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Cephalopod Celebrity

@cephceleb.bsky.social
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She/her, 28, political poster, porn liker, nude taker, resident Callie Splatoon lover, occasional commission orderer (also trans girl) 🔞!!

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Lunowli Bergana (and Roone!) @onetinypugilist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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小町ねね @nenecomachi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
マルチャーナ ラピ シンデレラ
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LazGM (Commission closed) NSFW 🔞 @lazgm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frye (Splatoon) outdoors 💛💜
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Kevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
your video game opinion differs from mine. ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL "HUMANOID" DETECTED. YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR ARROGANCE. THOUSAND SLASHES TECHNIQUE
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crim 🍧 @scrimblocrimbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Moolon 🐮 Thank you all for your support!! #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 10/09/2026
Sometime around 2017, before Insomniac's first Spider-Man game came out, Sony instructed the team to add more walking sequences I spoke with some of the leads about it and they mentioned tweaking everything from climbable obstacle placement to walking speed during these sequences to hit metrics
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FF7's ending is probably more fresh in my mind than most because of Ever Crisis, but Cloud's thesis at the very end is "It sounds good to say you're fighting for the planet, but in reality we are fighting for more personal, selfish reasons" so it's not a stretch or perversion of the themes really
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Chapsan @chapsan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this is how i envisioned that one scene in deltarune - w - #deltaruined
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please... Please, never forget that he is stairs
Kirby-themed parody of the Truman Show scene where he's climbing up the stairs. Instead, the purple character is climbing up the stairs. And the stairs. Are Kirby
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ael @aeliondraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🏁💙👑
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JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN @jun-kou.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
samus samus
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
frame of capcut edit using fancy text that says: "POV - YOU CAUGHT BRO LISTENING TO ESTROGEN SONGS"
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Hamonikafe🆖 @hamonikafe.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Someone should invent a pair of headphones you can wear while you lay on your side
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GOJII | U ARE NOT ALONE TOUR 2026 @gojiimusic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yeah and he also “promised” prices to be lower but we all know he is such a lying sack of shit that nobody holds accountable and now we are paying for it
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Reky nsfw/vents 🏳️‍⚧️ @rekyvents.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay fine here's a minute of me jerking off
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Cephalopod Celebrity @cephceleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice cock
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the people who follow me who aren’t as up on Transgender politics: Trans people are afraid of democrats supporting “a ban on transgender surgeries for minors” because it is a camel’s nose under the tent situation The moment you give an inch on that, everything will be lost very quickly
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Maycrofy @maycrofy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the drawing which inspired me to do the previous one. I think I messed up by not staying true to hornet being an arthropod with a carapace. #silksong #hornetsilksong #hornet_HK #hollowknight #HK_fanart #artsky #digitalart
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Goiaba Megas Xellox @goiaba.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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C H A I 🐝 @ischai.xyz · 10/09/2026
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wolverine cover arttouhou koumakyou title screen
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 10/09/2026
transgender
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Cephalopod Celebrity @cephceleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To me, at least 007's AAA'isms were mostly done in such a way that didn't break the suspension of disbelief, but also I pirated the damn thing so it's not like I can paint a fair picture here
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"They"? What? What's fun about Republicans is that they get to smear an entire political group as responsible for one random person's actions, but they themselves will deny any responsibility for the actions of their own deranged president or the racist billionaire who has bought them all.
They killed Charlie Kirk—one year ago today.

Then they spiked the football, openly celebrating his assassination.

A year later, they’re planning parties to savor that horrible tragedy.
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AntiSPLAT @antisplat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you know that Marina likes to give quick blowjobs near the train station in Inkopolis? Commissioned by LunaThefake Marina by wo!262 Male model and map by bunnxarts
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m0ng00se3.bsky.social @m0ng00se3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Focus M is a parody of the AAA pipeline as much as the product. Like there clearly aren't creative decisions being made, just tasks being completed The funniest part of Focus M is that the line about the red coins sounds like it was recorded at a different time
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Retrospect "Focus M" was the Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story of AAA video games. There's just some shit you can't do with a straight face any more for at least 10 years.
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 10/09/2026
i dont remember mario's face being there in the n64 version
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look at this fucked up wireless keyboard and track ball combo that I found at the local thrift store today. You can hold it like a controller, and it has a mouse shoulder button and scroll wheel. It's awesome.
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Red Witch Lizzy | ♿🏳️‍⚧️🧙 @redwitchlizzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reminder that Nintendo is not enforcing or practicing any limitations on Ai. I promise you Level-5 is not the only dev embracing slop. Y'all gotta do research and buy carefully if you don't want to support the further enshittification of video games.
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Sushi 🔞 @sushibunniii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who are you fucking first? Pokemon ポケモン Lillie リーリエ & Lusamine ルザミーネ Cosplay
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Hyperrealistic ‘GTA VI’ Feature Makes Players Serve Out Prison Sentences In Real Time theonion.com/hyperrealistic-gta-vi-…
Hyperrealistic ‘GTA VI’ Feature Makes Players Serve Out Prison Sentences In Real Time
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Liam Triforce @liamtriforce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's this Azur Lane character I love. I have two figures of them. Not once do I ever intend to play Azur Lane; I just love the work of that particular character designer. Call me a LARPer. I have a mortgage, bitch. I could not give a fuck.
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Cephalopod Celebrity @cephceleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People into degradation describing themselves:
A thumbnail showing the top of the PSVita with an arrow pointing at on of the ports, at the start of the arrow there is text saying "worthless hole". The title of the video is "The Strange Holes of Gaming", the uploader is wolf397, the stats are in lithuanian, but they're not really relevant to the joke so we can skip that part.
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Darm Engine @darmengine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Posting some Zelda booty today, you know why. 😉
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if a company the size of sony can't help itself but cancel a project from a dude with the reputation of hideo kojima halfway through development, there's no recourse. the videogame industry doesn't want to get well
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aeri@interwebs:~/bsky$ @aeriavelocity.dev · 10/09/2026
He had to ask an image generation machine to spit this out for him I'd feel bad for the machine if it had feelings
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gamma 🎃 @gammainks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lay the evil dragon 💚
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Cephalopod Celebrity @cephceleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll pirate it I guess
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another such case. Every day, an indie game developer making something cool and sharing is getting ripped off by these clowns. Original on the left. Don’t share your game - no sales Share your game - gets stolen
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epsi110.bsky.social @epsi110.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
T3 request for @stfour.bsky.social Shit... might've nicked the lubricant line... at least Alexis doesn't seem to mind at all
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How come he don't want me~ man?
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you want a folding phone that doesn't cost a bazillion dollars & won't let you waste your time or money on 'apps' then have I got good news for you
The Pacman phone from the1980s which opens & closes
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Yu-dachi @yu-dachi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuwafuwa revision
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༺🌌𝓖𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓻 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴 │𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓜𝓢 𝓞𝓟𝓔𝓝│🌌༻ @gezerneytwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey pawcanada!!! Thanks for #artshare! Have a good day ^-^ I'm Gezer Neytwork, furry artist. I like some fun furry content bsky.app/profile/geze...
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Cephalopod Celebrity @cephceleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But you ARE the cool lolicon trans pervert
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