eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the same certifiedflop-at-the-gym-selfie you know and love, now in a hat 1501
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: [takes my suitcase out of the closet to start packing for tomorrow’s trip] my cat: 281
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026of all of the terms the gay community has invented, “husbear” is by far the worst 0150
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good! 6975
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026making continued progress toward the dorito build 0311
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach 2604
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026there’s a hypothetical world out there where this outfit is a serve 1320
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i hope to god these are appropriate for ptown this weekend 🤭 4983
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026@channel Hi team! 👋 Great news from the Corporate Inclusion team — in solidarity with the non-binary members of our work family, effective Monday, we will begin referring to “base pay” as “base they”. Additionally, “base they” across the company will also be reduced by 15%. Happy Pride! 040
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026yeah i’m not sure why i bought this on my fire island trip but im sure it’ll come in handy at some point 6803
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’d say “hit the showers” but the showers are currently being renovated so 11032
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026🚨 BREAKING: In stunning turn of events, Pride Month will continue into July 2026. Congratulations all! 0466
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026breaking news: gay guy wears tank top and short shorts on the path train—more at 11 0330
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026couldn’t let this one just live in my camera roll as an outtake :-/ 0250
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026meanwhile my franklin is tolerating me bothering him 020
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026someone said it was the last hump day of pride. and that makes me a little sad. 31245
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026“do the right thing brad lander, endorse zohran and you will be reincarnated as a NY-10 congressman” actually coming true 1100
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026it’s glittery-mesh-top-at-the-club day today! happy glittery-mesh-top-at-the-club day!!! 0531
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/06/2026gonna be seeing phoebe bridgers, mariah the scientist, katseye, and lorde all in the span of 24 hours 070
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/06/2026what do we think, are these appropriate for the fire island underwear party? 7993
eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026attn sad nyc gays, who else just got a credit card charge for phoebe…….. 030