cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025league champ tierlist based on how they maintain their pubes. enjoy 021
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025bonus better shot of the glitter dress + glitter halo eye 041
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I always do a bunch of costumes in October but my fav this year was Daphne :3 181
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025its 2am so im going to speak freely. whoever decided to combine pres evoker with resto druid AND demonology warlock deserves their dick sucked from the back 050
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025just took a 2 hour nap with my cat and we both woke up confused 050
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025paying credit card bills for the month and wow 🧡 being unable to eat solid food saved me a lot of money 🧡 021
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025also people ALWAYS pronounce every part of my legal name wrong and they’re like “did I say that right??” and every time I say “I don’t use it so it doesn’t matter don’t worry about it” HAHAH 030
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I’ve legit changed my name so many times that when I have to sign my legal name my brain just short circuits LMAO 120
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025whenever I send my bf to the pharmacy for me I’m shocked he remembers how to spell my name because that ish is my deadname 3 times over and most of the time I don’t even remember how to spell it anymore ……… 130
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I made some reels about gaining weight because I wanted to be the first one to comment on it (getting ahead of the story or whatever) so I understand why people comment on it but it has been so interesting from an observational standpoint. people just really want you to be ashamed of yourself 010
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025people online r so weird about my weight gain & their reaction is almost entirely based on my own. im glad that I gained weight + im happier in a bigger body, but that makes me an insatiable pig with a feeding fetish . if you gain weight you MUST be horrifically ashamed of it !!! 280
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025in other news I had my third colonoscopy this morning and my Crohn’s is in remission :-) 1110
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I have been WAITING for an orange glitter sequin Taylor album for literal years. My time has come. You will not deny me my birthright. 040
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025You do not need to tell me you hate the new TS album. I don’t care if you hate her, you’re entitled to your opinion even if it’s just a shortcut to feeling morally superior. Don’t yuck my yum to my face. I’m cringe and I’m free and my orange glitter cardigan arrives today. 140
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/10/2025“hey cel how’s IVIG going, is it helping you?” Well, 110
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025(the ball is a chemo infusion center full of old people and then me but that part is not important) 030
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025multiple nurses made the 4/20 joke and asked me if I smoke AND all 4 of the nurses on staff right now liked my kpdh shirt AND I took a fat nap. I’m feeling like the belle of the ball rn 170
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I took an edible in the parking lot so at least I know I’m in good company 060
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025nurse said I have a “cool birthday” and then gave a little chuckle (my birthday is 4/20) 160
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025fiancé and I sleeping separately tonight bc I’m sick as a wet dog so we’re texting and airdropping memes #romance 020
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025having rheumatologic conditions is so funny bc whenever anything goes wrong my doctors are just like “take 20mg prednisone and turn that shit off” okay king! 020
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025my immune system is so messed up that the treatment I got to fix my immune system made me incredibly ill. Loving life 160
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Pls ignore my sweatiness I just had a 10 hour day including an infusion 🙏 010
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I loved my old phone/case combo but I love this one much more 150
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025being disabled sucks and all but I do enjoy watching other people pay for street parking while I put up my little blue sign that makes me immune to Mr. Parking Enforcement 🙂 040
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/09/2025i suspect i have an autoimmune disease targeting muscles and it has progressed to my throat/lungs which sucks BUT i didnt want to go to my dentist appointment today so i called and used my 'permanently hoarse voice' powers for evil 👹 (said i was sick as a dog and rescheduled) 130
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/20253 hours later… 10,000 photos deleted… 9,000 more to go 020
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025the problem is that I am a turtle and I will grow to fit my enclosure so I will be buying a much smaller storage phone this time 120
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025gonna get the orange iPhone but that means I have to clean out this phone which has 215gb of photos and videos on it because I bought a 1tb phone and literally never cleaned it up in the past 2 years 140
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I love texting people older than 30 because I can use emojis and gifs without being judged 060
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I’ve seen at least three “well if those people refuse vaccines we should just let them die, it’s natural selection” posts today and as an immune suppressed person who doesn’t take to vaccines every time I am going to bang my head against the wall 080
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/09/2025fun little health update, i tested positive for an autoimmune condition that increases risk of cancer by about 400-600% across the board so now i have to get a pap smear and a mammogram and a colonoscopy roughly annually at the ripe old age of 25 years old #swag 030
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I like them! I’ve always wanted them for whatever reason. I am just hoping they fade soon, bc the purple is very dark against my pale ass skin 😭 010
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025me: has cleavage because I have big boobs bsky: everyone COVER YOUR EYES!!!!!! 010
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Okay I’m just not allowed to media photos on here without it being flagged as adult content. Sorry I’m a woman with boobs and an ass I guess 261
cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I made this for instagram but I rarely have SFW content to post so here you are 040