Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I’ve noticed a new trend of handbag ads that include books. I’ve spotted such classics as “Every Day Every Moment”, “The She Book” (very she), “Butter”, and “Differently Monment Own” (Would 100% read a book about butter) 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I have to give a presentation at work today and I’m tempted to slip one of these slides in. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024And no holiday shopping list would be complete without one of whatever the hell this is. 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’m sure you’ve been looking for a microwaveable unscented highland cow. 100
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I haven’t shared my targeted ads in a while. Would you, by chance, be interested in a menstruation crustacean? 100
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I score big time in the office white elephant exchange! 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 30/11/20243,403 words One more day left! #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 27/11/20242,521 words I got the 40k badge today! #NaNoWriMo2024 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 22/11/20241,729 words Got the 21 day badge today! #NaNoWriMo2024 000
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 20/11/20241,715 words I passed the 30k word mark today! #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 17/11/20242,883 words This story is getting so spooky it’s scaring me. I’m questioning my choice of genre. #NaNoWriMo2024 140
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 16/11/20243,654 words Today marks the halfway point of November and I am almost halfway to my goal. 23,561 words total. #NaNoWriMo 130
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 10/11/2024601 words Any progress is good progress. #NaNoWriMo2024 030
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Hi! My name is Lauren Weston, Finance Chicken. 110
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 12/12/2023Have you ever seen an episode of House Hunters and heard that narrator’s voice and wondered what her name is? 010
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Part of me thinks, it’s Listerine, does it ever really go bad? But the other part of me thinks 2009? Two thousand and nine??? 200
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 12/08/2023“Would you like to resemble a giant walking panty liner? For the low price of $560 that dream can be yours!” 120
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 12/08/2023I thought this was an ad for a panty liner. Turns out it’s a designer dress that costs $560. Okay. 120
Lauren Weston @champeriffic.bsky.social · 25/07/2023The 90s called. They want their tank top back. I told them no, but since I have you on the phone could you send me a choker necklace and some dark blue nail polish? 130
