Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thanks for having me on the podcast! I hope that my yapping will be useful to others in the future! 041
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Since it's the first day of fall, the first day of libra season, and also world narcolepsy day, I think today is my day of peak power (so it is time to actually work on my R&Rs) 021
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My department (Math & CS) at Holy Cross is hiring (one person in algebra + one person in math writ large). I have been officially teaching here less than a month, but everyone has been delightful so far, including the local wildlife (pictured here). apply.interfolio.com/192763 140
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A student (not one of mine) peeked into my office during office hours today and asked me whether I thought a kangaroo or a slightly above average man would win in a fight. What do you think? 1️⃣ kangaroo 2️⃣ slightly above average man 📊 Show results 141
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ooh it’s so official now (my office is labeled) 171
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The weird-ass college classes that changed my life were Credit for Reddit and Network Cultures, both of which focused on understanding how people have existed in, and made sense of, the internet since its invention. This is (approximately) what I got a whole-ass PhD in almost 10 years later. 0110
Reposted by Alyssa SmithPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism 7380441679
Reposted by Alyssa SmithRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today is the day the story There Will Come Soft Rain is set. An amazing and heartbreaking work of fiction for our modern age. Read it here: 19720275
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Finding and admitting to such a big mistake is never fun, but it was survivable only because of these folks, as well as the support of my family and friends. I still doubt myself as a scientist most days, but the community around me keeps me going as I rebuild. 191
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026my dept chair, Eric Ruggieri, for reacting so compassionately when I told him about the retraction; @nwlandry.bsky.social, for reminding me over + over that I was doing the right thing and for writing the nomination letter; and @jkbren.bsky.social for helping me track down that fatal coding error. 182
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I also want to convey my gratitude to so many people: my coauthors @jongreen.bsky.social, @davidlazer.bsky.social, and @foucaultwelles.bsky.social, for their encouragement and wisdom; the editorial staff at @pnasnexus.org for their thoughtful, kind handling of the retraction/resubmission process... 182
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm incredibly honored to be one of the inaugural winners of the Ctrl-Z award. The sequence of events preceding and following this retraction were harrowing (and are honestly still stressful), but I hope this will be an opportunity for more open dialogue about mistakes + self-retraction in science. 513836
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hi! I’m one of the coauthors on this paper, and I’m so excited someone read it, remembered it, and found it useful! 030
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Making this hackathon happen with @philchodrow.bsky.social and @nwlandry.bsky.social was an absolute delight, and I loved watching the delightful teamwork showcased by every team of hackers! Thank you so much to all our participants and speakers!! @netsciconf.bsky.social 073
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 17/04/2026very very grateful for the past 5 years I’ve spent building community and doing science with so many wonderful people ❤️ 071
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 07/04/2026omg!! it made its way all the way to michigan!!!!! ♥️ 100
Reposted by Alyssa Smithevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 22/03/2026For people who are concerned about having their devices seized at US airports starting Monday when ICE "assists" the TSA, EFF has this guide: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...eff.orgA Journalist Security Checklist: Preparing Devices for Travel Through a US BorderWe wrote this checklist to help journalists prepare for transit through a U.S. port of entry while preserving the confidentiality of your most sensitive information, such as unpublished reporting mate... 3117571304
Reposted by Alyssa SmithCharles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Solidarity with Emily Tucker and her open letter to students. Tucker writes, "But the great thing is, you don’t have to go along with this, and I urge you not to. You can refuse to use the chatbot. You can tell your professors that you don’t want them to use it or to require you to use it."medium.comAn Open Letter to Georgetown Students, In Response to Recent Announcements about "Generative AI"Image source: Bibliothèque nationale de France An Open Letter to Georgetown Students, In Response to Recent Announcements by the University about “Generative AI” Dear students, As you know, in … 10630232
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 17/03/2026the states are small! we gotta cram cities in them somehow!! 012
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 17/03/2026tysm!! good news is i won't be going far from boston and i will def still be in your corner ♥️ 110
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 17/03/2026In the fall, I'll be starting as an assistant professor of Statistics & Data Science in the department of Mathematics & Computer Science at the College of the Holy Cross, in Worcester. I'm so excited for this new chapter and so grateful for the past 5 years of learning & growth. 180
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Yesterday I successfully defended my dissertation, so I am now officially (ish) Dr. Alyssa. I'm so grateful for the support of my committee -- @michaelann.bsky.social, @kennyjoseph.bsky.social, @foucaultwelles.bsky.social, & @davidlazer.bsky.social -- as well as my family, friends, and labmates. 5203
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 07/03/2026i told the dog you were developing in C on the weekend to talk to hardware and this is what she said 230
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 05/03/2026we were supposed to demonstrate understanding of foundational concepts in the ✨ canon of network science ✨ but unfortunately i am still not sure what that is 🤷♀️ i know so many centrality measures tho 010
Reposted by Alyssa SmithNetSci 2026 @netsciconf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Looking for something ✨network-y ✨ to do the Sunday before NetSci 2026 starts? How about 𝗔 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝗿-𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗻? We'll explore the Bluesky starter pack dataset from 𝘼 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 (doi.org/10.3886/ICPS...). 🚨Fill out this form by March 13🚨 tinyurl.com/26warr3n tinyurl.com/ytzfhc74tinyurl.comA Higher Order Hackathon – A Blue Start at Netsci 2026 175
Reposted by Alyssa Smithhaily merritt, phd @h-merritt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026excited that @wins-society.bsky.social once again will have a satellite at @netsciconf.bsky.social where our mentorship program is back by popular demand! you can submit at this link: forms.gle/nFivVAiE4gdE... 1127
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 23/02/2026hi come join the highest-order hackathon ever! yay networks!!! www.philchodrow.prof/higher-order... 010
Reposted by Alyssa SmithJulia Husar @juliahusar.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Hi all, I'm leading a study! We're looking to understand transfem experiences searching for information related to transitioning online, setting transition-related goals, and making decisions based on the information acquired in these searches. 12012
Reposted by Alyssa SmithMichael Ann, sociotechnical femme @michaelann.bsky.social · 06/02/2026NEW STUDY! @juliahusar.bsky.social and I have a grant to build trans health and wellbeing tech, and we need input from other trans women and transfems to make sure it serves us all well. This is research BY transfems FOR transfems and we're inviting y'all to be part of it. Also, we're paying! 17255
Reposted by Alyssa SmithLee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done. 2143811897
Reposted by Alyssa SmithBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It appears ICE murdered someone in cold blood today and their plan is — per usual — to create a fog of lies so the killer does not face justice. We simply can't let that happen. The shooter has to be arrested and so does Bovino. They can't just kill people on the street. 37777332268
Reposted by Alyssa SmithKate Ertmann @katelovesmath.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Reading this piece by @sesmith.lol made my (Gen X) head spin. You, too, should definitely read it. "The concern arises when algospeak also reflects a larger softening of language, one driven by the desire to pursue safety over reality, dilution over strength."theflytrapmedia.comAlgospeak Will Be the Unaliving of MeMaybe we want to bare our teeth. 084
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 06/01/2026never a good sign when you’re on hold trying to get your specialty medication long enough that you figure out when the hold music loops 010
Reposted by Alyssa SmithTerra Field @rainofterra.gay · 02/01/2026We didn’t spend free time on ERGs because we thought it would benefit shareholders, it was because it made our lives slightly less miserable as a cog in the machine and it let us consolidate what little power we had. 0144
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 23/12/2025more cozyposting: just knit a chunky mobius strip cowl 020
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 22/12/2025we’re done!! there’s a bit of glare from the overhead light, so i’ll take a better photo tomorrow when it’s light out again. 010
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 22/12/2025america’s primary care physician does what it does best (again) 000
Alyssa Smith @cetaceanneeded.bsky.social · 22/12/2025thinking about that time in college when i posted about my sleep schedule on the polyphasic sleep subreddit and someone was like “bestie that’s not polyphasic that’s a sleep disorder” and i went “haha couldn’t be me” then got diagnosed with narcolepsy like 6+ years later 130