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eileen ulich

@certifiedflop.bsky.social
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hamza (he/him), 29, jersey city, designer, partnered, made in 🇵🇰 black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter hevy: hevy.com/user/certifiedflop

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17h
to be a yankees fan is to experience an annual humiliation ritual without any of the kink or candor
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 19h
thank you ☺️
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20h
the same certifiedflop-at-the-gym-selfie you know and love, now in a hat
mirror selfie of me flexing my arms, wearing a hat, black tank top, blue shorts, and white sneakers
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’m fuckin lying, i didn’t go to that shit lol
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ok everyone jokes about DashCon being underwhelming or a scam, but as someone who actually attended, it was one of the best weekends of my LIFE!!!!!
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gonna be thinking about the outro that charli does in her show for the next 68 weeks at least
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
uhh i need a link to order at least 40 pairs of these
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: [takes my suitcase out of the closet to start packing for tomorrow’s trip] my cat:
lucky roy singh in the hotel bed with a stomach bug
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
incredibly based
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’ll never forget the moment i found out charlie kirk died, mainly because it happened while i was on a southwest flight to denver and people kept getting angered by all the jokes i was making about it. 10/10 flight
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
honorable mentions
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the whole album is 🔥💋🥰
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
today it’s her! open.spotify.com/track/2FZOd4...
open.spotify.com
Miss Delicious
Rebecca Black · Age of the Exhibitionist · Song · 2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wait what’s the question
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
of what
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
winnie the pooh’in it today i guess
mirror selfie in side profile wearing black compression shirt and no bottoms
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
of all of the terms the gay community has invented, “husbear” is by far the worst
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it may give me a heart attack but i’ll consume the whole jar rn i swear
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ONLY SIXTEEN DOLLARS?!
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𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 🌙💜 @mitchellvania.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This photo has me on my knees weak
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
she’s JACKED your honor
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good!
mirror selfie in blue and red leopard print jock brief, bicep flexed
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
k ok bet
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i’m screaming and also i’m saving this tysm
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wait this is so cute congrats! and also i need to steal this idea for a photoshoot tysm
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤭
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what i do
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
aha thank you 🙂‍↕️
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no one needs to see my square
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
safe in my camera roll where it belongs
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you!
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wow everyone’s got their no-no squares out today
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good!
mirror selfie in blue and red leopard print jock brief, bicep flexed
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wait so does this mean that someday, rupaul will also… nvm
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one speak to me
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
is it problematic of me to say 💅 here
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yes i’ve always wanted to go to italy!!!
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
making continued progress toward the dorito build
mirror selfie at gym, wearing black compression shirt and green shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach
me facing away from the camera at nude beachme facing away from the camera at nude beach, flexing back and biceps
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
really wish i was performative reading on a gay beach right now 😭
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
why is no one talking about the fact that: - no nightmares when you can still see the light - can’t find me, i’m not in the city tonight - i like your playlist boy, turn it up a little louder - road’s empty so you drive a little faster - ain’t taken nothing tonight but i’m feeling so high - show m
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
does anyone know if there’s a way to have sami landri compete on every season of drag race going forward
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
y’all were too quiet about the *** pics i posted the other day and i’ll never forgive you for that
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
new phoebe bridgers album today, which simultaneously makes it the best AND worst day of my life
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
congratulations canada’s drag race all stars season 1 winner, paolo perfeccion
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
one of the few shows to do a covid season well
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