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cel / lanie ☀️

@cellux.bsky.social
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full of joy&whimsy🥰🌈🦄 disabled, autistic, queer, cat mom. posting the other kind of 🐱 on @lanieluxx.bsky.social 🌶️ @nuanced.bsky.social 💍 💻 beacons.ai/celluxies

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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
league champ tierlist based on how they maintain their pubes. enjoy
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I always do a bunch of costumes in October but my fav this year was Daphne :3
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
its 2am so im going to speak freely. whoever decided to combine pres evoker with resto druid AND demonology warlock deserves their dick sucked from the back
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
just took a 2 hour nap with my cat and we both woke up confused
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
paying credit card bills for the month and wow 🧡 being unable to eat solid food saved me a lot of money 🧡
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
whenever I send my bf to the pharmacy for me I’m shocked he remembers how to spell my name because that ish is my deadname 3 times over and most of the time I don’t even remember how to spell it anymore ………
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
people online r so weird about my weight gain & their reaction is almost entirely based on my own. im glad that I gained weight + im happier in a bigger body, but that makes me an insatiable pig with a feeding fetish . if you gain weight you MUST be horrifically ashamed of it !!!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I love my little corner so bad
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
in other news I had my third colonoscopy this morning and my Crohn’s is in remission :-)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
You do not need to tell me you hate the new TS album. I don’t care if you hate her, you’re entitled to your opinion even if it’s just a shortcut to feeling morally superior. Don’t yuck my yum to my face. I’m cringe and I’m free and my orange glitter cardigan arrives today.
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“hey cel how’s IVIG going, is it helping you?” Well,
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
multiple nurses made the 4/20 joke and asked me if I smoke AND all 4 of the nurses on staff right now liked my kpdh shirt AND I took a fat nap. I’m feeling like the belle of the ball rn
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
nurse said I have a “cool birthday” and then gave a little chuckle (my birthday is 4/20)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
fiancé and I sleeping separately tonight bc I’m sick as a wet dog so we’re texting and airdropping memes #romance
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
having rheumatologic conditions is so funny bc whenever anything goes wrong my doctors are just like “take 20mg prednisone and turn that shit off” okay king!
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
my immune system is so messed up that the treatment I got to fix my immune system made me incredibly ill. Loving life
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I loved my old phone/case combo but I love this one much more
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
being disabled sucks and all but I do enjoy watching other people pay for street parking while I put up my little blue sign that makes me immune to Mr. Parking Enforcement 🙂
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
i suspect i have an autoimmune disease targeting muscles and it has progressed to my throat/lungs which sucks BUT i didnt want to go to my dentist appointment today so i called and used my 'permanently hoarse voice' powers for evil 👹 (said i was sick as a dog and rescheduled)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
gonna get the orange iPhone but that means I have to clean out this phone which has 215gb of photos and videos on it because I bought a 1tb phone and literally never cleaned it up in the past 2 years
there will be foreseen consequences cat meme
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I love texting people older than 30 because I can use emojis and gifs without being judged
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I’ve seen at least three “well if those people refuse vaccines we should just let them die, it’s natural selection” posts today and as an immune suppressed person who doesn’t take to vaccines every time I am going to bang my head against the wall
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
infusion day 2 fit check
Green tank top. Green and blue checkered pants I’m too tired for alt text. My ass is fat. Ur welcome
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
get you a girl that can do both
photo of cel/Lanie laying in bed in a Mary Jane Watson casual cosplay—she’s wearing a white cropped tank top with a spider man face in the shape of a heart, along with blue and red striped boxers, red thigh highs with white stripes near the top, and a rose gold Spider-Man logo necklace. She has her arms raised above her head, and her makeup is rose gold with fake freckles and a neutral but dark lipstick. Her lips are slightly parted, and her eyes are looking at the camera somewhat seductively. photo of cel/Lanie in a hospital infusion chair. She’s wearing a white cropped tank top and some orange/brown/yellow patchwork shorts with smiley faces and a bandana pattern. Attached to her there’s a blood pressure cuff on her right arm, three leads on her chest and stomach, and she has an IV in her left arm wrapped up in coban. She’s wearing a cherry blossom Flo mask to protect herself from airborne pathogens, noise-canceling headphones, a white corduroy hat, and her glasses.
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
fun little health update, i tested positive for an autoimmune condition that increases risk of cancer by about 400-600% across the board so now i have to get a pap smear and a mammogram and a colonoscopy roughly annually at the ripe old age of 25 years old #swag
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I need to be wrung out like a wet towel
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Okay I’m just not allowed to media photos on here without it being flagged as adult content. Sorry I’m a woman with boobs and an ass I guess
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
v happy about the weight gain but holy moly
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I really miss doing things for other people. I hate that chronic illness makes me so self-involved
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
bf just came over to warn me that he ate 2 slices of pizza with undercooked chicken before realizing it was undercooked. okay bathroom is all yours tonight, king
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
sitting down to do my makeup after not doing it for 3 weeks . maybe I should clean my brushes or swap out these eyelashes but I’m too lazy for that
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
fiancé spent 4 hours on the phone today with my insurance company because he's pissed they denied my botox injections for my neck spasms and if thats not love i dont know what is
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
it finally happened. the dyslexia defeated my OCD and I went to the wrong address for a doctor appointment
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
and somehow (chronic fatigue) I’m still sleepy
sleep tracker showing 12 hours and 35 minutes of sleep over the course of 16 hours
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
having an IBS moment in the hospital bathroom and getting my door knocked on every 0.00005 seconds but at least it makes sense to have an IBS moment here 😭
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
had 3 diff HCWs in the past month tell me my neck MRI looks normal despite level 8-10 pain and then today my neuro opened it and said “actually it’s not normal. in fact you clearly have severe and constant muscle spasms in your neck” oh how I love radiology comprehension skills
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
my tummy is so full of soup and dumplings and soup dumplings
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
forced him to work out with me earlier but now we’re eating Chinese food and drinking Thai tea and watching anime so I’m still good gf
photo of two people holding hands in front of a table covered in dim sum and noodles and soups with two Thai teas. the TV in front of them has Kowloon Generic Romance playing
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
did cardio today despite me saying for weeks that I hate it and I’m not gonna do it bc I want my physical therapist to think I am a Good Patient™️
Mirror photo of Lanie in the small gym of her apartment building. She’s obviously sweaty, wearing an orange headband, pink earbuds, her cherry blossom Flo Mask, a bright orange sports bra, pink and yellow and orange floral shorts, teal/grey knee compression sleeves, and purple sneakers. The bench in front of her has multiple water bottles and multiple air filters, and the room behind her is empty besides the treadmills, stationary bikes, and a weight training bench. photo of lanie’s backside, as she looks over her shoulder with one hand on her mask to make sure it stays in place :)
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
just woke up from a 4.5 hour nap. sweaty. disoriented. had a dream that I was the 7th member of the hit girl group KATSEYE but had to drop out due to chronic illness. 10/10 will be napping again tomorrow
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
sometimes I fall asleep listening to TWICE and when I wake up it’s one of the mostly Korean songs and my half asleep brain gets so confused. like what do you mean 네 모든 걸 다 알고 (Yeah) 싶지, 난 관심 없는 척 즐겨 헷갈리게
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the upside of being a disabled person who grew up as a teacher’s pet is that I really want to be a Good Patient™️ therefore I do all my PT every day and call for all my follow-ups and am never late on my quarterly blood tests because I am a Good Patient™️
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
today’s my “day off”
Sisyphus meme with “the fucking Laundry” on the rock, the image is corrupted and glitchy, and there’s bottom text that says AAAAAAAAAAAA
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
driving home from physical therapy and my abs are shaking. I didn’t even know that was possible
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
no babe I know my pc is slow because of memory problems but you don’t understand I have to keep that background tab open. no see it’s running kpop demon hunters on a loop to increase overall watch time and convince Netflix to make a sequel. no it’s important you can’t close it
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
woke up from my nap like this and now I can’t get up
stick figure drawing showing a person and 2 cats. 1 cat is tucked near the person’s stomach and 1 cat is tucked behind their knees
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
just realized that I’ll be doing colonoscopy prep on my fiancé’s birthday later this year. happy birthday babe
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
reading polytrix fanfic in the Costco checkout line 🤪
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cel / lanie ☀️ @cellux.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
sometimes I see fanart, usually of nonwhite characters, and I’m like well. That’s not them. This looks very nice but that is Not Them
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