Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 4hSo apparently Mike Flanagan’s interminable “Carrie” reboot is just a back door pilot for a 70’s style misunderstood monster on the run show? 100
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 23hMy dog just returned after a couple weeks away with my in-laws, plopped down next to me and farted like he’d been saving up. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wonder if it’s painful for Vance, a guy who had to really strive to get his smarts recognized and rewarded, to have to play dim bulb in press conferences. This is try hard hell and I hope it stings. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There has been a grand expansion in celebrations of usual life events of late. A wedding is now preceded by a proposal to-do, engagement party, shower, bachelorette weekend, etc. Don’t get me started with births. Anyway, it would be easier on everyone if we just went back to Saint’s Feast Days. 010
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today’s “huh” in the stadium pump up jams playlist: “When Doves Cry.” 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Colon: How a Punctuation Mark Makes A Book Intellectual. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing great about growing up in 70’s California is you were dodging cult members daily, at the supermarket, the mall, the park, the airport. Just slip sliding past some guru’s foot soldiers, brushing away pamphlets and entreaties for just one moment of your time. 100
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Accidentally took the greatest picture of Slouch ever just now. 040
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Listening to BLARF, “Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist.” Eric Andre, like Steve Martin before him, proving the silliest comics are also musical fancy fellas.billboard.comWhy Eric André Made A (Surprisingly Good) Classical Music AlbumThe comedian and conservatory-trained musician composed and conducted to record 'Film Scores for Films That Don't Exist.' 011
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You wanna bum yourself out, contemplate what the current politics of the “Steel Magnolias” women would be. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There was a murder-suicide just up the hill from me this morning and the public comments are fixated on it having an Oakland address (even maps are inconsistent on this, the border is goofy). Oh sure, once there’s a homicide it’s the Oakland Hills, how convenient for your stats, Lord Berkeley. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Christian and the dog have been out traveling for a couple days and my cats have stopped feigning indifference and are hysterically imploring “just tell us where you hid the bodies, man! They deserve a decent burial!” 020
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Glass Ceiling: barrier keeps women and minorities from rising to the top Glass Cliff: chasm into which women and minorities are plunged when promoted Glass Elevator: device entrapping Charlie with your liability for killing and maiming the other children on a factory tour 000
Reposted by Christina Filiosmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant 231193153
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a law firm fact weasel I had occasion to burst into my boss’s office with potential gotchas, but my bosses were good lawyers and I had to drill down until that shit was bulletproof before they confronted a witness with it. Sen. Schmitt’s not good at law. He’s certainly terrible at PR. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I spent 127 years in Seattle listening to the godforsaken Blue Angels popping air wheelies. Of course I knew instantly from the first distant vroom that there is gonna be a flyover before this afternoon’s 49ers game. <preens> 0100
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026100% I’m living for the fact that Nick Fuentes’ reaction to her is that of the proprietor who can’t get the bachelorette party out of his gay bar. 020
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The pop machine appears to be in full affect, with Youtube comments repetitively astroturfed with “I don’t like country but I love this” or “she’s authentic,” and Jack Daniels product placement, even in the lyrics. Doesn’t mean she’s not talented (early Gaga was hard marketed) but it’s noticeable. 100
Reposted by Christina FiliosNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ok, i won't bring an iced coffee but i can still bring my mom to the job interview right 119044
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I frankly never brought a beverage to a job interview because I had no intention of working for anybody who didn’t offer me a nice glass of water or something when I get there. I’m not in the hot seat, YOU’RE in the hot seat. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What is up with the 23 year old photo of Mecklenburg, looking all mutton dressed up like lamb to the slaughter. Sweetness, you been to this rodeo so many times they made you part owner. 010
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One thing they don’t tell you when you move into a stadium is that you are now exclusively invited to crisp Autumn afternoons listening to a marching band practice their segue between “Vogue” and “Low.” Painstaking craftsmanship! 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Massachusetts lesbian bar story may provide big haw-haws on the right but is actually a good jumping off point for discussion on the limits of tolerance with terminally dissatisfied agents of chaos. Hipster Livia Sopranos walk amongst us. 131
Reposted by Christina Filiosweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107252532
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bakers, we need to have a serious talk about undisclosed lemon zest. Not every muffin or scone is begging for the taste that tells me you weren’t sure about that butter. 020
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Boom was feeling ill and rickety last night, so I fluffed up one of the new crimson velvet sofa pillows and placed her on it so she could find some comfort. She’s fine today and anyway, I guess the crimson brings out her eyes or something because it’s hers now. 020
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You know what I bet doesn’t happen in real life? Someone getting real sassy with a heavily-armed warlord and instead of turning them into red mist the warlord chuckles and says “I like this one, this one has spirit.” 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am overdue for a haircut but am stalling because I haven’t gotten around to watching “Orphan Black” as I promised my stylist I would. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s nice that we’re returning to agrarian society in an orderly, instructional fashion and today dazzling urbanites like me get to learn about potash. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The silly article about how men just discovered kitty cats did remind me that I thought it was a marvel when my first cat simply strolled into our house and then lived there, until the internet showed up years later to inform me that’s how you generally get a cat. 010
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New novel: Our hero is a plucky nobody living in obscure backwater but chance puts them opposite the cruel empire they must fight to save their loved ones. Third Prequel: Hero of book 1 was secretly the amnesiac heir of an ancient line of empire fighting warriors, here’s a bunch of those stories. 011
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We’ve never had a blow out since I moved to the stadium but the touchdown cannon has been fired four times in the first quarter and my cats are COOKED. Sir, this is a research university! We lose graciously and quietly, this simply won’t do! 010
Reposted by Christina FiliosCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center 181228179
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One thing that’s fun about Catholicism is while evangelicals select a Bible verse, read it aloud and say “well, that settles that,”Catholics read the same verse and say “break out the good wine, Agnes, we’ll be up all night arguing now.” 010
Reposted by Christina FiliosThomas Claburn @lot49.com · 18/09/2026A book about the animal neighborhood watch. lot49.com/wild-watchlot49.comWild WatchWild Watch: Animals looking out, a book of photographs by Thomas Claburn. 022
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Period novel. Hero track: downtrodden boy grows up, leaves town, comes back in disguise, filthy rich, and presides over the death of his enemies. Heroine track: stubborn girl with dreams is humiliated by aloof dickhead and his family but jokes on them, she marries him. 110
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The panel before the Bill Sienkiewicz splash page blows the roof off the joint. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Survival of the fittest” is like “begging the question,” in that it is a phrase that’s gone weird and the original meaning is lost. It should be “survival of that which can survive ;” it ain’t an aspirational workout mantra, Mr. Kennedy. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I’m going to pay $25,000 to modify my appearance for the better it’s gonna be antlers. 000
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our only hope is scrappy multimillionaires over implacable billionaires. 020
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Love that one of the morning pump up jams here in our beloved stadium is Natasha Bedingfield’s “Unwritten.” Sounds surprisingly great punctuated by tackle grunts!youtu.beNatasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (Official Video) (as featured in Anyone But You)YouTube video by NBedingfieldVEVO 120
Reposted by Christina FiliosPost Season Betsy 💙 @baseballfrank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I see that Mark Z is giving every blind Veteran a pair of Meta Glasses so now I will have to say “Thank you for your service, pervert” 132
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Why the Sheeran story above other cave-ins to authoritarians?” We are all surprised that half a billion is not Fuck You Money. To quote the late great Warren Thomas, “when I got my student loan I was a dickhead for three weeks.” I have Fuck You Money benchmarked at a much lower price point! 100
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Man, I wish I’d known back in high school that all I had to do was introduce articles of impeachment to go on Winter Break in mid-September. 010
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With respect, no one was surprised when known dissolute tyrant Kraft threatened to take his pisspatch away, and no one is overlooking his loathsome wagon circlers. Some thought Sheeran had the clout and $ to push back and were surprised he whiffed so hard it shook those of us barely aware of him. 061
Christina Filios @cfilios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just say your FBI applicant buddy did a fraternity hazing goat fuck, Kash, this is taking forever. 000
