Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My toxic trait is curating a custom playlist, putting it on shuffle, and then acting surprised when every song that comes on is a song I like. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It finally happened. It is 8:00pm and I just found out my son is supposed to wear a costume and bring a home made food item to school tomorrow. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Latest words of wisdom from the 8yo: “Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.” 110
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 14/10/2025If you’re sick of hearing your kid yell six seven, follow it up by singing five three oh niiiine. It won’t make them stop but it will make them as annoyed with you as you are with them. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Maybe red onions were named by a colorblind person and no one wanted to tell them. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Just saw an ad for the most perfect jeans, clicked the link and found out you can’t buy them. You can only subscribe to them. The future is here and it’s stupid. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 21/07/2025There was an episode of What I Like About You (2005ish) where Nick Zano says “Coldplay is so over” and it just keeps replaying over and over in my head this week and I can’t find it on the internet and I’m starting to think I imagined it. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I’ve noticed a new trend of handbag ads that include books. I’ve spotted such classics as “Every Day Every Moment”, “The She Book” (very she), “Butter”, and “Differently Monment Own” (Would 100% read a book about butter) 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I have to give a presentation at work today and I’m tempted to slip one of these slides in. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 21/03/202530 years ago today the pilot of NewsRadio aired. To celebrate 3 decades of our favorite show, a small but mighty group of dorks has put together a tribute page featuring lots of NewsRadio love. www.tribute/wnyxnewsradi...tribute 020
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Best advice I got on resume writing is to write an achievement list, not a task list. 120
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025January lasted 84 years and February went by in half an hour. 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025The big day is coming up. You stoked? Don’t get the shaft! 010
Reposted by Lauren WestonYour cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/02/2025If you like the #SNL50 Celebration, check out my book #WereNotWorthy - sketchcomedybook.com. There's a chapter in there with stories you have never read before. The best part is @ghostpanther.bsky.social working as the "campaign manager" for Morris the Cat from 9 Lives.sketchcomedybook.comWe're Not Worthy - Jason KlammThe ’90s were the most fertile time for sketch comedy on North American TV. Shows like In Living Color changed the way TV looked forever, and Mr. Show with Bob and David took the sketch form and nearl... 042
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The 7yo’s new trick when I ask him to help out around the house is to flash an Uno reverse at me and tell me to “respect the card.” 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025My kid couldn’t think of the word cantaloupe so she called it a knock-off watermelon. 110
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The 10yo has stopped asking me for bedtime stories and started asking me for improv prompts. 020
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I bought one of those red light things and my son asked me what it is. I told him it’s supposed to make me look younger and prettier. He told me I didn’t need it 🥺 Then he followed it up with how moms aren’t supposed to be young or pretty 😤 260
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 01/01/2025We watched the coverage of the count down in Times Square and I casually said “I wonder who they put inside the ball this year.” Now my kids have a lot of follow up questions that I am refusing to answer. 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024And no holiday shopping list would be complete without one of whatever the hell this is. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’m sure you’ve been looking for a microwaveable unscented highland cow. 100
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I haven’t shared my targeted ads in a while. Would you, by chance, be interested in a menstruation crustacean? 100
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I score big time in the office white elephant exchange! 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 30/11/20243,403 words One more day left! #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 27/11/20242,521 words I got the 40k badge today! #NaNoWriMo2024 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 22/11/20241,729 words Got the 21 day badge today! #NaNoWriMo2024 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 20/11/20241,715 words I passed the 30k word mark today! #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This sounds amazing! Mine is a collection of paranormal short stories based on urban legends from around the area where I grew up. They incorporate experiences I’ve had when I visited the legendary sites. 110
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 17/11/20242,883 words This story is getting so spooky it’s scaring me. I’m questioning my choice of genre. #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Breaks are important! Rest, hydrate, and write on. You’ve got this! 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 16/11/20243,654 words Today marks the halfway point of November and I am almost halfway to my goal. 23,561 words total. #NaNoWriMo 130
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 10/11/2024601 words Any progress is good progress. #NaNoWriMo2024 030
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Five-ish years ago I accidentally exploded a glass baking dish inside my oven. This morning I opened my oven and it flung a chunk of Pyrex at me. How was it still in there? Where has it been all this time? How did it come loose? So many questions. 010
