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C. G. Remlin

@cgremlin.bsky.social
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Horror Writer, Mother Worm - Eldritch being of the Caves. You are safe in my many arms~ LGBTQ+; She/They; Old as the very dirt & rock that lines the Caves(jk Im in my 30s) 🖤🩶🤍💟

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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 4h
Actually high key jealous of all the people who have gotten to early play Ocarina of Time remake already~ 😭
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My friend and I have agreed with need more monster f*cker approved romance movies, and Im ready for del Toro to give us the octopus humanoid x human romance we deserve. We got the fish man, now give us the octopus man...or lady, Im not picky on the gender. 🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh i hate when my brain is on that 'lets do 2hrs sleeps at a time' nonsense 🤣 it wouldnt be bad tonight if I had no where to be in the morning, but I gotta go to my dad's so...I need a full sleep! And it's too late to take an edible for help lol
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love that our company just..gives us free money quarterly to use in the company attire shop website~ I let it build up so I can go ham nabbing some 'free to me' stuff~ This time I got some cozy athletic shorts, a cute almost hippie aesthetic boxy tshirt, and a rad looking tie dye hoodie 🤩
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Literally begging writers to stop relying so heavily on 'lack of communication' as a method to stretch the plot along. Why is this a thing? Books, shows...just nothing but drama caused by miscommunication/lack of communication the entire way through. It gets old damn fast. 😬
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do these smaller shops & websites know they don't HAVE to sell Pokemon 30th Celebration card products at 2-3x the markup just because scalpers are? Be so fucking for real. A $26 booster bundle for $100+?! Have some integrity for your business.
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro and his pumpkin
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just looked at the dishes in my sink that need washed and nearly screamed out of some weird annoyance that things need to be done.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LETS GOOOOO~!! A nice Rayquaza and Hoopa card in one pack?! I have been blessed~ Got a lot of great pulls in this collection! AND A WURMPLE CARD~ WURMPY MY BELOVED
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fun thing trying to look in stores for Pokemon card drops, is how many friends you make while standing there side by side staring at the empty shelves 🤣🤣🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yooo guess who snagged a 'Ascended Heroes' premium collection drop in store?! Baby's first Mewtwo card~
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's 2026 why can retailers not figure out how to deal with bots by now for these basement dwelling scalpers?
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didnt have 'needing to go home early from work cause they tried to give us all epoxy fume poisoning and mostly succeeded' on my bingo card, but ah...yeah. My head hurts so bad I've been crying over it lol and us night shifters were only there about 4ish hrs unlike day shift that had to-/
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My wait in the Pokemon Center website queue paid off🤩🤣 Got in right before having to leave for work and was able to nab a 6 pack bundle right before Delta Reign sold out~ woot!
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A small thing..when I play Powerwash Sim 1&2, I like to do each job very methodically and not look at the list of each part needing clean until I have no choice cause something is not clean. Every time I've gotten to the end of a job I think Im good & then the game's like 'LOL ACTUALLY-' Until-/
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay but I truly was invested in this🫣🤣 I was rooting hard for 910, but Backpack is a respectable winner!
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delta Reign preorders are live on Gamestop~ I didn't bother with the bigger stuff just got the 3 pack box. Still trying for 30th Anniversary stuff anywhere lol😭🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hobby scalpers are bad enough, but I also think the people who buy from them are just as bad in their own way.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Annoying..I wanted an audiobook version of the Hobbit to listen to at work, but it's on a waitlist through Libby, so i was like fine i'll nab a copy through my Amazon Kindle app...i picked one for $10 that showed a 'play audio sample' so I ASSUMED it was an audiobook MY BAD. Cause it's not. & I-/
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont use TikTok, though I do watch reels on FB somewhat... SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR SMOKE DETECTORS BEEPING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THEIR VIDEOS?! Change the damn battery?!😭🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, my glass blowing career will never take off, but I did have fun trying it out today! 🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So im going glass blowing tomorrow for the first time...will let y'all know if i burn myself lol
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know it's not October yet...but I hung the Halloween wreath up on my apartment door🤣💕
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You think your work reviews are rough...I have to fill out paperwork evaluating myself in depth first before I even get to what my manager has to say about me🫣🤣 Not that I hate it..I love my job & getting to reflect on the past year & my goals for the future. But phew..let me humble myself a bit~🤣
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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey guys join me as we finish rescuing the president! The future one not the orange guy. Fuck that guy. www.twitch.tv/xecryo
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Escape Dogtown | Streaming cyberpunk 2077.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazon running data center propaganda ads on their free streaming sections is a choice, but not a surprising one🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Folks can joke about us gen 1ers spamming attack moves...but I swear I've never had good hit rates on status affecting moves in a gen 1 title, while NPCs could get me WRECKED on them. Every time I try to use a status powder it never works, or confuse ray? Yeah, nothing. So Im gonna attack!🤣
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Milk Burger @milkpork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Transviolet JUST dropped a feminine rage album, and it is one of the best things I’ve ever heard! I’ve listened to it all the way through three times just today. GO LISTEN! #transviolet 
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wooper is sucking up my CAPRI SUN, I-?!
A pokemon plushie of Wooper being held to a fruit punch flavored Capri Sun - pouch not bottle because the bottles are a sin against humanity. There is a dialogue box over the image that says "excuse me, sir. This is a thievery?!"
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone in the know on Pokemon 30th Anniversary card drops? 🤣🫣 I refuse to buy from scalpers on principle, & avoiding most shops who are upselling at stupid prices...our local card & game shop sold at MSRP but I was at work when they got theirs in. I'd like to order from the pokemoncenter site~
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I adopted this cute Wooper at Gamestop today~ and yes, to the lady working there...I buckled him up for the drive home~! 🥹 I also got a nice mini Umbreon figurine to sit alongside my Umbreon funko pop~
Pokemon plushie of a Wooper - the original blue version, with his lil round black eyes and a long stretched line smile. He is begging for your snacks with that smile.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ya know when it says to lower your sodium intake while on Prednisone? Haha they mean it. 😵‍💫 I really wanted the yummy fries, but uh...how does one lower their sodium levels 🤣🤣🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The way some non-cosplayers look when they're mad a cosplayer didn't get plastic surgery to complete the "accuracy" (This is a joke, but for real some of y'all are out here talking & judging too much 🤣)
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The Office Andy Bernard Punch Scene
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haha did you know you can just...go on websites like Target or Walmart, with their annoying reseller shop listings, & leave 1 star reviews on all the clearly scalped products? 🤣🤣🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate that the fridge noise is so loud in my apartment as background noise. I guess it's the electricity aspect, but I can hear it as a constant noise all the way into my bedroom & the noise pollution sucks 😭🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dr. Now is somewhere preparing for war over things like this.
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
May i entertain you with coquette gengar #pokemon
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes it's a miracle I am functioning as an adult living alone, to be honest.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👀 oho it arrived todaaay~ I wanna read it before watching the drama with the cute guysss lol
Book with a white cover depicting two male hands holding each other, one hand slightly bigger than the other. A red line wraps around them both depicting a heart, and a silver key is behind the hands.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like a proud parent when my manager uses a meme~ We had to explain memes to him back in the day 🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dudes came to do the kitchen renovations today finally...& Im dying inside I hate it. But it's what my leasing office is doing to us so Im just nodding and accepting it...while it looks ugly🤣
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was at the store and this old lady was trying to get pokemon cards for her grandkid & i felt so bad all the stuff was sold out yesterday by scalpers & just the general rush the employee told me. Nothing's enjoyable anymore 😭
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My boss may be teasing me over wearing my mask, but I just watched someone in the hallway sneeze directly into their bare hands, and my immune system is compromised right now with these meds so...Im not taking any chances 🤣🫣 Getting sick really sucks when you live alone too.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scalpers are so obvious to pick out that I don't see why we can't have legal repercussions for it at this point. Watch that shit get shut down so fast if they started getting charged for it.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just Start - Gator Days
Just Start - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Fergus - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandpa.
 
May - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandma.
 
Panel 1
 
Fergus has just received a box and has exciting news for his wife. She is reading a book with the title "Funny Title".
 
Fergus: My typewriter arrived. I'm finally ready to write that book.
 
May: Lovely.
 
Panel 2
 
Fergus has set himself up at a desk with his new typewriter. It is labelled "TYPEDANCER".
 
Fergus: I'm doing it! I just have to start.
 
Panel 3
 
In undetermined amount of time has passed. A reddish glow from the window blinds indicate that the sun is starting to set. Fergus is just staring at his typewriter instead of actually writing.
 
Panel 4
 
More time has gone by and the room has grown darker. Fergus is still staring at his typewriter. It doesn't look like he's written anything.
 
Fergus: Just have to start...
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Words in the dictionary that describe things that aren’t real. 1. unicorn 2. centaur 3. apolitical
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You ever just start working on a writing project at a bare bones level...& then come across a movie or other book that basically has the very same basic premise & it just ruins your entire motivation? Yeah.
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lowkey pathetic that Nintendo can't even make the electric Ocarina - meant to also be used with the LoZ OoT remake - available for all to preorder. What do you mean it's sold out already?! So you add a fun gimmick to your new videogame and don't even give everyone the chance to use it?
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