criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i’m not a sportsballer but i find the knicks in 4 x bosnia world cup combo very compelling 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 02/01/2026guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him 030
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 01/01/2026idk if yall interpreted it this way but i’m getting the sense that shane and ilya might be into each other?? i can’t really tell tho i might be reading into it too much 040
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025also is it just me or did scott being implied to know about shane and ilya just not really go anywhere 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back 371
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/12/2025so i finished watching my canadian government mandated homosexuality 150
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/11/2025as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america 100
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 16/10/2025we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays let’s goooooo 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 07/10/2025i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married 030
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i don’t think he cared that much im so embarrassed 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 06/10/2025yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd) 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/09/2025URGENT would it hypothetically be immoral to throw shoes at the giant crane flies that may or may not be in my bedroom harassing me 550
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025guy in front of me on the bus smells like cigarettes and moisture 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 22/09/2025if u sit next to me on the bus and don’t move when a full row opens up i dont trust u 120
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 19/09/2025how are the basement yard guys so funny that’s not supposed to be allowed 110
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025roommate is mad at me for the tub drain being clogged which im CONVINCED is not my fault 🤪😇 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 17/09/2025do yall remember the extreme home makeover with muppets 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025help i have a crush on my classmate and i dont even know their gender 020
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 05/09/2025what do yall know about the great lakes. they're big as hell 360
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025p sure i forgot to flush the toilet and then my roommate came back right after should i just die 110
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 04/09/2025so like how did the as10 queens know who lydia was 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 03/09/2025how are there ppl in my 300 level spanish class who still don’t know how to conjugate gustar 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 29/08/2025wreck of the edmund fitzgerald gang wtf does “steams like a young man’s dreams” mean 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/08/2025is chris pine in a cult or does he just look like that 110
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025on my knees begging for a balkan ballad to win eurovision again 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 27/08/2025when u think 72 degree ac is cold but ur roommate thinks 68 is hot 020
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/08/2025thank u lydia b kollins for the girls who are kinda gray representation 010
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 24/08/2025i live right above my university's field and the mf they're having do the anthem for today's soccer game is.... not slaying lol 130
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 16/08/2025me to memedia.tenor.coma woman in a clown costume is standing in front of a wall with a picture of a woman behind her .Alt: plane jane calling dawn a doo doo clown mess 030
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 15/08/2025they could never make me hate u plane jane 011
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 14/08/2025watching a kori king vlog and lydia mentions eatn park. how did she know what i had for dinner 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 13/08/2025at tj maxx thinking about suzie hitting the stanky leg on the drop 000
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 08/08/2025there are certain drag race queens who live in the same city as me and whenever i see their posts it's creepy lol like every building is the style i see every day they could be outside my house right now 110
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/07/2025trapped in a room w the loudest yinzers in the world 040
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 28/07/2025spending time w old people is wild my great-uncle just said “when i was 13 they were just coming out with portable radios” 020
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 26/07/2025told a bra sites size calculator my underbust size and got an error message oh sorry ill just shapeshift gimme a sec 020
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 21/07/2025the stereotype that old ppl type ominously is REAL 370
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 12/07/2025it's my birthday tomorrow and my boss maybe gave me covid on wednesday lmaomedia.tenor.coma drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .Alt: yippee autism creature 130
criaturita @certified-creature.bsky.social · 11/07/2025u ever see a baby who clearly knows too much 020