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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NIN B side: Copy of a copy of a copy of a ramen
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Book cover of Let's Get Invisible, an entry in RL Stine's Goosebumps series.
A spooky mirror in the attic makes the kids turn invisible. 
Spoliers: the kids get trapped in the mirror while their reflections take over their lives in the real world
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Topping the charts today Circleback's e-Photograph
Mr nickleback holding a photograph to the viewer, really making sure you look at it. He's also singing about it. Must be important
But the photo looks pretty lame actually
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wiglet and Wigtrio
Pokemanz diglett and dugtrio with glorious blonde hair
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tullock spike: economist Gordon Tullock proposed a spike sticking out of the steering wheel at the driver's chest would put safety front & center in the driver's mind. I think he overestimated self-preservation and underestimated car brain
Car steering wheel with knife sticking out, pointing at the driver's chest
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You might also like Pain...
The internet has delivered
"You might also like Pain..."
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Pushing mtga to the limit Multiple hydras maxing out at One Billion (1,073,741,823) +1/+1 counters each, with Lifelink leading to My Win so hard the life totals rolled over (take that 32 bits!) Me:-2,080,189,426 Opponent: 2,141,532,009 #mtg
Green creature magic card with One Billion (1,073,741,823) +1/+1 countersAnother Green creature magic card with One Billion (1,073,741,823) +1/+1 countersMagic gameboard
My Win so hard the life totals rolled over (take that 32 bits!)
Me:-2,080,189,426
Opponent: 2,141,532,009
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If phone is in photo Who is taking photo? Oh my god John is taking photo How can that be?
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Simpsons did it
Bottle of delicious (probaby?) JOCKO MÖLK
no joke, no typo
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
How about that, Röysopp top listener All I did was put on Lost Tapes and True Electric every time I needed to get some work done Which was everyday recently Thanks for the gold star youtube
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Nature is beautiful
Balancing toy, from the 90s? Blue ball with red platform around its middle, looking like Saturn or the galaxy. With a person standing on it
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
the information superhighway nowadays
Empty highway with just a man and his son
From the movie The Road
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Jerry you missed the notes app again
Drawing of a man, pointedly pointing at himself in the mirror
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
NASA just got a rare look inside Uranus - Here's what they found: that missing sock $1.37 in change, including a Susan B Anthony dollar coin Mystery key Texas-sized Rhode Island A free plane from the Qatari government An even bigger asshole somehow The good timeline the small plug (load-bearing)
Image of Uranus, all glowy and blue, ringed with white concentric circle (you should get a doctor to look at that) 
Article headline: :NASA just got a rare look inside Uranus - Here's what they found"
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is what They want to replace puppers with An abomination They only gave it one vertebra as a sick twisted joke
Illustrations of a horric hybrid robot doggo with shiny pink "flesh" and metallic spring stub legs. A, lengthwise cross section has features called out like gas exchange, resistive heater,  circulation pump, glucose syrup [tank], nutrient powder, waste filter,  CO2 generator,  battery. B, widthwise cross section labels thermal insulation,  muscle compartment, media, connective tissue, artificial vertebra [no shit. And just one?]
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
And now we wait for a cardinal's pupa stage to end, and the next Pope-a phase to begin Here's some expected body horror of a cicada molting
Last molting of a cicada giving rise to the winged imago
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Cats are great
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Bio F.R.E.A.K.S
Rad N64 game, Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
SEELE and the Internet Instrumentation project
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Being able to say "I lived bitch" to all the horrors is the only thing keeping me going rn
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Born too late to own a home Born too soon to explore space Born just in time to finance take-out
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Is this The Penguin?
Grotesque old man haltingly lurches forward, at the viewer, with one hand out but low, it looks like it has too many fingers or it's AI or something but I guess it passes for normal
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So deggsperate that I'm back grinding away at Vampire Survivors again
~Golden Egg~
pixelated all to shit because people like that look for some reason
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Here's a chef's tip from 1996 from renowned backyard BBQists and rock band Tool This recipe for hash cookies called the The Balls of Satan has a key feature for today's modern bakers: und keine eier // and no eggs www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Xq...
Tool band bbqing in the backyard
4 white dudes cooking up something tasty next to the pool 
they look to be excited
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
[Everyone liked that]
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
wooper is immune to Industrial typing unlike Toon Shoe in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel" Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (1997)
Cybertruck on fire in front of a Trump hotel lobby
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Become ungovernable
Moo Deng the Ungovernable chomps on the economic elite
(Baby pygmy hippo gums the booted leg of a caretaker - no blood drawn, yet)
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I didn't go to 8 years of school to be called Mr. Nut But yeah, I'm a doctor, but not that kind of doctor
 milk bottles held in a box that's labeled 'Dr. Nut'
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Haven't yet seen Kung Lao and Melania in the same room...
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
JOANN Fabrics Glitter Bombe is delicious but boy is it messy
Surprised man experiences the sensation of 1000s of red and blue particles being ejected from his ass while an even more surprised man sitting behind him experiences second-hand Glitter Bombe
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
shiiiiii it's meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, smoking, looking & being real cool, and saying 
God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I think the max number of token creatures is around 250 (256 maybe?) The game stopped triggering token creation even when it was supposed to
Mtg arena
Player is showing 200 human soldier tokens, 31 cat tokens and a handful of other token creature
The game stopped even triggering token creation at this point
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Adventures in the limits of mtg arena: 1,073,341,823 +1/+1 counters max. doubling had no effect after this. ✅️Bristle Bill & Mossborn Hydra Life can only go down to -1 billion & change, i think it was -1,073,341,823 (forgot to screenshot). Damage beyond that was not counted
Mtg arena
Player has many green creatures, most with 1,073,341,823 +1/+1 power & toughness counter
The game froze when Bristly Bill tried to pull his bullshit one last time and double the number of counters on each creature again
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
@theonion.com with the hard-hitting journalism of how my holidays went
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Got Sparky on the ropes at -859 million health #mtg Did this one without bristle bill
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
New valediction just dropped phys.org/news/2024-12...
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
IBM 1979: A computer can never be held accountable Therefore a computer must never make a management decision
IBM 1979 presentation slide, printed on paper: 
A computer can never be held accountable 
Therefore a computer must never make a management decision
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Chopper Dave @champerdeve.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Yaassss, broke 5 digits of damage on MTG Arena With a help from a lil (4776/4776) friend, and about a hundred more pals Gonna get arrested for Sparky abuse
Magic cards at the end of a have. 
Opponent has -14868 health, player has over 5000Wildwood Scourge magic card living up to its name 
4776 +1/+1 counters on that bad boy
How is that even possible
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