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Chopper Dave

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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NIN B side: Copy of a copy of a copy of a ramen
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm torn. Carmen Sandiego is sexy in drip & aura, but the high-tech equipment and stealing the largest goods from the public: she's a billionaire ABAB
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying the disquiet part out loud
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me to my cat, one to ten times a day
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's the AI revolution because like the Xbox 360 you a 360 and walk away
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can't spell embarrassing without AI
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is a toilet lid a door? :: is a hot dog a sandwich?
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
and another thing: im not diarrheaing. please dont put in the newspaper that i got diarrhea.
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Book cover of Let's Get Invisible, an entry in RL Stine's Goosebumps series.
A spooky mirror in the attic makes the kids turn invisible. 
Spoliers: the kids get trapped in the mirror while their reflections take over their lives in the real world
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The perfect polarizing post Save it, or delete the entire internet?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
our patience has been rewarded
A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I complain multitudes
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
day 8395 the computer asks me again to confirm my humanity
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social made games back in 1996
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Topping the charts today Circleback's e-Photograph
Mr nickleback holding a photograph to the viewer, really making sure you look at it. He's also singing about it. Must be important
But the photo looks pretty lame actually
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
(M night shyamalan reveal) Death Note wasn't a notebook... Death Note was a song!
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Getting that Xmassy
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
For sale: Victorian shoes, freshly beached Soggiest story ever told, except for when your sock gets wet
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It's called midnight because peak night is 8:47
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It's called midnight because it's actually kinda meh - a real snooze fest (when you're bluesky age)
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Bacha coffee: greatest scam since trickle down economics
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
just use AI to un-redact the files duh
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I hid the Christmas pickle in one of Jerry's post good luck trying to find it
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wiglet and Wigtrio
Pokemanz diglett and dugtrio with glorious blonde hair
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
master axe: the genesis of mysterx, screenshot, amiga (1997) www.mobygames.com/game/72062/m...
white text font on dark blue backdrop:
so you have trained your body into the ultimate fighting machine but can you defeat your greatest enemy, your inner self!
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tullock spike: economist Gordon Tullock proposed a spike sticking out of the steering wheel at the driver's chest would put safety front & center in the driver's mind. I think he overestimated self-preservation and underestimated car brain
Car steering wheel with knife sticking out, pointing at the driver's chest
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Just saved my wife from the world's deadliest animal (mosquito) Yeah you could say I'm her knight in velcro back brace
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You might also like Pain...
The internet has delivered
"You might also like Pain..."
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Jarty is a once in a generation mind (derogatory/ complementary, you decide)
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
strong floor no ceiling vibes: it puts the lotion on the skin lest it get the hose again
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Soundgarden Fell On Black Days so we could have JOM Black Days - Descontos até 60%!
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
People will skeet anything
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
For Thanksgiving, we made wild rice with 'murderous craze-ins'
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
MTG posting U figure it out
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
she's a 10 (shoe size)
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating an everything bagel
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The Singularity isn't AI It's Fortnite consuming everything you love, as ""content"" but the video's good actually www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbT...
youtube.com
Daft Punk - Contact (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Tired: quit2end, stop2end, end2end Wired: 2 legit 2 quit Inspired: hair to hair, red to blue, six to one, sphere to square #1000xRESIST
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
In many more circumstances, they should have been referred to as The Whom (but should have had way less airtime)
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Quit2end Buddy, I've been trying
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I read this as someone is getting murdered to make that real ghost
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Tired: Tylenol causes autism Wired: Tylenol increases risk-taking behavior pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32888031/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Effects of acetaminophen on risk taking - PubMed
Acetaminophen, an analgesic and antipyretic available over-the-counter and used in over 600 medicines, is one of the most consumed drugs in the USA. Recent research has suggested that acetaminophen's ...
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Langoliers must be sick all the time
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Ye olde shyteposte
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"Historically, the Postal Inspection Service exceeds a 98% conviction rate" about.usps.com/postal-bulle... USPS: OG FAFO
about.usps.com
Cover Story
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Think tank? You mean a skull
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Simpsons did it
Bottle of delicious (probaby?) JOCKO MÖLK
no joke, no typo
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Bilbo_jump_scare.gif
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
La croix: the ick
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Alt text on point as always
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