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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

i’m not a sportsballer but i find the knicks in 4 x bosnia world cup combo very compelling

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

idk if yall interpreted it this way but i’m getting the sense that shane and ilya might be into each other?? i can’t really tell tho i might be reading into it too much

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

there was no extra banana in that shit

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

so bad!! i saw the way the liquid moved in the cup and was like this is supposed to be a smoothie right? right?

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

also is it just me or did scott being implied to know about shane and ilya just not really go anywhere

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

i would not have been so patient scott was real dedicated to keep drinking kips yucky purple water

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

there is no sign of extra banana. it looks like shitty juice

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

i want to squeeze them until they pop

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

so i finished watching my canadian government mandated homosexuality

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays let’s goooooo

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

does anyone wanna talk about tornado

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i don’t think he cared that much im so embarrassed

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd)

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

daddy long legs are a whole nother thing to me. but they’re also not spiders

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

btw the one in that pic was like 3 inches across. big as fuck bugs

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

they’re gen pretty chill and only live a few days and eat little bugs but still they’re SO CREEPY

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

this one wouldn’t stop staring at me last night

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

btw one of them is still in there somewhere i caught the other this morning

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

my suffering is ONGOING because they will not come down from the CEILING

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

another problem is even if i successfully hit them with a shoe (my ceilings are weirdly high so unlikely) i have to deal w like 3 inch bug corpses

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

craneflies are perfectly nice but i do not like them in my room. i am considering violence despite them posing no threat to my physical wellbeing

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

URGENT would it hypothetically be immoral to throw shoes at the giant crane flies that may or may not be in my bedroom harassing me

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

guy in front of me on the bus smells like cigarettes and moisture

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

me personally the second i can im getting away from u stinky

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

if u sit next to me on the bus and don’t move when a full row opens up i dont trust u

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

they’re so normal for being men

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

how are the basement yard guys so funny that’s not supposed to be allowed

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

roommate is mad at me for the tub drain being clogged which im CONVINCED is not my fault 🤪😇

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

do yall remember the extreme home makeover with muppets

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

help i have a crush on my classmate and i dont even know their gender

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

30 million people drink them but they do clean it first

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

what do yall know about the great lakes. they're big as hell

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

p sure i forgot to flush the toilet and then my roommate came back right after should i just die

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

so like how did the as10 queens know who lydia was

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

how are there ppl in my 300 level spanish class who still don’t know how to conjugate gustar

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

wreck of the edmund fitzgerald gang wtf does “steams like a young man’s dreams” mean

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

is chris pine in a cult or does he just look like that

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

on my knees begging for a balkan ballad to win eurovision again

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

when u think 72 degree ac is cold but ur roommate thinks 68 is hot

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