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criaturita

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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i’m not a sportsballer but i find the knicks in 4 x bosnia world cup combo very compelling
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
idk if yall interpreted it this way but i’m getting the sense that shane and ilya might be into each other?? i can’t really tell tho i might be reading into it too much
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
also is it just me or did scott being implied to know about shane and ilya just not really go anywhere
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
so i finished watching my canadian government mandated homosexuality
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
watching heated rivalry finally
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
i drew demon dan 😇
marker drawing of dan as the demon angel thing from the phantasy calendar
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays let’s goooooo
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
dream guest on my phodcast
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
dan and phil amiright
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
does anyone wanna talk about tornado
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i don’t think he cared that much im so embarrassed
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd)
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
URGENT would it hypothetically be immoral to throw shoes at the giant crane flies that may or may not be in my bedroom harassing me
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
guy in front of me on the bus smells like cigarettes and moisture
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
if u sit next to me on the bus and don’t move when a full row opens up i dont trust u
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
how are the basement yard guys so funny that’s not supposed to be allowed
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
roommate is mad at me for the tub drain being clogged which im CONVINCED is not my fault 🤪😇
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
do yall remember the extreme home makeover with muppets
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
sisterrrrr im pickles
jar of pickles with jorgeous face drawn on it
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
help i have a crush on my classmate and i dont even know their gender
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
what do yall know about the great lakes. they're big as hell
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
p sure i forgot to flush the toilet and then my roommate came back right after should i just die
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
so like how did the as10 queens know who lydia was
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
how are there ppl in my 300 level spanish class who still don’t know how to conjugate gustar
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
wreck of the edmund fitzgerald gang wtf does “steams like a young man’s dreams” mean
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
is chris pine in a cult or does he just look like that
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
on my knees begging for a balkan ballad to win eurovision again
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
when u think 72 degree ac is cold but ur roommate thinks 68 is hot
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
thank u lydia b kollins for the girls who are kinda gray representation
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i live right above my university's field and the mf they're having do the anthem for today's soccer game is.... not slaying lol
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
me to me
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a woman in a clown costume is standing in front of a wall with a picture of a woman behind her .
Alt: plane jane calling dawn a doo doo clown mess
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
they could never make me hate u plane jane
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
watching a kori king vlog and lydia mentions eatn park. how did she know what i had for dinner
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
at tj maxx thinking about suzie hitting the stanky leg on the drop
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
yall ever seen a 2300 aqi? holy fuck
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
there are certain drag race queens who live in the same city as me and whenever i see their posts it's creepy lol like every building is the style i see every day they could be outside my house right now
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
how did she get worse
SPOOKY glaring cat
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
pov you turned on the light
glaring cat
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
trapped in a room w the loudest yinzers in the world
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
spending time w old people is wild my great-uncle just said “when i was 13 they were just coming out with portable radios”
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
told a bra sites size calculator my underbust size and got an error message oh sorry ill just shapeshift gimme a sec
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
she has finally developed literacy
cat standing on open book pages
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
the stereotype that old ppl type ominously is REAL
email screenshot: 

Good Monday morning,

Hope you are all doing well....enjoying your summers.....
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
iykyk
strawberry pretzel salad milkshake
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
it's my birthday tomorrow and my boss maybe gave me covid on wednesday lmao
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a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .
Alt: yippee autism creature
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criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
u ever see a baby who clearly knows too much
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