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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 3h

I am once again bringing up the insult that when someone is absolutely useless we make a D&D reference and call them all 8s (-1 in every stat).

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 9h

Did you miss me playing Subnautica on Twitch? Here’s me finding the entrance to hell! youtu.be/4Darjf0D9Cs?...

Tools of the Trade (Subnautica, Session 16)

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for some Batman slander because fuck him. Batman: Excellent me and my child soldiers have defeated the Joker and put him in Arkham. The day is saved! What’s that? They just let the Joker out?! Nothing I can do about that with my fantastically infinite wealth I embezzle from my company!I have

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Damnit I joined the raiders to rule the wasteland not suffer bureaucracy! youtu.be/j7gs-vGytgo?...

The Adventures of Chance Rando (FO4) Part 93: Raider Bureaucracy

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Me on an edible: I’ll make a Godzilla Loed of the Rings crossover and I’ll call it “God of the Rings”.

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes yes do it! I mean the grocery self check thing but I’m ok with cloning him too!

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s Monday morning so it’s time for more D&D! youtu.be/3ec8DpHvo2Q?...

Legends of Xephala I Episode 8: Corpus Delicti

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

NGL this might be another my players are going to hate me encounter. 🤣

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026

Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.

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I got a match on OKC and asked them about themselves. They said they had a resume on ChatGPT. 🤦🏼 Like girl why the hell are you here a RESUME on an AI?! Like what?! What am I even supposed to do with that?!

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Hey did you guys miss last Sunday’s Cyberpunk? Well it’s now on YouTube so come watch me flap my lips silently for 45 minutes before I get told my mic is muted. youtu.be/VYU6v26P9l4?...

Escape Dogtown (Cyberpunk 2077, Session 11)

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Yes first day waking up without my stings itching like crazy! Thought it was never going to go away.

Batman: I wear black to hide in the shadows. Moon Knight: Lol you hide?

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Been a while since I’ve done this but had fun with Fallen Order and have a bottle of soju and an edible going now so fielding questions, comments, and misc statements ngl.link/xecryo

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Anonymous messages!

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Holy shit Jedi Fallen Order is fun!

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I tried the Duet dating app for a while 10 minutes before deleting it. Like ok Hinge every now and then has a whoopsie and shows me like someone out of my age range or a straight dude like go home Hinge your drunk. But Duet goes through the trouble of allowing you to set deal breakers only to

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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reminder to everyone that follows I’ll be streaming my foray into Jedi Fallen Order tonight at 6pm PDT! www.youtube.com/live/W11mtzU...

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66 Problems (Jedi: Fallen Order, Stream 1)

SirNYC @sirnyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Dear Texans: Here's an election pro tip. If a candidate won't debate You don't vote for them. Period. It's that simple. By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority. Vote for those who will debate. They have plans and value your concerns. Vote Talarico! Vote Hinojosa!

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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think Florida should have a data center right next to mar-a-lago. 🤔

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So she said she wanted to go on a date, said she had to check her schedule, said she was excited about it. Yeah that was apparently a lie she unmatched me. 🥲

Well I can’t go back to sleep because my wasp bites itch and my brain is being anxious about my dating app match again so time to distract myself with editing and uploading stuff.

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Haiku to Stripey Bastard Oh Stripey Bastard Fuck you fuck you fuck You Stripey Bastard

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Well gym is canceled because a stripey bastard snuck into my car and made a snack out of my back. So now I’m taking a Benadryl to stop the bite swelling (thankfully not allergic) and probably don’t want to be hit with a double whammy of tired driving home from the gym. Fuck you stripey bastard.

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Me every time she messages back: Oh thank god I haven’t driven her away! 😭

Catfished by an illithid on today’s Baldur’s Gate 3! youtu.be/r_1T9L5qSXI?...

Baldur's Gate 3 Part 42: Mind Games

Texans make sure your vote isn’t being stolen.

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YES! I just barely squeaked into 184 range. 184.9 closer to 185 but I’m counting it as back to where I was before the weekend that fucked me up where I was 187.4

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Me: Ok I need a new terabyte hard drive let's see if Best Buy has them in stock. *dials phone* Voice: Hello an welcome to Best Buy. I'm Ask Blue your AI Cus- Me: *clicks off phone* Narrator: He did not go to Best Buy.

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Missed last weeks Subnautica on my twitch? Well here it is uploaded to YouTube for posterity! youtu.be/lDAnQdg2AIg?...

There Will be Blood Oil (Subnautica, Session 15)

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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OH THANK GOD SHE MESSAGED BACK! ….I mean ah good she messaged back. I certainly was chill and not getting my hopes up at all. 😅

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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Huh why am I so hungry. Lemme tally up my calories. *adds up* Holy crap only 665 and my eating window is about to close Jesus I need to eat a lot more just to hit maintenance. 😅

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Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🧠: Why hasn’t she responded? Me: It’s only been a couple hours she’s probably at work. 🧠: What if she just doesn’t like me? Me: She already agreed to a date we just have to find a time and place. We talked all evening! 🧠: So did the last several matches! Me: Dude we need to chill. 🧠: 🫪

Xecryo @xecryo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now for Chance Rando in his new time slot as he becomes the wasteland’s puppet master! youtu.be/U3D8QbIbSU8?...

The Adventures of Chance Rando (FO4) Part 92: Pulling the Strings

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You can take away my Monica and silence zones, but that doesn’t stop me from being such a deliciously devious DM. youtu.be/__UK-0eBXxQ?...

Legends of Xephala I Episode 7: Underhanded and Over the Table

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I totally made Astarion go on stage with Dribbles as revenge for biting me in act 1.

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If Batman is so smart why is there still so much crime in Gotham? “Pffft look who doesn’t read the comics. Gotham is basically built over a cursed swamp” Ok so basically he’s a genius but can’t figure out how to cast magic even though he has multiple allies. In fact even if he simply doesn’t have

Escape Dogtown | Streaming cyberpunk 2077.

Hey guys join me as we finish rescuing the president! The future one not the orange guy. Fuck that guy. www.twitch.tv/xecryo

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Holy shit it didn’t get flagged?! I thought for sure when Sora used the keyblade in that one scene and the note for Simple and Clean started playing it would get flagged! Well…um….GOOD!

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I’m just waiting for this video upload of kingdom hearts to get flagged for a short section of music that I’m sure I’ll have to mute but it my optimism decided to see if it actually flags. Prove me wrong YouTube.

Ok here’s my annoyed take as I edit a Kingdom Hearts video. Games should never stunlock you. That just shouldn’t be a thing because at that point you’re not playing the game, you’re waiting for the game to finish playing you.

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Alright tomorrow’s D&D session is uploading and my body says it’s time to nap for a bit.