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@chadbert.bsky.social
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Randomizer speedrunner

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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And in one place you have to bang your head on the wall literally!
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rpg* leveling mechanics. Stupid autocorrupt.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yes it is! Its combat is superior to other early zeldas. It has spells, skills, dog leveling mechanics, and Link can jump! The Zelda 2 randomizer is the main thing I’m playing nowadays.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ok ok I’m digging this …. [Microprose] OMG OMG OMG
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate this timeline
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oof this one hurts and is accurate
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have no inner ear balance and I can stay upright better than the entire English team #WorldCup
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is the entirety of Englands soccer team flopping cheaters?
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Also using pictures with no text is really bad. They have a camera on a tripod on the list. I don't know if cameras are banned, if tripods are banned, or if it's both.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So I got a ticket to next weeks US World Cup match. The list of prohibited items is all pictures/emoji. They have a trumpet on the ban list but they do not have a vuvuzela on that list.
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/05/2026
good tweet
screenshot of a very long rant tweet about the state of technology. Its too long to paste into the alt text
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No! This is NOT an acceptable compromise
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Check out the Jets of Time randomizer for Chrono Trigger if you want to play it in a new way.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I delete all patches. This will force companies to finish their games before launch and remove dlc as well as microtransactions. You want more money, you need to make an expansion disk.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Human reviewed... in 10 minutes... on Thanksgiving... yeaaaaaaaah
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Weather forecast for today is apparently apocalypse sunny.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Jesus Christ Windows. You need to learn about consent… and restraining orders. Back off!
Windows 11 24h2 failed to install on 7/17, 7/18, 7/18, 7/20, 7/21, 7/22, 7/23, 7/25, 7/26, 7/28
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Sometimes bug fixes can be hilarious
Fixed a bug where rebonack's horse could explode on high attack 8 (no seriously)
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
ESPN8 the Ocho is basically real now
Two people playing cornhole on ESPN
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This is like the MOST BASIC fucking unit test to write
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
Alt: A crowd of people facepalming from the sheer ineptitude of Microsoft
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This is what I think is the case. I think this is being used as a way to get around campaign donation and bribery laws.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
And yoinking that meme
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I would not be surprised at all if one or more of these “junior” devs are spies. The end result is basically the same. All of our government data that doge has extracted is likely in the hands of the Russians.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is the most likely explanation. We know they are storing databases on their own laptops. Any foreign spy agency would target those individuals machines.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is probably the best action photo of a bird I’ve ever taken. Zero editing done here.
Seagull carrying a clam
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh fuck
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/04/2025
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Nazis/fascists
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Knowing how little Musk knows about software development, I do not want him or his team of junior devs rebuilding anything much less critical systems.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Yep. His takeover of Twitter and his comments on software engineering told me everything I needed to know at that point.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
A fun game to play is to ask what moment people realized that Elon does not know what he is talking about and is a fraud.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If you use cheap Chinese ssd enclosures with a fast ssd without a heat shield while at Elon’s volcano lair, then sure.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is extremely important. I have a kid that has an IEP. The Depart of Education funds the programs we receive as well as others throughout the country. We need these services. No for profit system would provide these services affordably for the 99%.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is me
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don’t endorse using the name Chad for jockholes.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What the hell are all of these advertising agencies on? It must be some serious shit.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass
Alt: Jim Carrey in a suit and tie drinking from a glass then yelling “Oh come on”
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Amanda @asnabors.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is so fucking embarrassing. Tech has always been an institution with a deep inclination towards boot licking but this is next level. Complying in advance isn't a neutral, face saving position, it's an alignment with the facism to come.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is a prime example of Seagull Management
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This game looks really neat. We need more beat em ups in this day and age.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is from the article apple.news/A7esKqXVhREm...
apple.news
Top AI Investor Says His Companies Are Filled With
If you've felt a vibe shift you can't explain, you're not alone — there's a massive revolution happening in our streets, led by Ivy league
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If only there was a catastrophic economic failure sometime between 2006 and 2013 that could explain this…
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
If you use Fluent Assertions, you need to know it got bought out by a seedy corporation. They just removed the open source license and are forcing a $130 per developer per year subscription. I am investigating the Shouldly library as a replacement.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I keep telling people at work that their Windows 10 plans will backfire. *sigh*
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The data says the economy is better so the stock market says that this is TERRIBLE news
Reuters headline stating S&P 500 Nasdaq drop as upbeat data sparks uncertainty on Feds easing cycle
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Damiano Gerli @damiano.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to a- Jeez not again, Roberta.
A Roberta Williams pops up saying that you enjoyed Christmas too much and that the game is over.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
100 years ago Saturday the NYT ran a story that did not hold up well at all. www.nytimes.com/1924/12/21/a...
Headline: HITLER TAMED BY PRISON. 
BERLIN, Dec. 20 — Adolph Hitler, once the demi-god of the reactionary extremists, was released on parole from imprisonment at Fortress Landsberg, Bavaria, today and immediately left in an auto for Munich. He looked a much sadder and wiser man today than last Spring when he, with Ludendorff and other radical extremists, appeared before a Munich court charged with conspiracy to overthrow the Government. 

His behavior during imprisonment convinced the authorities that, like his political organization, known as the Volkischer, was no longer to be feared. It is believed he will retire to private life and return to Austria, the country of his birth.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Re-reading that big Twitter thread about the concept of the "Trust Thermocline" for obvious reasons, and this bit right here creeps out at me and knocks me over like Bonnie Aarons peering out from behind a dumpster in Mulholland Drive. Read it here, it's remarkably relevant: x.com/garius/statu...
So what's the lesson for businesses here?

- Watch for grumbling and LISTEN to it.
- Don't assume that because people have swallowed a price or service change that'll swallow another one.
- Treat user trust as a finite asset. Because it is.
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Chadbert @chadbert.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I like the Ford F150 Lightning. It’s an actual truck.
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