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He/Him | Learning Experience Designer | Gamer| Streamer on Hiatus | Cat Father | Actual Father

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 22
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week is just Fire Emblem and the mobile games. At least I finished Dark Duel Stories before abandoning the Early Days Collection again 😅
Backloggd Recently Played
1. Medabots Survivors - Sep 25
2. Pokemon TCG Pocket  - Sep 25
3. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - Sep 25
4. Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories - Sep 18 - 2/5 Stars
5. Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection  - Sep 18
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading about the two brains research made me starting feeling a really uncomfortable feeling in my head. Whichever of my brains is doing that needs to cut that shit out.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just found out there is a Pillow Fighting Championship. I was pretty bummed to find out they don't use normal pillows or fight on a giant bed.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Game #42 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories This was the grindiest of the early games so far and it was annoyingly so. The difficulty jumps and exceptionally bad card drops hold this one back a lot. I gave up, added cards I own, removed the deck limit, and things actually were fun after that.
Yami Yugi at the start of the game. "Welcome to the world of Yu-gi-oh."The first card I made using the card construction feature. It's some abomination of gray-legged mammal thing and some purple demon shit with giant red lips on its stomach. 

Belly LipGiraffe
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Cost 28
ATK 1500
DEF 900
Reptile
Aqua
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24*Exodia obliterating me because Seeker's stall actually worked on me. 

"Fury's fire... Exode Flame!"Time Wizard with no attack or defense points during a battle and the only monster on the field. This lasted for far longer than I like to admit, my opponent and I didn't do a thing but draw for several turns.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think my Yugioh binge is on hold for a while 😅 #BackloggdWeekly
Backloggd Recently Played
1. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - Sep 18
2. Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories - Sep 16
3. Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection  - Sep 16
4. Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters II: Dark Duel Stories - Sep 14 - 2.5 Stars
5. Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - Sep 11 - 2.5 Stars
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I started up Yugioh Dark Duel Stories a couple days ago. What in the hell were they thinking with these card drop pools? The first two games were fine in that regard, but damn, this one really didn't want to respect anybody's time. Breaking out my card binder for passwords now. 😅
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Game #41 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters II: Dark Duel Stories It REALLY expanded on the original Duel Monsters, but it's honestly so much slower and annoying 😅 I've liked deck limits before, but the costs were crazy high. Got lucky with random drops, two Zoa and a Dark Magician carried my ass.
Yami Yugi doing his normal aura farming, intimidating the new player. "Welcome to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters 2!"Tristan showing his complete lack of confidence. Practice good self-talk man, nobody designated you the practice stage except yourself. 
"This is the practice stage. You can focus on mastering how to Duel."Zoa hard-carried my ass especially after getting a second one. 
Zoa
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Cost 45
Attack 2600
Defense 1900
Type: Fiend
Alignment: Fiend
Description: Most dangerous in its metal stateOne of my favorite cards this game, Invisible Wire, going into effect. Awesome card to setup at the start with a weaker monster that fuses, giving an open field to attack right at the start. 
"Trap was Invisible Wire."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A couple neighborhood kids were over today and saw my Pokemon cards in the basement. The feeling of excitement I had to see what they liked only for them to start talking about PSA10s and looking their values up was soul crushing.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Game #40 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Holy crap, the series certainly came a long way in terms of complexity. Every duel is basically "big number go brrr" because there are no traps or effects, and opponents don't use spells. Still kind of a fun grind experience. The spritework was crazy good!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters main menu screen in the Early Days Collection. Yugi is smiling and looking happy. He doesn't know he won't touch me the entire game. "Next time I'll believe in the cards my Grandpa gave me ..."Flame Swordsman putting on a clinic with his boosted stats up to 4608 ATK and 4096 DEF.Red-Eyes Black Dragon obliterating a Moon Envoy. Yes, I battled Joey 100 times to get this.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jack Frost shows Pikachu and Agumon the amazing world of "demon talk"
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peggy to Hank Hill
"I married a man Hank, not a GAMER"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's a scene from 50 shades
Guy: my desires are..... Unconventional 
Girl: show me
And then it's an advanced stage Quest 64 setup with a SpongeBob TV and a microwave and Justin Bieber and pabst blue ribbon coffee and a stuffed trout and a Quest Glove
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TORI @hotpoppah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There’s Hell and then there’s being forced to listen to someone’s Spotify playlist that repeats the same 10 Stomp, Clap, Hey! songs for 8 hours
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Game #39 of 2026 God For a Day So the concept is to bless or damn people based on what info you find about them. Interesting concept, terribly executed with some really questionable morality. It's a buggy mess that managed to be unfun after only a few choices. This was a real bad impulse buy 😓
God For a Day's main menu.Hell. Satan is a cat on a throne in the background. The characters sent to hell are dropped here. Melon Bozos has just been dropped with his punishment being "Mars is always five years away."Social media screen that gives/removes followers based on your actions.The son of God standing with a parody of X-Files Scully and Mulder with a purple light from a spaceship on the son.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's the Goldeneye N64 Cradle scene but instead of James and Alec , James is Mario and Alec is the Super Mario 64 penguin
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Camping and work commitments wearing me down have really hampered my gaming recently. #BackloggdWeekly
Backloggd screenshot of the Recently Played section. 
Medabots Survivors  - August 14
Pokemon TCG Pocket - August 14
Astral Ascension - August 12
Super Mario Bros. 3 - August 4
The World Next Door - July 29
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Game #38 of 2026 Astral Ascension The best way to describe PixelFade's last VN is that it's consistent. It follows the typical beats of the other PF VNs, which ends up being a mixed bag of too predictable and comforting. The characters (yes, even the token bromance one) stood out well in this one.
Astral Ascension new story screen asking for the player to fill in their identity card. This one is filled with the first name "Cellard" and last name "Underscoretwenty." Even if I'm not streaming, gotta represent. The MC is sort of the typical brooding looking PixelFade character reminiscent of Crystalline's Zack. "She's the captain?" She looks to be a couple of years younger than me."

Iris Alcyon in her pink-haired glory doing a cool girl pose against a wall. For some reason her pants are low-waisted and you can see her navel through her shirt. Space fashion at its finest.Response options to Kai Zephyr (the blonde green-eyed man behind the text) after a mission when he reads a quote stating, "Does it matter? It's all my money anyway."

Response from top to bottom:
"I'm glad the family reconciled."
"NFTs should have never been a thing!"
"Some people have too much money..."Iris Alcyon holds onto a pink blob creature, known as a pango. These creatures originated in the PixelFade VN Crystalline. 

"Nope. This is my pango. Right, pango?"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Brian looking at a Flock camera with the text "must hit the forbidden pinata"
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
new toy
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A old style meme with the Grand Theft Auto logo
GTA, first first letter of each word are circled 
It then says
"FUCK THIS"
"REPOST TO DELAY GTA 6"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Annoying my wife by being right about two things today. There’s definitely going to be some cataclysmic retribution from the universe for that shit.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Removed the mobile games for the screenshot this time #BackloggdWeekly.
Backloggd screenshot of the Recently Played section. 
Super Mario Bros. 3 - July 30
The World Next Door - July 29
1080 Snowboarding - July 27
Quest for Camelot - July 27
No More Work For Ito - July 24
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m kind of surprised it has taken this long for Medabots to go there with their gacha, but we finally got to the gooner content
Limited Featured Medafighters Pull in Medabot Survivors. It’s the researcher character, Ruby in a swimsuit. Medabots is dipping into the gooner market now lol
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Game #35 of 2026 Quest for Camelot It’s like an attempt at Legend of Zelda while not really knowing what makes that good or fun. Everything is a damage sponge and there’s weird precision shit happening even. I do miss when like every movie/show got a licensed game regardless of quality though.
Brilliant gameplay idea. Nevermind the gems are used for ammo later.

Farmer: 
30 gems in order to save your progress. Now, hurry!Kayley standing around some snowy trees and rock.Merlin recognizing this game is not great makes where to go way easier by scrawling “Continue” with an arrow on the ground. And people thought yellow paint was bad game design.  Ruber wielding Excalibur and being genuinely ugly af. Bro needs to trim those nails.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Game #34 of 2026 No More Work for Ito This is probably the most relatable story I have experienced since playing And Roger, and it hit in multiple ways for me. It feels like it could have lasted longer, but I appreciate that a story about the soulless grind of work didn't overstay its welcome.
Mia's Risk Analysis in Insurance design. 
"My God, is it really that good? Did it leave you speechless?"The view of Daniel's desk at the Caesar office. On the left is a desk with a black box that says, "That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it." Wayne is sitting next it.An office kitchen in red with a bloody floor. A vending machine casts a bright red light. Daniel repeats the question, "Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office?"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was playing the GBC Quest for Camelot game earlier and just found out I did all the requirements to get the compass and never picked it up. I’m 2 chapters past it and I’m so annoyed about it now lmao.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Game #33 of 2026 A Building Full of Cats 2 I may have jumped back into a Full of Cats title too soon after the last one lmao. I found it a little too repetitive this time with the apartments. The theming for them was dope, some good minigame ideas, but some less so (rhythm games *shakes fist*).
The first room's entrance, loaded with cats in a pink, yellow, and cyan color scheme.A poster or something in a very stereotypical metal design that says "Devcats Making True Games." Cats are hidden along the tree.Finding ghosts in an apartment after having found all the cats.An underground bunker filled with food and cats. A magnifying glass is on a box of treats with a paw print. The detective cat from Feline Forensics and the Meowseum Mystery says, "Hmm... a pawprint. It must be the thief's! If I follow his tracks from here, I'll certainly find him."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shoutout to Spilled! and Halfmoon since the mobile games are constantly pushing everything else back. #BackloggdWeekly
Recently Played on Backloggd.
No More Work For Ito (July 23)
Pokemon TCG Pocket (July 23)
Medabots Survivors (July 23)
Star Fox (July 20)
A Building Full of Cats 2 (July 20)
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Game #32 of 2026 Star Fox I always imagined Star Fox 64 looking like this as a kid and seeing it now, I’m in love. It is SF64 at its best and brings me hope that we will get a truly new Star Fox game in the near future. This is going to take some time for me to out fully down, it’s so fun.
Star Fox logo with the Arwings and Great Fox flying off into the clouds.“Hey! Who pulled the plug! Things were just getting good!” Falco sitting with VR goggles on in a chair on the Great Fox.A Wolfen flying above the frozen tundra of Fichina. A military base is in the background. Andrew is saying, “Emperor Andross’s enemy is my enemy!”The Landmaster drives away from the explosion of the depot on Macbeth. 



Cool guys don’t look at explosions and Fox is a cool guy for driving a cool tank.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Care of the Dog is genuinely one of the best King of the Hill episodes. It’s up there with the best of the original series.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally got around to Star Fox after a month and it slaps so hard. It’s what I saw in my little brain playing 64 and I love it.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So was France just giving England a 4 goal + 45 minute handicap for shits and giggles?
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feesh @feeshie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey y'all, someone tipped me off that a reddit user posted a clip from my stream pretending to be me. this makes me pretty uncomfortable, so if you wouldn't mind reporting them for impersonation id really appreciate it. 🩷 www.reddit.com/r/supermario...
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From the supermariosunshine community on Reddit: That moment where I start to question if trying to 100% Sunshine is worth it, lol.
Explore this post and more from the supermariosunshine community
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Game #31 of 2026 Spilled! Super cute, super short game about cleaning up the ocean. It was interesting how well the game worked and it was really visually appealing. The main takeaway I think was that if your boat pollutes the ocean, a smaller pissed off boat will spray you until you sink and die.
The player's boat is sleeping when another boat comes by dropping oil behind it. The art for the game was gorgeous.The entrance to the second area is opened. The water is a poopy brown with black oil streaks everywhere. A turtle floats on some of the oil.Another boat shows a happy emote after having a beach ball pushed to it. A rescued penguin is shown, its name is Lucille. On the top left are instructions for making snowballs or something. The right screen has all the animal friends collected.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel is gonna pull off a mask at the end to reveal Gareth Southgate.
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Phil @phildragash.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Okay, time to get legendary. Arctic Uno!
watercolor image of Articuno from Pokémon, and the painting's counterpart on the right from the original Japanese Pokémon Blue Game Boy Game. The painting is done sticking to the pose of the original sprite, but mimicking artist Ken Sugimori's watercolor-style, and keeping the form of the Pokémon more closely to its official non-sprite art of the time.
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sabrina
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What’s the funniest book I could bring to jury duty tomorrow? I’m considering the Dictionary of Demons but that would also suck balls to try and read all day.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico’s entire plan of attack being to have Gallardo and Alvarado put in shit crosses repeatedly was a bold strategy.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England getting the peak CONCACAF experience tonight honestly. Just missing an uncalled hand to the throat right now.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is unhinged. I love when a hate watch is exciting!
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Game #30 of 2026 Halfmoon The pixel art in Halfmoon is gorgeous, truly beautifully done. It's unfortunate nothing else really lived up to that quality though. I can see a story argument for why some things were lackluster, but the quality, specifically controls, was still frustrating sadly.
Two women in all black sit on a couch. 
Rei, "I'm sorry to say this, but you're dead." A girl leans down looking through a digital interface. A box in the middle pointing up says "Hidden World," while the bottom says, "Visible World." On the right are black text boxes with the following words: Delight, Guilt, Outrage, Annoyance, Anxiety, and Pride.
Nami, "the number of souls that get sent back is overwhelmingly high, to be honest."A close-up of Rei's face looking down with her long black hair hanging down. 
Rei, "Below us is the boundary between the visible world and this information center."Nami and Rei sit on their couch. A plethora of cats are spread around, including being on top of both women.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
4th of July is fine or whatever but the real independence is that which we won back from Queenlord Cassandra after she released that virus that killed 99% of the female population in 2001.
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