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MonsterKing

@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
9.3K followers 1.6K following 47K posts

Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 36m
🥺🥺🥺
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
I need my glasses I thought this meat was some kind of red velvet cake. I even went and got a plate
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
"You are drunk as shit"
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
Me and my chirren
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Where I go? What would I do? Do without you? I'm not complete Unless you're with me
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Watching
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Stolen and repurposed
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
‼️ ‼️ ‼️
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
It's like when Sandy fought the BullWorm.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
First at home workout done. Felt like I wasn't distracted at all. Not looking around, just cardio and weights
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Oh and happy Wagon Wednesday... Shake Dat Thang
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
When they already selling your book in Sam's Club it's a collection of shit paper. You didn't spend 18 days in heaven. You hallucinated about a sexy man after you almost killed yourself on a fucking skateboard
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Maintaining my old man grip strength
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
This is LAYA
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
📝📝📝
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Here baby put this on
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Something like this
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
This was fun
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
My apartment now
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Getting a warm welcome on Threads lmaoooo
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Maintenance Man: Hey Big Guy! Me:
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Bustelo Breakdown
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
$36 at Lowes... Or Free.99 when I steal it from work
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Another stint on night shift. Help me.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I'm a shade of pink
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Makes sense
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
My dumb ass in Paris with the big filled with Hennessy
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
This is a pipe dream. The hell you mean two hands?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
6'2.785"
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I got it! Meat delivery completed!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
It's spooky season!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
For nostalgia sake. Shout out to Uncle Rat and his drunk ass buddy Petey
Holding a can of beer
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Can you tell I was a bad little kid? That's me on the door
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
I think they call this the Tulsa Turn Up
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Breaking out the new hoodies since summer is gone
Man in white hoodie
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
But to be honest I wouldnt give a fuck if Halle Berry wore a Elvira wig around our house for comfort
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Do I want these? Keep in mind that I don't need anymore shoes
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Last year costume was basically Michael Myers but I cut the sleeves off.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Two books right now. What about you?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I never really had abs when I was younger, I was just prone to take my shirt off cause I wasn't medicated
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Yeah I'm not sure what this place is
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Gen Z insults are confusing and hurtful. My eldest said I'm living like Larry the Lobster?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Krit put out a damn near flawless double album and it didn't get the love it deserved imo
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Major Payne played a big role in me joining the Marine Corps. Not Full Metal Jacket... Major Benson Winifred Payne
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Increase YourCountry lexicon! #Nannudda #wordoftheday #dictionary #vocabulary
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
"She Got Big Legsssss and I wanna touch them...its all that I wanna doooo"
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Forgot to say goodbye to summer. Goodbye.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
The covid lock down for me
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