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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

//I don't know what it says about me when a CD piece I've had in mind for two years only just got finished today.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My head is still spinning three days later.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When your daughter is blasting the same album for the third time this week (and it’s only Monday) and your wife says “this could be Shades if we still existed like that”

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She’s about as dramatic as one, too 😂

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was gonna tag Chloe, then realised it’s actually both kids. www.facebook.com/share/r/1EKK...

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Noted. And appreciated. And apologies for not seeing this sooner. My handler has been trying not to literally cough a lung up all week.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

//I love it when my Google Docs doesn't work.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

www.facebook.com/share/r/19F4... Glad I didn’t have to deal with that!

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

#nowplaying Ghost Opera - Kamelot. Thanks, Chloe. For the fact this has been in the heaviest rotation it's been in for YEARS.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I think my daughter's music taste is rubbing off on me. If ever a song made you think of something... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVXF...

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All the Devils Are Here

YouTube video by Dynazty - Topic

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is one of those times where I am very glad it’s just Future Shock for me. There was no voice to be had on Sunday.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And she’s handling it like she’s been doing the job 15 years. Proud of her.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

You know that way where you know a day is coming, but you're not prepared for it when it's right around the corner? That's me watching my daughter looking over her media blitz itinerary.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I am totally losing both my kids in here, regardless of whether or not Chloe takes part in anything.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You come back at FR next year, it'll be a mission to pull me off the fucking rafters.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My favourite part of the whole night? This woman making Brooklyn lose its mind.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think Zack is still mad at me. For something I didn't actually do 😂

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

New Dominum, Temperance AND Kamelot in the same week? Fucking spoiled. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp_t...

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KAMELOT - Ashen World (featuring Ignacia Fernández)

YouTube video by KAMELOT

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It's not a fight she's asking for. It's getting herself ended. Because she can't respect "stop it".

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I have not gone by Lamb since 2019. And it isn't even my legal name. Stop fucking calling me it.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The next person who calls me by the WRONG FUCKING NAME is getting powerbombed through a fucking ring.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Just no one tell @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social she put the decimal in my cheque in the wrong place.😂

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

There is a reason I never took much to do with SXR even when it was based in Edinburgh.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Yes, I do sing this song to annoy my wife, whose mother tongue is French.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If there was ever a time for the adult content warning on this platform though, it's that video🤣

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Sometimes...I wish I was naturally one of those people that can be an arsehole and not feel bad about it.

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Do I need to come out of retirement and teach the whole lot of you how to do my finisher? Fucking hell! And that girl of mine!

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Valerie McFarlane-Gardner @valtoslaughter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I’ll be so glad when this match is over, Robbyn has been insufferable all damn week.

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