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eileen ulich

@certifiedflop.bsky.social
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hamza (he/him), 29, jersey city, designer, partnered, made in 🇵🇰 black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter hevy: hevy.com/user/certifiedflop

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the same certifiedflop-at-the-gym-selfie you know and love, now in a hat
mirror selfie of me flexing my arms, wearing a hat, black tank top, blue shorts, and white sneakers
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: [takes my suitcase out of the closet to start packing for tomorrow’s trip] my cat:
lucky roy singh in the hotel bed with a stomach bug
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
honorable mentions
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
winnie the pooh’in it today i guess
mirror selfie in side profile wearing black compression shirt and no bottoms
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
of all of the terms the gay community has invented, “husbear” is by far the worst
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what i do
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good!
mirror selfie in blue and red leopard print jock brief, bicep flexed
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one speak to me
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
making continued progress toward the dorito build
mirror selfie at gym, wearing black compression shirt and green shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach
me facing away from the camera at nude beachme facing away from the camera at nude beach, flexing back and biceps
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
there’s a hypothetical world out there where this outfit is a serve
mirror selfie in black singlet tank and khaki shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i hope to god these are appropriate for ptown this weekend 🤭
mirror selfie of me in mocha-colored sunga briefs
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
two boys, one gym
two boys in a gym mirror selfie two boys in gym mirror selfie. boy on right is flexing both arms
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pov: you’re listening to magic metal montana
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@channel Hi team! 👋 Great news from the Corporate Inclusion team — in solidarity with the non-binary members of our work family, effective Monday, we will begin referring to “base pay” as “base they”. Additionally, “base they” across the company will also be reduced by 15%. Happy Pride!
stock photo of a random HR lady
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
pumped my boobies today
mirror selfie in black tank and green shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
aw cu—wait
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
had pho for dinner
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
yeah i’m not sure why i bought this on my fire island trip but im sure it’ll come in handy at some point
mirror selfie of me in a black coyote singlet with blue and pink stripe detailing
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
fire island 2026 ☀️
photo of me on the beach wearing a clay colored swim brief
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
great day for a dip
close up of my butt in a red swim thong
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hello from fire island 👋
mirror selfie, wearing terracotta speedo, black baseball hat, and black sandals
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’d say “hit the showers” but the showers are currently being renovated so
mirror selfie, shirtless, in green gym shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING: In stunning turn of events, Pride Month will continue into July 2026. Congratulations all!
pride flagcheugy graphic that says “hello july” written on top of watercolor of the sun
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
breaking news: gay guy wears tank top and short shorts on the path train—more at 11
selfie in the reflection of the subway car door. seated. wearing sunglasses, reddish tank top, and dark shorts
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
couldn’t let this one just live in my camera roll as an outtake :-/
mirror selfie in black briefs, turned 45 degrees toward the right
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
meanwhile my franklin is tolerating me bothering him
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
something something hotel lighting etc etc
mirror selfie in black briefs
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
someone said it was the last hump day of pride. and that makes me a little sad.
nude mirror selfie turned to the side
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
for reference:
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“do the right thing brad lander, endorse zohran and you will be reincarnated as a NY-10 congressman” actually coming true
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ship it to me :)
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
GREAT view
of me in black briefs looking over a balcony in mexico city, shot from behind
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
museo frida kahlo is always a favorite
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
it’s glittery-mesh-top-at-the-club day today! happy glittery-mesh-top-at-the-club day!!!
mirror selfie in black glittery mesh top and grey jeans
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
pheewww
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
him rn
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
on the gym floor vs in the locker room
mirror selfie in gym multipurpose room, wearing black stringer tank and lime green shorts mirror selfie in white towel and blue shower sandals
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
gonna be seeing phoebe bridgers, mariah the scientist, katseye, and lorde all in the span of 24 hours
fish from spongebob who got fried by his breath i think
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
what do we think, are these appropriate for the fire island underwear party?
mirror selfie in red bandana-patterned briefs
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS MSG HERE I COME?!?!?!
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
attn sad nyc gays, who else just got a credit card charge for phoebe……..
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hacks finale mood board
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