not like a got shot to do or nothin, laptop.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m all for twisting a story to fit your narrative, but don’t fucking lie.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

//If I EVER say "I'm going to work out of the Glasgow depot today", please make sure I'm well enough to operate a vehicle. Because clearly this shit is making me lose my marbles.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

//It's only me messaging you anyway. I can send it over the boards if you'd rather? I don't get DMs :P

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Even Kevin's been laughing about it.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I was debating saying anything, but fuck it. "Using my son to send a message" is fucking dumb when I used my son to send a message to EVERYONE. And @empressmikademidov.bsky.social, a tag specialist? I must've missed something.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Somehow I expected a higher number! That girl loves her plushies.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

...How many has my daughter pre ordered?

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Oh the score isn't relevant. Scotland have made it out of fewer WC group stages than there are women cowering because their partner's team is playing. And especially because they're not winning.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

They were when I posted it. No that it changes the point.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I know which statistic I'd rather have.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Fewer than the number of women who are now cowering because their husband's team is losing.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Turns out I'm perfectly right to praise my children's talents in public. 😉

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

//Work tried to kill me today with the run. I am back at work in 8 hours. Sleep? Maybe.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Your face when the goal got chopped off though 🤣 should’ve taken a picture!

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

When you run into a certain Brazilian at the game. Not like we planned it months ago or anything.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

If you are of that mind, pray for my husband while I spend basically this entire week in Miami 😂 www.facebook.com/share/r/18uC...

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

After watching that calamity of a football match last night, bring it.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

When you and your twins have to cooridnate meeting up for the match because it's a sea of navy blue and kilts. I fucking love this. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social and @youngkevinmack.bsky.social's first international match too.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

…whooooo boy. @remedy40.bsky.social this is gonna be a night where I wish I still drank.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

www.facebook.com/share/r/18n8... This has been cracking me up since last week. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social is sending me pictures are she finds them too.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

That bell hammer moment genuinely had me waiting on Isabella Pazzini coming out. And that is not a name I've said in YEARS.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

//No, because he finished cooking it and went to bed after he ate it.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

//My teenager arguing with me over whether a pizza is cooked is almost peak irony. Child, I've been working in kitchens since I was in high school.

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Emma Mackenzie @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

//It’s a fucking game changer 😂

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