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Lord Whitmore Reans

@cha0tic.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇺🇨🇳🇮🇳🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇲🪯🇺🇸🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 60YO Misanthrope. In Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my friends & family. I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers. Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess. Wülferhampton

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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m wondering what Snoop Dog thinks about the Hashish available in Swansea? youtu.be/EtVZbQkvk_Q
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Until my sister moved to Germany I didn’t know about these heroes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_R...
A white rose.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I thought JRT could be destructive cunts. I am so glad friend doesn’t have the little wee shites that are cats.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
#waffle1495 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 20 🥉 #wafflebronzeteam wafflegame.net Connections Puzzle #989 🟩🟨🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 There is obviously a red herring choice in there 😀 Wordle 1,711 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 Bugger!
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Not tried this one before. Probably beginners luck. #Polygonle 1303 2/6︎  ◣︎  ◆︎   ◼︎  ◢︎  ⬢︎  ◢︎  ◥︎  ◥︎  ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak:1 www.polygonle.com
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#SundayPix #SundayPixTrees a night shot of tree. There are security lights on the farm out of shot to the left of the picture. So they accent the branches.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Whatever you do don’t try putting milk in a soda stream. I mean. You can. But it ends up messy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is this you @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social ?
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“Come in Houston. This is Kitchen. At Tea +1” “Go ahead kitchen.” “Butter delivery system is deployed.” “Roger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?” “That’s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.”
A side plate with 2 hot buttered crumpets with butter & honey. They are both sliced in half to make for easier eating. To ameliorate melted butter & honey dripping down your chin.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Connections Puzzle #986 🟨🟩🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬅️😂🤣 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Wordle 1,708 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 Bugger! #waffle1492 X/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬛⬜🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💔 streak: 0 wafflegame.net Bugger!
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Along with the custody sergeant on the front desk. They’re going to dine out on this for years.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Mr Windsor has probably had his shoes and belt taken off him as well 😂🤣
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s 100% in this 60YO individual.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’m really hoping that Andrew realises he’s been caught bang to rights and ‘may as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb’ and pulls the whole #Epstein tower of shit down and it takes down Trump.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Do I need to fill in a form to apply for citizenship of #Wülferhampton ?Considering I used to live in Whitmore Reans. Just down the road from the site of ‘The Battle of Tettenhall’.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Remember, the set?
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#waffle1489 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 4 ⭐ #wafflerookie wafflegame.net Wordle 1,705 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
😂🤣 One for you @darkdwarf.bsky.social
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did he *ever* play a good guy in a film?
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social Someone has got a helmet very similar to yours. Looks like they don’t polish their helmet as often as you polish yours.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My stack of pancakes. With Lemon and sugar. Quite leased I didn’t fuck up the first one. I normally do.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Power Cut ST10
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If you get chance could you have a look at my timeline and see what daily quizzes I’m doing and perhaps suggest some other ones for me please. TIA.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Connections Puzzle #982 🟨🟦🟪🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Yup. Sucked in by the red herrings. Wordle 1,704 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #waffle1488 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 3 ⭐ #wafflerookie wafflegame.net
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Connections Puzzle #981 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Wordle 1,703 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #waffle1487 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 2 wafflegame.net 🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1153 🌟 Length Score: 56% 🚀 Letter Score: 39 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄿🄸🅃
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He’s not wrong. Best ever. #SherlockHolmes even better than Rathbone. Who was pretty good.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
FFS! WTF! That’s Kinder, Küche, Kirche Absolutely disgraceful, disgusting, dodgy. The Nazis had a scheme that gave 1000 marks loan. If you had 1 child you kept 250. For each extra child you got to keep another 250. You got a medal at 4 children. 😡 and I’m a bloke. Women must be fuming.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
👍🏻We had Tufty & The Green Cross code on TV + a copper came to school & gave us a talk about road safety. It’s simple: “Look right. Look left. Look right again. Always keep looking & listening whilst you cross the road.” I use a Zebra or Pelican if there is one. Otherwise Green Cross code
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Thanks for all the answers to my #Vaccination question. I’m quite angry today because of anti-science idiots. This was the article that caused my anger.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
How can I find out what #vaccinations I’ve had. Will my local GP have a record of them? I was born in 1965 & had sensible parents. I know I had some. I remember having Chicken Pox (calamine lotion #IYKYK) We had the BCG thing at school with the dots. I didn’t have to have the vaxx as the dots
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
🍂 Plant #869 🍃 I figured it out in 16 guesses! 🟫🟨🟨🟧🟨🟨🟨🟧🟨🟨🟨🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8.7 flora.metazooa.com #metaflora That was difficult.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Connections Puzzle #980 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Wordle 1,702 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #waffle1486 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 1 wafflegame.net
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mr Statham in a film is always value for money. There better be Gunfights, fisticuffs & car chases 😁 There is one Jason Statham film where he chases a bad guy on a BMX bike. I can’t remember which one though.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
There must be an algorithm working @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social first time I’ve heard of ESP32 & then this turns up in my timeline. It maybe relevant to your interests.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day. What’s your favourite sitcom romance?
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Skip to ≈ 8 minutes in this clip with Rowlf. ”Why is your arm in a sling?” 😂🤣 youtu.be/JcIYsmdpEd0?...
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#waffle1485 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 19 🥉 #wafflebronzeteam wafflegame.net Connections Puzzle #979 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Wordle 1,701 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Irony in my time line.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Noticed a lot of really rubbish moustaches at #WinterOlympics
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You know what big fans of #MidsomerMurders we are in this house. Just found this account 😀
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Why is there a picture of Farage in my timeline?
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Watching #WinterOlympics Men’s Half pipe. Friend lives in a bungalow. “You realise he’s jumped about as high as your house then landed again.” Scary.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you have a #JRT don’t bother with this product. Everything. And I mean *Everything* will be destroyed within about 7 minutes. Take them on their walk & let them find a 3” diameter log #DestructoDog
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Absolutely no bloody idea. I actually didn’t have any idea what the flag of Brazil looks like. But. As we were always told at school. If it’s a multiple choice question where you’re asked to pick A,B,C or D. Just guess. You might get it right :)
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It’s the Batman slapping Robin meme picture. Robin is asking:”Its Black History month. When is it white history month?”
Batman replies:
“Really? Really! You actually asked that question? I’m going to slap you every day this year!”
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Why do I even bother? The world is going to shit. I… I… I… I can’t do anything about it. I… I… Big Sigh.
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#WinterOlympics Maan! Watching women in lycra skating 1000m in just over a minute at around 33mph* Looking at the height difference in some of the athletes I’m wondering if being taller & having longer legs is an advantage? *The skiers doing 90mph the other day had the advantage of gravity to help
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hawaiian 5 O
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
☹️ 😡 I wish Ents were real 😡😡
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Lord Whitmore Reans @cha0tic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have started watching #SuperbOwl & have absolutely no idea what is happening or how this game is played. I’m a bit irritated by how excited the commentators are. This is from someone that grew up listening to Murray Walker & Stuart Hall commenting on sport :)
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