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cel / lanie ☀️

@cellux.bsky.social
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full of joy&whimsy🥰🌈🦄 disabled, autistic, queer, cat mom. posting the other kind of 🐱 on @lanieluxx.bsky.social 🌶️ @nuanced.bsky.social 💍 💻 beacons.ai/celluxies

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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
league champ tierlist based on how they maintain their pubes. enjoy
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
bonus better shot of the glitter dress + glitter halo eye
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I always do a bunch of costumes in October but my fav this year was Daphne :3
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
its 2am so im going to speak freely. whoever decided to combine pres evoker with resto druid AND demonology warlock deserves their dick sucked from the back
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
just took a 2 hour nap with my cat and we both woke up confused
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
paying credit card bills for the month and wow 🧡 being unable to eat solid food saved me a lot of money 🧡
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
also people ALWAYS pronounce every part of my legal name wrong and they’re like “did I say that right??” and every time I say “I don’t use it so it doesn’t matter don’t worry about it” HAHAH
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I’ve legit changed my name so many times that when I have to sign my legal name my brain just short circuits LMAO
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
whenever I send my bf to the pharmacy for me I’m shocked he remembers how to spell my name because that ish is my deadname 3 times over and most of the time I don’t even remember how to spell it anymore ………
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I made some reels about gaining weight because I wanted to be the first one to comment on it (getting ahead of the story or whatever) so I understand why people comment on it but it has been so interesting from an observational standpoint. people just really want you to be ashamed of yourself
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
anyways I’m gonna go do my nails lol
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I love it so much I always wanted this!!!!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
people online r so weird about my weight gain & their reaction is almost entirely based on my own. im glad that I gained weight + im happier in a bigger body, but that makes me an insatiable pig with a feeding fetish . if you gain weight you MUST be horrifically ashamed of it !!!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I love my little corner so bad
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
in other news I had my third colonoscopy this morning and my Crohn’s is in remission :-)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I have been WAITING for an orange glitter sequin Taylor album for literal years. My time has come. You will not deny me my birthright.
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
You do not need to tell me you hate the new TS album. I don’t care if you hate her, you’re entitled to your opinion even if it’s just a shortcut to feeling morally superior. Don’t yuck my yum to my face. I’m cringe and I’m free and my orange glitter cardigan arrives today.
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
fuck it we ball
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“hey cel how’s IVIG going, is it helping you?” Well,
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
(the ball is a chemo infusion center full of old people and then me but that part is not important)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
multiple nurses made the 4/20 joke and asked me if I smoke AND all 4 of the nurses on staff right now liked my kpdh shirt AND I took a fat nap. I’m feeling like the belle of the ball rn
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I took an edible in the parking lot so at least I know I’m in good company
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
nurse said I have a “cool birthday” and then gave a little chuckle (my birthday is 4/20)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
fiancé and I sleeping separately tonight bc I’m sick as a wet dog so we’re texting and airdropping memes #romance
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
she is so attentive!!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
having rheumatologic conditions is so funny bc whenever anything goes wrong my doctors are just like “take 20mg prednisone and turn that shit off” okay king!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
my immune system is so messed up that the treatment I got to fix my immune system made me incredibly ill. Loving life
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Pls ignore my sweatiness I just had a 10 hour day including an infusion 🙏
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I loved my old phone/case combo but I love this one much more
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
being disabled sucks and all but I do enjoy watching other people pay for street parking while I put up my little blue sign that makes me immune to Mr. Parking Enforcement 🙂
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
👵
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
i suspect i have an autoimmune disease targeting muscles and it has progressed to my throat/lungs which sucks BUT i didnt want to go to my dentist appointment today so i called and used my 'permanently hoarse voice' powers for evil 👹 (said i was sick as a dog and rescheduled)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
3 hours later… 10,000 photos deleted… 9,000 more to go
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
the problem is that I am a turtle and I will grow to fit my enclosure so I will be buying a much smaller storage phone this time
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
gonna get the orange iPhone but that means I have to clean out this phone which has 215gb of photos and videos on it because I bought a 1tb phone and literally never cleaned it up in the past 2 years
there will be foreseen consequences cat meme
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I love texting people older than 30 because I can use emojis and gifs without being judged
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I’ve seen at least three “well if those people refuse vaccines we should just let them die, it’s natural selection” posts today and as an immune suppressed person who doesn’t take to vaccines every time I am going to bang my head against the wall
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
infusion day 2 fit check
Green tank top. Green and blue checkered pants I’m too tired for alt text. My ass is fat. Ur welcome
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
get you a girl that can do both
photo of cel/Lanie laying in bed in a Mary Jane Watson casual cosplay—she’s wearing a white cropped tank top with a spider man face in the shape of a heart, along with blue and red striped boxers, red thigh highs with white stripes near the top, and a rose gold Spider-Man logo necklace. She has her arms raised above her head, and her makeup is rose gold with fake freckles and a neutral but dark lipstick. Her lips are slightly parted, and her eyes are looking at the camera somewhat seductively. photo of cel/Lanie in a hospital infusion chair. She’s wearing a white cropped tank top and some orange/brown/yellow patchwork shorts with smiley faces and a bandana pattern. Attached to her there’s a blood pressure cuff on her right arm, three leads on her chest and stomach, and she has an IV in her left arm wrapped up in coban. She’s wearing a cherry blossom Flo mask to protect herself from airborne pathogens, noise-canceling headphones, a white corduroy hat, and her glasses.
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
fun little health update, i tested positive for an autoimmune condition that increases risk of cancer by about 400-600% across the board so now i have to get a pap smear and a mammogram and a colonoscopy roughly annually at the ripe old age of 25 years old #swag
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Please god 🙏
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
this sounds sexual but it’s about back/core pain
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I need to be wrung out like a wet towel
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I like them! I’ve always wanted them for whatever reason. I am just hoping they fade soon, bc the purple is very dark against my pale ass skin 😭
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Omg post media.* on here
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
me: has cleavage because I have big boobs bsky: everyone COVER YOUR EYES!!!!!!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Okay I’m just not allowed to media photos on here without it being flagged as adult content. Sorry I’m a woman with boobs and an ass I guess
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I made this for instagram but I rarely have SFW content to post so here you are
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
v happy about the weight gain but holy moly
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Yep 🥲🥲🥲
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