🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026might make an app to interleave bluesky and twitter feeds. getting one's twitter feed data jorked around and re-rendered into a not-webpage format is the hard part, but slowly chipping away at it 3120
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Cloudflare sounds just like what you would name a product designed to take the whole internet down at once 040
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/10/2025always feels like walking into a circle of people at a party where you don't know anyone and trying to figure out what they're talking about and whether anyone is funny 130
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/09/2025it's cool that bluesky isn't just a complete graveyard and kept going in some form after the tpot boom and bust cycle 020
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 22/08/2025i still talk about Pile (@pile.bsky.social) on Twitter even though they closed their account for what i assume are the obvious reasons anyway the new album is incredible here is a link to a song from it that i've listened to many times now pile.bandcamp.com/track/a-loos...pile.bandcamp.comA Loosened Knot, by Pilefrom the album Sunshine and Balance Beams 081
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/06/2025no one complains about the real problem with Bluesky, which is that no one is here and no one sees my posts. If i got mobbed from the left that would be a fun change of pace 150
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/06/2025what! that's dumb. i can talk about AI. Uh. I use it to help write SQL queries 020
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 02/04/2025even the libs on xtwitter seem to have universally accepted the frame that bluesky consists of only the most tiresome leftists. seems most likely that this is a successful manipulation of opinion from the top. doesn't seem so bad when i pop in. just thin 020
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 13/12/2024i deactivated twitter for a bit but not because of any worrisome reasons dw anons 050
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 05/12/2024you fuckers better not be even worse than the fuckers on the other app. you're going to be aren't you. come on surprise me. be cool 5120
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024if this platform doesn't provide easy support for "don't view reposts from this account" then reposts are going to be a much worse limiting factor on individual network growth maybe a custom feed is already built for no reposts? but i want them on for people that are properly selective about it 020
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024why do i only see @turnerjoy.bsky.social posts when i come to bluesky. is Jordan B Pokemon the Samantha A of this app 100
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 03/12/2024lack of drafts functionality hobbles bluesky usability in poor connectivity environments 230
Reposted by 🪑 Chrisalpindale.bsky.social @alpindale.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thank you @bsky.app team for correcting the mistake. Glad to be back! 3930224
Reposted by 🪑 ChrisJeremy Howard @howard.fm · 28/11/2024FYI, here's the entire code to create a dataset of every single bsky message in real time: ``` from atproto import * def f(m): print(m.header, parse_subscribe_repos_message()) FirehoseSubscribeReposClient().start(f) ``` 1944262
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 28/11/2024How many accounts am i going to have to make on this site!! anyway back to scraping 3121
Reposted by 🪑 Chris⟨ Jargonaut NPC Alex ⟩ @lastnpcalex.agency · 27/11/2024if you are tired of people gaining control of platforms you enjoy and fucking shit up and there's nothing you can do, then At proto is a solution. but there's a trade-off and that trade-off means people will be able to see your posts 1163
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Hi everyone i've collected exactly 2,000,001 blue sky posts at the link provided. Your welcome 070
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i replied to someone who addressed OP as "you absolute clown" as "you absolute clown" but she blocked me anyway. bluesky etiquette is hard 140
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 23/11/2024tbh i'm not sure how i started being funny on twitter and when the vibes are even 5% different i'm not sure how to recreate it 3210
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 21/11/2024kid started biting if you disagree that a banana is a vegetable 1120
Reposted by 🪑 ChrisThinkwert @thinkwert.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Greeting the people who’ve just signed up for Bluesky 417912
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024did u know that Bowser still exists here. a little bit. in the past 1100
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i don't think x is really gonna dry up but it's fun to think that big accounts might be worried about losing their revenue streams right now probably cooking up psyops 5431
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024wow there's so much less covid on this app. i can finally take the mask off my phone 160
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024oh no she's pretty can't we have one app whose overlord doesn't hurt my feelings 0100
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024can't think of any posts anymore because of different apps and "the tyranny of choice." which is a linkedin ahh idea anyway so now there's even more tyanny 020
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 16/11/2024exact interpretation of the zoomer "ahh" has eluded me until now, but based on this - does it just mean "ass"? 290
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 15/11/2024if we're really being objective, a bright blue sky should be clashy and distracting. our brains probably have to do a lot of extra work to avoid being annoyed by it and pretend that it's pleasant 130
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024this is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center, to a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open 080
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024when i can finally log into this app without hearing "Mr. Blue Sky" in my head, that's when i'll know it's really happening 050
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024how up your own ass do you have to be to worry about getting too much engagement. blue sky has today reached its carrying capacity for nit wit buffoonery 150
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024something about seeing the big lists of "tpot" accounts here, full of people i gradually decided not to continue trying to talk to on twitter, most of whom i'd forgotten about entirely, makes me slightly nauseated 5270
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 06/07/2024if you've left twitter you're missing some good monkey sex jokes 030
🪑 Chris @chair.bsky.social · 01/07/2024Gene! U been peepin my bluesky today dawg im not making any novel hybrid species babies today u don't have to follow me around 050
