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Cen Galdre

@cengaldre.com
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Neutral Witch (they/them) shop: www.galdrecraft.com about: www.cengaldre.com paypal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/cmgaldre kofi: www.ko-fi.com/cmgaldre email: galdre@galdrecraft.com

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 1h
"diane, I'm driving to pick up a voice activated tape recorder bc oregon and washington have distracted driver laws"
craigslist ad for free panasonic rq-330 voice activated cassette recorderagent dale cooper violates pnw distracted driving laws by using a tape recorder in one hand while driving a vehicle
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 2h
the year is 2026 my retirement advisor tells me to log into kalshi and go all in on rodent hair peanut butter recall
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 4h
incredible new trade deal has appeared on the open market www.galdrecraft.com
trade offer meme with my dog (moku) edited in. 

i receive: money, you receive: slightly cursed box, dog receive: kibble
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 5h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 13h
Yuki is hogging the couch but Kuro refuses to concede and has wedged herself between Moku and me
Yuki taking up the full chaise Kuro wedged between my arm (with her portrait) and Moku
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 13h
i know its a good idea to have bills set up on autopayment but also it feels like i start every month getting robbed a little
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 16h
i am so relieved y'all the dogs and I have a difficult history with the urban opossum (I love them and think they are cute, the dogs however lose their faculties as an ancestral wolf spirit that hates opossums takes the wheel)
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 16h
dogs cornered an adult opossum in the yard and I managed to get to it and get it into a hardside cat carrier before anybody got hurt lucky that I married a person who's response to "i need assistance dropping an opossum off in the woods" was "I'll get my keys" UuU hashtag blessed
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 30/09/2026
"Are you equating growing into an adult man with becoming a monster?" (¬_¬) i mean...
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 30/09/2026
i feel like bodyhair is such an issue with many tranfemmes not b/c it is a particularly masculine trait (everybody has body hair) but it is a prevailing symbol and feeling associated with when our bodies started changing against our will a slow lycanthropy where the moon never stopped being full
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 30/09/2026
you are so wise Eris I should just burrow into a pile of aspen shavings after a big meal you are so right
Eris, a mexican black kingsnake, pokes just her little head out of a pile of aspen shavings
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 30/09/2026
some subtle witchy embellishments make all the difference
moon and star branded on cherry turned vessellamenters eye brand om cherry bowl
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 29/09/2026
obligatory roommate photo
peppercorn and sable
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 28/09/2026
now with working link UuU a respectable little shop update of 8 (-1 that sold) lightly cursed walnut boxes A small box for keeping your little treasures safe and under a watchful eye(s). A gentle curse upon those who may sneak a peek inside. www.galdrecraft.com
four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with little glass beads and dice to entice and beguile four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with purple walnut wax stars for visual interest
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 28/09/2026
had a dream where I was back in college and living in the dorms again but I was hiding that I am trans(fem) AND my 3 ducks were living with me I would go to the showers with an oversized towel wrapped to hide both my figure and the 3 ducks walking down the hall underneath bc they needed water time
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 28/09/2026
How Kuro lets me know she had a good time on the walk (apologies for the dog hair, it is what it is)
night walking dogs (this was at normal night hours... like 8pm)Kuro resting her head on my leggy
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 28/09/2026
now with working link UuU a respectable little shop update of 8 (-1 that sold) lightly cursed walnut boxes A small box for keeping your little treasures safe and under a watchful eye(s). A gentle curse upon those who may sneak a peek inside. www.galdrecraft.com
four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with little glass beads and dice to entice and beguile four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with purple walnut wax stars for visual interest
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
"that is probably the spiro" ok cool can I get my bits adjusted so I don't need the spiro? "no no no.. oh goodness no. not until thou hath completed these three riddles and received written approval from the wizard of the wandering tower and the voice of forgotten winds" oh
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
surprising no one No cheating post your lock screen
Kuro sneeping silly lock screen
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
the intersection of autumnal cozy, covid-flu-vaccine tired, and hrt sleepy bitch disease has me zonked
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am seeing increasing numbers of drinking from the hose posting from millennials and I need you to realize it is both unfunny and makes me want to crawl out if my skin. I see you all learned nothing.
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
god i saw one video that was blaming "millenial parents for less educated gen-z kids" and listen if someone is genz and has millenial parents then that is a teen pregnancy situation so yeah ok in that scenario there are other outstanding factors than just generational parenting practices
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
the uptick in gen-z vs millennial content is 100% manufactured by conservative media owners trying to direct narratives away from how everything sucks bc of conservatives ahead of the midterms and beyond last thing they want is young people being influenced by millennials raging against the system
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 27/09/2026
Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves A stream of all new music, how fun!
twitch.tv
BraveNewFaves - Live on Twitch
Let's listen to tunes and enjoy a nice evening! | Streaming just chatting.
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ahh! I forgot to list my new bookmarks in my shop! Dandelions, rabbits reading, two of my favorite loves now in bookmark form. nimasprout.shop/collections/...
Front and back design of dandelion cottage bookmark.Rabbits reading by a purple weeping willow with fireflies
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 26/09/2026
she lives again! - alarm system removed - noco battery maintainer disconnected (its advertised that you can leave it connected) idk if it was the alarm or the battery maintainer but removing both let it start right up again T.T new radiator fan and fan clutch seem quieter too
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 26/09/2026
thanks! I realize some people would be like "I figured out this process I can make this a business" but for me its a means to making art and investing in systems to produce marketable results for other people is unappealing at best. The ones I make are good enough for me, I wouldn't sell them.
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 26/09/2026
the brands are all around 1" and cut into 1/4" thick brass bar stock. i have a first gen xcarve ive made modifications too over the years and use v shaped engraving mills to cut the brass, i dont have a pro subscription or anything just my own vector design work tortured into gcode paths
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yuki got her fall upgrade 🍂
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 26/09/2026
not for this coming update but im working on brands of some of my other designs as well
snake chasing the sun tailed by the moon sigil burned into my worktop bc i wanted to test it and have no patience
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 26/09/2026
happy with my latest house-made wood brands with two different eye sizes i can move forward with some new cursed boxes for my shoppe
Big eye and little eye wood brands on a walnut box lideye on the side of the box
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been working on updating my shop, some larger original paintings as well as this opossum friend mini print! 🍂 nimasprout.shop
Hand holding painting of a shrew and lightning bugFine art print of opossum reading
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 25/09/2026
its some kind of quartz, it may even be dyed just a fun little cluster nimasprout picked up somewhere
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 25/09/2026
Miette inspects the backyard pumpkin harvest
Tortie kitten sniffs pumpkins of questionable parentageshe does not seem impressed
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
"suntuff" panels have not held up over only a few years they are brittle enough that a squirrel punched a hole in one like...2 years ago? and its been hanging on with tarps and good intentions but we need to replace the plastic panels with metal asap
the roof of our covered chicken run has seen better days
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
Still working on getting that mortgage payment put together. Thanks everyone who has picked something up so far! www.galdrecraft.com Working very hard to get more stuff in the shop b/c after late mortgage its time for healthcare and october mortgage and i need to fix the chicken coop/run roof
delightful dangly maple burl earingsmid sized desktop altar table with beautiful walnut grainmadrone bowls! I love them! I refuse to reduce the price not that people buy things on sale anywaydelightful madrone bowl with resin filled burn inclusion
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
The exterior was definitely of the correct era and style. The interior looked like it had been renovated modern and then overlay ed with and unfortunate kind of rococo maximalism... like thrifted rococo
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
*gets excited to look at "art nouveau house" post on zillowgonewild* *looks inside* its bad rococo
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
that is my new theft deterrent lmao
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
update its probably some fuckery with the stupid aftermarket alarm i put in for insurance when i got it
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 24/09/2026
yeah we have our daily driver the delica is our adventure vehicle though for camping and im trying to get it road worthy again for adventure season
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 23/09/2026
i suspect my noico battery minder/charger was lying to me about the battery charge status as after I plugged it back in after a failed start (didn't even try to turn over) it was like "oopsie I meant 1 bar charge" but also I'm worried about like there being a major parasitic drain somewhere
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 23/09/2026
i love my old jdm diesel van however i should have befriended a person who fixes cars and diagnoses issues for the love of the game at some point as I have not done that I am trying to figure out why (after fixing broken radiator fan and clutch) it doesn't want to start
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Honestly, this kinda sounds like what this whole September has felt like.
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally finished this painting.....here are a few details ✨🖌️ It will be part of the Antler show opening this Thursday in PDX
Detail of painting with raspberries, leaves flowers Detail of painting with raspberries, leaves flowers
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 22/09/2026
thank you!!!!
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 22/09/2026
Its that time of month! [Bank Calling About Mortgage Being Late] Had a nice break in July and August thanks to spouse getting paid for some larger gigs but now we are back at it again. I know its the /economy/ and not me but I still gotta make the effort. www.galdrecraft.com
Mini Altar Kit, Walnut with turned brass knob, maple bowl and black limba gobletA Selection of Madrone Bowls Madrone Dangly earrings! Black and White Ebony Tarot Deck Box. You can also use it for dice.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 22/09/2026
im not joking i have a long box on my shipping desk y'all are missing out on my art and incredibly fire* cards www.galdrecraft.com *may actually belong in a fire
Revised? Mesa Pegasus, Fylgja, Delif's Cone

all "played" quality, sleeved decks were not really common until like 1999
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Cliff BOOoracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream
A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank
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