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criaturita

@certified-creature.bsky.social

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

i drew demon dan 😇

marker drawing of dan as the demon angel thing from the phantasy calendar

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

this one wouldn’t stop staring at me last night

big cranefly up by the ceiling

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

sisterrrrr im pickles

jar of pickles with jorgeous face drawn on it

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

how did she get worse

SPOOKY glaring cat

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

interrupted her vital Shorts Sitting Time

angry cat sitting on shorts

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

pov you turned on the light

glaring cat

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

she has finally developed literacy

cat standing on open book pages

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

the stereotype that old ppl type ominously is REAL

email screenshot:

Good Monday morning,

Hope you are all doing well....enjoying your summers.....

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

iykyk

strawberry pretzel salad milkshake

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

when the body is tea but the dress is parched

wearing a cowl neck midi dress while holding loose fabric behind the back to emphasize the waist

wearing the same dress but without holding the extra and it's a sack

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

yall remember ripping these things out and stripping the seeds off… so fun

broadleaf plantain with seed stalks

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

btwwwww idk if yall like airplanes the same way i do but i finally got to see an a380 land last week!! and i rode an a220 for the first time!

etihad airbus a380 on runway

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

help i slightly burned a grilled cheese in my moms new pan and now there are these brown spots that won’t come off

stainless steel pan with tiny brown spots

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

just grilled the most impeccable cheese of my LIFE

golden crispy grilled cheese in a skillet

very good grilled cheese cut in half

cross section of grilled cheese with gooey cheese

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

in my tomato era

bath and body works “off the vine” fragrance mist

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i put bananas in it

peanut butter strawberry jam banana sandwich on good bread

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

tried to enlighten her

cat lying on a chair looking at a laptop playing eurovision 2025 lithuania

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

art in a sandwich shop bathroom in rome new york

bare bones restaurant single bathroom with a canvas print of the distracted boyfriend picture on the wall

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

u wanted this

horrible red back sunburn with swimsuit lines

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

does this hurt the flag

very wet flag wrapped around flagpole

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

oh hi mark

taxidermy buffalo

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

at the oddity shop you freaks want anything

vat of vintage plaster dental molds priced at $19 each

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

some more absolutely tf not courtesy of qantas

flight radar 24 screenshot showing a very isolated plane in the southern indian ocean. flight is qantas QFA64 from johannesburg to sydney

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

look travel is cool but i would not be caught dead on this fucking flight

flight radar 24 screenshot showing an isolated plane in the far southern pacific ocean. flight is qantas QFA28 from santiago to sydney

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

i was like oh maybe i wont get too into eurovision this year but then this mf showed up

picture of lukas from katarsis looking very pretty singing into a mic

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

everyone be quiet my show is on

watching youtube during dinner. youtube is max velocity severe weather stream. dinner is chicken carnitas tacos with pineapple salsa and cheddar and diet dr pepper

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

anyone tried bodyartforms these shits are so cute

bodyartforms listing for titanium huggie earrings

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

PIEROGI DAY AT THE DINING HALL POLSKY NATION RISE UP

plate of pierogi with softened onions and sour cream

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

oomfs help im stuck in a frozen wasteland again

outdoor walkway and railing covered in a couple inches of snow, snowy trees behind

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

2025 eurovision songs alignment chart but it’s arbitrary and subjective and i made it up

alignment chart with axes interesting to boring and good to bad with the flags of eurovision participants placed by how i perceive them

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

POLAND MENTIONEDDDD

weekly pizza special sign describing spicy kimchi pizza with polska kielbasa

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

fruit tier list but i love fruit

fruit tier list
s: red apple, white grapes, mango, peach, cherry, banana, watermelon, strawberry
a: date, blackberry, pomegranate, red grapes, blueberry, nectarine, mulberry, lime, kiwi, raspberry
b: cranberry, coconut, apricot, orange, plum, lemon, raisins, asian pear
c: fig, green apple, pear, grapefruit, honeydew, tangerine, pineapple
d: avocado, papaya, guava, canteloupe, ground cherry, starfruit
i've never had this: blackcurrant, dragonfruit, durian, passionfruit, gooseberry, blood orange, custard apple, persimmon, jackfruit, mangosteen, whitecurrant, sour cherry, litchi, kumquat, redcurrant, pomelo, rambutan

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

get her brown contacts right now

close up picture of blue eye wearing a smoky eye with a bright shiny shimmer eyeshadow

close up picture of blue eye wearing a smoky eye with a bright shiny blue to purple shimmer eyeshadow

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

yar

shitty track pad signature CREET with a heart

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

ME MENTIONED lmaooo

screenshot of a tweet by me (certified creature @servantofacat) in dan and phil twitter reaction video
zoomed in picture of "i survived the dan and phil games hiatus" bumper sticker on someone's car
caption: phannie spotted in the wild if this is your car reveal yourself lmfao

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

someone actually did it lmaooooo

daniel howell wikipedia info box with a smiling peace signs photocard as his official photo

phil lester wikipedia info box with a jacket zipped over half his face photocard as his official photo

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

is this any consolation lol

weather app screenshot showing high 17 c today but getting significantly colder in the next few days

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

speak for yourself :3 ignore that it’s supposed to snow on friday and sunday lmaooooo

weather app screenshot showing current weather 66 degrees and partly cloudy with snow forecast in the future

selfie wearing leggings, cropped tank top, flannel overshirt, purse

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

purps

ten purple nail polishes in various shades and finishes

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

total lunar eclipse rn

orange lunar eclipse viewed through porch pergola

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

and it’s supposed to be nice tomorrow tooooooo

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

you all know what i'm thinking. how is this legal

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

ME IN MY GRAY DRESS WITH FLOWERS !!!!!!!

me wearing a lovely dark gray floral dress with a smocked bodice, tiered skirt, and puffy sleeves

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

im on break rn going back to my frozen wasteland at the end of the week lol

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

the switch up is wild actually

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

scientists believe they’ve found the smallest living thing on earth (she’s fine i swear just really really old)

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

yeahhhhh the single camera just isn’t that great of quality but you can’t beat still having a home button lol (i got mine new last year)

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

back w the baby

criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

gat damn new york looks good today

plane window view of midtown and lower manhattan in the morning, sun rays coming through clouds very pretty