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MonsterKing

@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
9.3K followers 1.6K following 47K posts

Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h
It was like 45 last night. I ain't got it set high though
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h
I'm ready to do my part to bring it back
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h
It's a dying art but I love it
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h
Unmistakable!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h
Heavy petting!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h
I had to turn my heat on and that first time of the season always smell like ironing church pants
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h
I went with two large pizzas. Gave up my dream of a personal pan pizza
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 11h
That's probably the post that gets me outta here. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Come see me and @cerromerussell.blacksky.app in DC DEC 18-20 www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
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The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Nigga. And I say this with utmost respect... Please.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
I got some. It's nasty too lol
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
I am a Shetland pony at best. I'm not eating this hay
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Gawd bless yall cause my fear of heights wouldn't let me make that windmill tech money
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Nigga I respect you but two coyotes will have your ass in blender
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Damn it!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
I'm trying this cereal and the metamucil drink.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Watching the victim in that LSU case interview is heartbreaking. She devastated and the school is dead wrong
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Something lol
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
Hell they pretty good!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
I'm trying to up my fiber intake and this shit kinda sucks. Shredded wheat cereal is for horses that bite people
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
open.spotify.com/track/1CS7Sd...
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Take Me to Church
Hozier · Hozier (Expanded Edition) · Song · 2014
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Fine I'll get a large!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
🤣🤣🤣
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Yall are just...
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Lmao I stay in my lane
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 20h
I know everybody is outraged about the Cornell case, but this rape at LSU isn’t getting the same attention it deserves. And the school did find the student guilty of forcible rape. youtu.be/SI35s6GKbL0?...
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EXCLUSIVE: LSU student says university failed her after Title IX finding in alleged sexual assaul...
YouTube video by WAFB
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 13h
If I send you this! Just know I wanna dance tonight, I wanna toast tonight, and I'll spend my money tonight.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Lmao
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
I need a negative 1 lmao
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
A set of em definitely take up a lot of space
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Jackass!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
I probably will but that damn personal pan is so delicious
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
Is green curry spicy?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
They were pricey but I'm hoping leaving the gym evens it out
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
I'm thinking personal pan pizza!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
What do I want to eat tonight?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12h
I bought some 80lb adjustable dumbbells hopefully these things work like advertised
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
That's a classic look
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
I try my best!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
🤣🤣🤣
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
Yeah that's a non starter
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
Lmao you right, day almost over
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
It be like that sometimes
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
Oh noooo!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17h
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
Now to stare at my pile of clean clothes for 2-4 business days before I put them away
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
In and out of the laundromat in an hour. Can't beat that.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h
Cause they see women as a man's property, even a dead man
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14h
And he was rapping rapping. I'm finna listen to it now
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14h
A classic!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14h
I go to the laundromat for convenience and the possibility of a fist fight over a machine
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