eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17hto be a yankees fan is to experience an annual humiliation ritual without any of the kink or candor 030
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20hthe same certifiedflop-at-the-gym-selfie you know and love, now in a hat 1481
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’m fuckin lying, i didn’t go to that shit lol 140
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ok everyone jokes about DashCon being underwhelming or a scam, but as someone who actually attended, it was one of the best weekends of my LIFE!!!!! 151
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026gonna be thinking about the outro that charli does in her show for the next 68 weeks at least 050
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026uhh i need a link to order at least 40 pairs of these 100
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: [takes my suitcase out of the closet to start packing for tomorrow’s trip] my cat: 281
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i’ll never forget the moment i found out charlie kirk died, mainly because it happened while i was on a southwest flight to denver and people kept getting angered by all the jokes i was making about it. 10/10 flight 030
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026today it’s her! open.spotify.com/track/2FZOd4...open.spotify.comMiss DeliciousRebecca Black · Age of the Exhibitionist · Song · 2026 110
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026of all of the terms the gay community has invented, “husbear” is by far the worst 0150
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it may give me a heart attack but i’ll consume the whole jar rn i swear 000
Reposted by eileen ulich𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 🌙💜 @mitchellvania.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This photo has me on my knees weak 1201
Reposted by eileen ulicheileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good! 6975
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wait this is so cute congrats! and also i need to steal this idea for a photoshoot tysm 110
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wow everyone’s got their no-no squares out today 190
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good! 6975
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026wait so does this mean that someday, rupaul will also… nvm 140
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026making continued progress toward the dorito build 0311
Reposted by eileen ulicheileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach 2604
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026really wish i was performative reading on a gay beach right now 😭 0121
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026why is no one talking about the fact that: - no nightmares when you can still see the light - can’t find me, i’m not in the city tonight - i like your playlist boy, turn it up a little louder - road’s empty so you drive a little faster - ain’t taken nothing tonight but i’m feeling so high - show m 061
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026does anyone know if there’s a way to have sami landri compete on every season of drag race going forward 070
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026y’all were too quiet about the *** pics i posted the other day and i’ll never forgive you for that 040
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026new phoebe bridgers album today, which simultaneously makes it the best AND worst day of my life 010
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026congratulations canada’s drag race all stars season 1 winner, paolo perfeccion 061
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026one of the few shows to do a covid season well 020