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🪑 Chris

@chair.bsky.social
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Mr. Chair is my father's name

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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
might make an app to interleave bluesky and twitter feeds. getting one's twitter feed data jorked around and re-rendered into a not-webpage format is the hard part, but slowly chipping away at it
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The other twitter is down
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare sounds just like what you would name a product designed to take the whole internet down at once
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
always feels like walking into a circle of people at a party where you don't know anyone and trying to figure out what they're talking about and whether anyone is funny
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i didn't come up with any good questions but i did get to lean that his first film was called "German Fried Movie" which is hilarious
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
it's cool that bluesky isn't just a complete graveyard and kept going in some form after the tpot boom and bust cycle
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
they finally took off my impersonation tag. dobby is free
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i still talk about Pile (@pile.bsky.social) on Twitter even though they closed their account for what i assume are the obvious reasons anyway the new album is incredible here is a link to a song from it that i've listened to many times now pile.bandcamp.com/track/a-loos...
pile.bandcamp.com
A Loosened Knot, by Pile
from the album Sunshine and Balance Beams
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
and yet somehow it's still much better than 2
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
oh the other problem is this "impersonation" tag that apparently will never go away
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
no one complains about the real problem with Bluesky, which is that no one is here and no one sees my posts. If i got mobbed from the left that would be a fun change of pace
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
what! that's dumb. i can talk about AI. Uh. I use it to help write SQL queries
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
why can't i just pay to keep watching on my phone
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
even the libs on xtwitter seem to have universally accepted the frame that bluesky consists of only the most tiresome leftists. seems most likely that this is a successful manipulation of opinion from the top. doesn't seem so bad when i pop in. just thin
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
omg have you guys heard of studio ghibli on this app??
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The other twitter is down
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
months ago i changed my name to "alpindale (alt)" for a couple days for a bit because that was the name of a guy absorbing a ton of hate on here bsky.app/profile/chai...
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
hey someone's impersonating me. i'm the real one
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
breath of the wildna
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
twitter is getting intolerable. dipping a toe back in
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i deactivated twitter for a bit but not because of any worrisome reasons dw anons
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
awwww you guys
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
pretty good I have 5% fewer active microblogging accounts now
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
wtf you're going to use them all up!
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ok not bad so far. talkin bout AI and stuff
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
you fuckers better not be even worse than the fuckers on the other app. you're going to be aren't you. come on surprise me. be cool
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
oh nice i wasn't aware
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
if this platform doesn't provide easy support for "don't view reposts from this account" then reposts are going to be a much worse limiting factor on individual network growth maybe a custom feed is already built for no reposts? but i want them on for people that are properly selective about it
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
aaaAAAAAHH
triple posted reply
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
yeah. weird sleep patterns and lack of frequent use i guess. it'll settle in
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
please think of the subway riders. we're socially and economically important
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
why do i only see @turnerjoy.bsky.social posts when i come to bluesky. is Jordan B Pokemon the Samantha A of this app
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
what's everybody talking about over here
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i want fast account switching
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
lack of drafts functionality hobbles bluesky usability in poor connectivity environments
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If Louks Could Smell:
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
we all agree that it's really good
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ohh. this is embarrassing
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alpindale.bsky.social @alpindale.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thank you @bsky.app team for correcting the mistake. Glad to be back!
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fix ur website elon!!
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What was the bad thing? Putting it on huggingface?
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Jeremy Howard @howard.fm · 28/11/2024
FYI, here's the entire code to create a dataset of every single bsky message in real time: ``` from atproto import * def f(m): print(m.header, parse_subscribe_repos_message()) FirehoseSubscribeReposClient().start(f) ```
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@chairsign on twitter is me (Alpindale) too. don't tell anyone!
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
How many accounts am i going to have to make on this site!! anyway back to scraping
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ah, i was arguing against a strawman then
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
*instinctively covering genitals*
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⟨ Ultranaut NPC Alex ⟩ @lastnpcalex.agency · 27/11/2024
if you are tired of people gaining control of platforms you enjoy and fucking shit up and there's nothing you can do, then At proto is a solution. but there's a trade-off and that trade-off means people will be able to see your posts
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
what! it seemed obvious at the time that he was buying a political influence machine, and he more or less said so at the time (in less negatively-framed terms)
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🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hi everyone i've collected exactly 2,000,001 blue sky posts at the link provided. Your welcome
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gren 🍂 @nop.codes · 25/11/2024
im at my prettiest when my tummy hurts
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