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He/Him | Learning Experience Designer | Gamer| Streamer on Hiatus | Cat Father | Actual Father

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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
October has been so busy, happy to have managed to finish Toem 2 between 50+ hours of Fire Emblem.
Backloggd Recently Played
1. Medabots Survivors - Oct 09
2. Toem 2 - Oct 09 - 3.5 Stars
3. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - Oct 09
4. Pokemon TCG Pocket  - Oct 08
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Game #43 of 2026 Toem 2 I've been looking forward to this for a bit, because I adored Toem. This was a lot of the same, maybe a bit too much of the same. I feel like it needed something more. It's still charming and no doubt it was a fun game, I recommend it, but I wanted more levels and gameplay.
Toem 2 title screen with the "o" in Toem being a camera.Hanging out on the roof, kicking the antenna. Normal stuff.The protagonist hanging out, about to go to sleep while a scientist watches him. Definitely not wearing a mask of his own head.Using the camera to take a picture of the tato candle sleeping on a bookshelf, being all cute.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week is just Fire Emblem and the mobile games. At least I finished Dark Duel Stories before abandoning the Early Days Collection again 😅
Backloggd Recently Played
1. Medabots Survivors - Sep 25
2. Pokemon TCG Pocket  - Sep 25
3. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - Sep 25
4. Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories - Sep 18 - 2/5 Stars
5. Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection  - Sep 18
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Game #42 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories This was the grindiest of the early games so far and it was annoyingly so. The difficulty jumps and exceptionally bad card drops hold this one back a lot. I gave up, added cards I own, removed the deck limit, and things actually were fun after that.
Yami Yugi at the start of the game. "Welcome to the world of Yu-gi-oh."The first card I made using the card construction feature. It's some abomination of gray-legged mammal thing and some purple demon shit with giant red lips on its stomach. 

Belly LipGiraffe
***
Cost 28
ATK 1500
DEF 900
Reptile
Aqua
15*
24*Exodia obliterating me because Seeker's stall actually worked on me. 

"Fury's fire... Exode Flame!"Time Wizard with no attack or defense points during a battle and the only monster on the field. This lasted for far longer than I like to admit, my opponent and I didn't do a thing but draw for several turns.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think my Yugioh binge is on hold for a while 😅 #BackloggdWeekly
Backloggd Recently Played
1. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave - Sep 18
2. Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories - Sep 16
3. Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection  - Sep 16
4. Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters II: Dark Duel Stories - Sep 14 - 2.5 Stars
5. Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - Sep 11 - 2.5 Stars
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Game #41 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters II: Dark Duel Stories It REALLY expanded on the original Duel Monsters, but it's honestly so much slower and annoying 😅 I've liked deck limits before, but the costs were crazy high. Got lucky with random drops, two Zoa and a Dark Magician carried my ass.
Yami Yugi doing his normal aura farming, intimidating the new player. "Welcome to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters 2!"Tristan showing his complete lack of confidence. Practice good self-talk man, nobody designated you the practice stage except yourself. 
"This is the practice stage. You can focus on mastering how to Duel."Zoa hard-carried my ass especially after getting a second one. 
Zoa
#391
Cost 45
Attack 2600
Defense 1900
Type: Fiend
Alignment: Fiend
Description: Most dangerous in its metal stateOne of my favorite cards this game, Invisible Wire, going into effect. Awesome card to setup at the start with a weaker monster that fuses, giving an open field to attack right at the start. 
"Trap was Invisible Wire."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Game #40 of 2026 Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Holy crap, the series certainly came a long way in terms of complexity. Every duel is basically "big number go brrr" because there are no traps or effects, and opponents don't use spells. Still kind of a fun grind experience. The spritework was crazy good!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters main menu screen in the Early Days Collection. Yugi is smiling and looking happy. He doesn't know he won't touch me the entire game. "Next time I'll believe in the cards my Grandpa gave me ..."Flame Swordsman putting on a clinic with his boosted stats up to 4608 ATK and 4096 DEF.Red-Eyes Black Dragon obliterating a Moon Envoy. Yes, I battled Joey 100 times to get this.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Game #39 of 2026 God For a Day So the concept is to bless or damn people based on what info you find about them. Interesting concept, terribly executed with some really questionable morality. It's a buggy mess that managed to be unfun after only a few choices. This was a real bad impulse buy 😓
God For a Day's main menu.Hell. Satan is a cat on a throne in the background. The characters sent to hell are dropped here. Melon Bozos has just been dropped with his punishment being "Mars is always five years away."Social media screen that gives/removes followers based on your actions.The son of God standing with a parody of X-Files Scully and Mulder with a purple light from a spaceship on the son.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Camping and work commitments wearing me down have really hampered my gaming recently. #BackloggdWeekly
Backloggd screenshot of the Recently Played section. 
Medabots Survivors  - August 14
Pokemon TCG Pocket - August 14
Astral Ascension - August 12
Super Mario Bros. 3 - August 4
The World Next Door - July 29
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Game #38 of 2026 Astral Ascension The best way to describe PixelFade's last VN is that it's consistent. It follows the typical beats of the other PF VNs, which ends up being a mixed bag of too predictable and comforting. The characters (yes, even the token bromance one) stood out well in this one.
Astral Ascension new story screen asking for the player to fill in their identity card. This one is filled with the first name "Cellard" and last name "Underscoretwenty." Even if I'm not streaming, gotta represent. The MC is sort of the typical brooding looking PixelFade character reminiscent of Crystalline's Zack. "She's the captain?" She looks to be a couple of years younger than me."

Iris Alcyon in her pink-haired glory doing a cool girl pose against a wall. For some reason her pants are low-waisted and you can see her navel through her shirt. Space fashion at its finest.Response options to Kai Zephyr (the blonde green-eyed man behind the text) after a mission when he reads a quote stating, "Does it matter? It's all my money anyway."

Response from top to bottom:
"I'm glad the family reconciled."
"NFTs should have never been a thing!"
"Some people have too much money..."Iris Alcyon holds onto a pink blob creature, known as a pango. These creatures originated in the PixelFade VN Crystalline. 

"Nope. This is my pango. Right, pango?"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Game #37 of 2026 Super Mario Bros. 3 Growing up I don’t recall having ever not used the warp flute. My brothers taught me where it was and I used it. So experiencing every level now was a fun way to revisit it. It’s filled with banger music and I forgot how cool World 8’s tank levels were!
“Oh, it’s terrible! The King has been transformed! Please find the magic wand so we can change him back.” Says the Toad next to a dog with a crown as fire Mario looks on. Honestly the dog is so much cooler, leave it man.Getting a derpy looking match of a star on top of two pieces of fire flower.The tanks are so fucking cool in World 8. Ignore my cheating ass 27 lives. Thank you. But our Princess is in another castle!.. Just kidding! Ha ha ha! Bye bye.” Peach being a punk
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Removed the mobile games for the screenshot this time #BackloggdWeekly.
Backloggd screenshot of the Recently Played section. 
Super Mario Bros. 3 - July 30
The World Next Door - July 29
1080 Snowboarding - July 27
Quest for Camelot - July 27
No More Work For Ito - July 24
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m kind of surprised it has taken this long for Medabots to go there with their gacha, but we finally got to the gooner content
Limited Featured Medafighters Pull in Medabot Survivors. It’s the researcher character, Ruby in a swimsuit. Medabots is dipping into the gooner market now lol
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Game #36 of 2026 The World Next Door A charming other world with surprisingly challenging but really fun gameplay. Story was sort of melodramatic but okay, but then the abrupt half-baked ending happened. It’s a real shame because it was just starting to really cook. Wish there was more, honestly.
Starting screen for The World Next Door. Liza is floating on the left, Jun wields her weird sword in the middle, and Horace tries to be intimidating and not set himself on fire.Jun got a Weird Sword!An example of combat in the game.Human Savers Club
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Game #35 of 2026 Quest for Camelot It’s like an attempt at Legend of Zelda while not really knowing what makes that good or fun. Everything is a damage sponge and there’s weird precision shit happening even. I do miss when like every movie/show got a licensed game regardless of quality though.
Brilliant gameplay idea. Nevermind the gems are used for ammo later.

Farmer: 
30 gems in order to save your progress. Now, hurry!Kayley standing around some snowy trees and rock.Merlin recognizing this game is not great makes where to go way easier by scrawling “Continue” with an arrow on the ground. And people thought yellow paint was bad game design.  Ruber wielding Excalibur and being genuinely ugly af. Bro needs to trim those nails.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Game #34 of 2026 No More Work for Ito This is probably the most relatable story I have experienced since playing And Roger, and it hit in multiple ways for me. It feels like it could have lasted longer, but I appreciate that a story about the soulless grind of work didn't overstay its welcome.
Mia's Risk Analysis in Insurance design. 
"My God, is it really that good? Did it leave you speechless?"The view of Daniel's desk at the Caesar office. On the left is a desk with a black box that says, "That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it." Wayne is sitting next it.An office kitchen in red with a bloody floor. A vending machine casts a bright red light. Daniel repeats the question, "Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office?"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shoutout to Spilled! and Halfmoon since the mobile games are constantly pushing everything else back. #BackloggdWeekly
Recently Played on Backloggd.
No More Work For Ito (July 23)
Pokemon TCG Pocket (July 23)
Medabots Survivors (July 23)
Star Fox (July 20)
A Building Full of Cats 2 (July 20)
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Game #33 of 2026 A Building Full of Cats 2 I may have jumped back into a Full of Cats title too soon after the last one lmao. I found it a little too repetitive this time with the apartments. The theming for them was dope, some good minigame ideas, but some less so (rhythm games *shakes fist*).
The first room's entrance, loaded with cats in a pink, yellow, and cyan color scheme.A poster or something in a very stereotypical metal design that says "Devcats Making True Games." Cats are hidden along the tree.Finding ghosts in an apartment after having found all the cats.An underground bunker filled with food and cats. A magnifying glass is on a box of treats with a paw print. The detective cat from Feline Forensics and the Meowseum Mystery says, "Hmm... a pawprint. It must be the thief's! If I follow his tracks from here, I'll certainly find him."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Game #32 of 2026 Star Fox I always imagined Star Fox 64 looking like this as a kid and seeing it now, I’m in love. It is SF64 at its best and brings me hope that we will get a truly new Star Fox game in the near future. This is going to take some time for me to out fully down, it’s so fun.
Star Fox logo with the Arwings and Great Fox flying off into the clouds.“Hey! Who pulled the plug! Things were just getting good!” Falco sitting with VR goggles on in a chair on the Great Fox.A Wolfen flying above the frozen tundra of Fichina. A military base is in the background. Andrew is saying, “Emperor Andross’s enemy is my enemy!”The Landmaster drives away from the explosion of the depot on Macbeth. 



Cool guys don’t look at explosions and Fox is a cool guy for driving a cool tank.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Game #31 of 2026 Spilled! Super cute, super short game about cleaning up the ocean. It was interesting how well the game worked and it was really visually appealing. The main takeaway I think was that if your boat pollutes the ocean, a smaller pissed off boat will spray you until you sink and die.
The player's boat is sleeping when another boat comes by dropping oil behind it. The art for the game was gorgeous.The entrance to the second area is opened. The water is a poopy brown with black oil streaks everywhere. A turtle floats on some of the oil.Another boat shows a happy emote after having a beach ball pushed to it. A rescued penguin is shown, its name is Lucille. On the top left are instructions for making snowballs or something. The right screen has all the animal friends collected.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Game #30 of 2026 Halfmoon The pixel art in Halfmoon is gorgeous, truly beautifully done. It's unfortunate nothing else really lived up to that quality though. I can see a story argument for why some things were lackluster, but the quality, specifically controls, was still frustrating sadly.
Two women in all black sit on a couch. 
Rei, "I'm sorry to say this, but you're dead." A girl leans down looking through a digital interface. A box in the middle pointing up says "Hidden World," while the bottom says, "Visible World." On the right are black text boxes with the following words: Delight, Guilt, Outrage, Annoyance, Anxiety, and Pride.
Nami, "the number of souls that get sent back is overwhelmingly high, to be honest."A close-up of Rei's face looking down with her long black hair hanging down. 
Rei, "Below us is the boundary between the visible world and this information center."Nami and Rei sit on their couch. A plethora of cats are spread around, including being on top of both women.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Game #29 of 2026 A Shelter Full of Cats I love Devcats and their hidden object (cat) games. They're so relaxing while also not being too easy. It's a great balance. This iteration provided lots of information as well, and some additional puzzles outside of finding cats. These are always fun!
The welcome screen for A Shelter Full of Cats. A postcard with a cat stamp is on the screen, with "Welcome to OUr Shelter Full of Cats" written on it. It sits in front of a hedge with a gate behind it and two wooden signs with a cat symbol and a settings symbol.The entrance to the shelter with Hannah and an alert symbol next to her. The screen is filled with cats causing chaos around the front yard.Cat butta grumpy old lady, Ophelia, is PISSED about all the cats at her house. She is saying, "I thought this nightmare would never end. I am allergic to cats, can't you see?"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think the Galleons fellas might like Dark Magician Girl a little bit.
Dark Magician Girl song cover with a take on the Yugioh card. Notably her eyes and thighs mentioned from the song are missing lol. The first verse of the song Dark Magician Girl by Galleons and Valiant Hearts
[Verse 1: Tom Byrne]
Fabricate, disassociate
Spill our guts to the ones we hate So cut me deep, impenetrate
And eat my heart like a hand grenade
Suffocate in between your thighs
And fuck my brains out with your pretty eyes
Call me yours and I'll call you mine
We can share this change instead of biding time (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Instead of biding time
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Game #28 of 2026 Before Your Eyes Using blinks to control a game is such a novel, but amazing concept. I wasn't sure how I felt about the game until midway through. It honestly felt like another A Memoir Blue or Hindsight + blinking, then it took a swift turn into peak territory. Brilliant game!
The Ferryman talks to the player, "Well, hello there, stranger. You're a real bright and shiny one, aren't ya?"Ernie the cat sits on top of a child's piano. It is a small, beige kitten with a scar over its right eye. The caption is, "[sneezes]."Art School Application
Question 3 - In two short paragraphs, describe what makes you want to pursue a career in the arts. 
In the section for writing is a drawing of a hand writing on the application. A glass of orange drink and a sharpie sit next to the application.The ferryman yells at the seagulls for squawking. "I said shut up you, you scum gulls! You mucky fowls!"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Game #27 of 2026 Coffee Talk: Tokyo Familiar yet new. More of the same in a really good way. An almost entirely new cast outside with cameos of the old made for fresh, interesting stories. I liked the addition of cold drinks, it gave another dynamic to the brewing that made things challenging.
Hendry sits with a coffee cup floating in front of him. Jun is next to. 
Hendry says, "Please don't hurt me, Mister Ghost!"Vin and Kenji sit next to each other in the background. The barista's phone has an edit of the woman yelling at a cat meme posted by @updog (Fuku) on Tomodochill. The text says, "Me and the ghost I gotta work with." Fuku is the best shitposter.The Sunset Fuji drink made to look like Mt. Fuji using tea, mango, and ice cream. Coffee Talk Tokyo Cast gallery image. Left to right: Yuki, Vin, Jun, Fuku, Blue, Makoto, Kenji, Ash, Erika, Emi, and Ayame. Dope cast of characters this go around.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Game #26 of 2026 Yoshi and the Mysterious Book As per usual for Yoshi, it was charming as hell. I love the little guy. But it was safely fun. I thought the main story’s creatures were mostly dull. However, the postgame creatures were very fun. It felt like the concept was fully realized there.
Mr E and the Yoshi looking up at the sky from the island. A red yoshi floating through the sky with an enemy in the background. Muddy Yoshi standing with a bunch of Shy Guy. They are all demanding things as they stand there. Not very shy now. End of the credits with a drawing of Yoshi and the MVP creature for the final level, Scuttlewoosh, who I loved.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hisuian Voltorb just hanging out in Yoshi games now
Detonut’s page in Yoshi and the Mysterious Book before being named. It is a nut creature that explode with a red top and brown/white bottom, plus angry eyes. It’s basically Hisuian Voltorb. 
“Beware of explosions! What a curious creature…” Detonut’s first two pages after discovering it showing its behavior
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Milo and I are ready for some Yoshi action
A white and tan cat with blue eyes sitting on a cat tree with a physical copy of Yoshi and the Mysterious Book for Nintendo Switch 2.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Game #25 of 2026 AI: The Somnium Files - Nirvana Initiative I loved getting back into this world! The characters are just so goofy; I love their banter. Somniums were missing a certain something this time around and felt like they spiked in time optimization way too soon. Still loved it though!
Mizuki staring disapprovingly at drunken Ryuki at Brahman World Cuisine.  Boss asking, "What are you looking at, Ryuki?"
Tama, an AI-Ball sits in Boss's cleavage in her humanoid form, while Boss sits on her desk. Kaname Date sits on a chair to the side. Aiba is crouched down staring at Ryuki who is laying drunk against Boss's desk. They are both wearing Jack-o'-lanterns on their heads.Ryuki saying, "Wooow, Amame turned into a skeleton!"
Ryuki using Tama's x-ray vision on Amame Doi in a classroom. Ryuki seems unaware we all have spooky skeletons inside of us.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Game #24 of 2026 Donkey Kong Land I always wondered if I unreasonably sucked balls at this game as a kid. The answer is yes. But at least now I know that even if I didn’t suck balls at it, I wouldn’t have made it very far anyways. This game got unreasonable, fast. Definitely a game of all time.
Donkey Kong Land screenDonkey Kong swinging on a vine.Some mollusk horror show shit and a clam underwater giving me nightmare. Diddy Kong standing around after beating King K. Rool.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Game # 23 of 2026 Wax Heads A neat little story about trying to save a record shop and good ole punk dysfunctionality. Truthfully the gameplay loop got a bit stale and store navigation could have been better. The stories of customers and employees, and the music, shined the brightest in the game.
The main menu of Wax Heads featuring (eft to right) Ali, Tee, and Hank. Morgan: "Well, I hate cats."
A angry older woman in a red shirt stands at a desk in the back of the record store. Not a great start to insult cats in the first 5 minutes.An orange record cover with PEEP! coming out of the opening of a saxophone. 

Peep
Roland Tipsy

"The first time you hear 'Peep'! it expands into
sounds that people only previously dreamt of.
It is both simultaneously new and also
familiar, it enchants you like nothing you've
ever heard before, or perhaps ever will ... "
(Excerpt from Helen Chrysler's book "The Jazz
that changed my life").

A virtual pet and a dog putting a record into a shopping cart are on the right.I crying tattooed customer stands at the store counter making a request for an album. 
Ali: "I just need something sad, that will make me ache with every breath."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Game #22 of 2026 Home Safety Hotline It's an interesting retro spooky concept and I had an enjoyable time with it, but it was quite repetitive. I wish there had been more on the prank call plotline, but a week wouldn't be enough to make it worthwhile probably. The VAs and art were well done.
Home Safety Hotline screen. Evoking those old school computer vibes.The entry for Bed Teeth, featuring a weird picture of bedding with teeth.
BED TEETH
DESCRIPTION:
Bed Teeth are a rare kind of household fungus known for growing in small, cone-like shapes on the underside of bed sheets, blankets, or comforters. Homeowners infested with Bed Teeth often report mild
discomforts when sleeping such as tickling or itching, and more rarely slimy acidic residue on their skin.

DANGER:
Bed Teeth are not directly harmful to most humans, given their brief sleeping schedules. However, they tend to gradually grow sharper over time if left untreated, which can lead to infections in the open
wounds they cause.

SOLUTION:
To prevent the growth of Bed Teeth, bedsheets and blankets should be washed regularly, and inspected for rare, more persistent growths. Infested covers should be scrubbed thoroughly, or
disposed of entirely
A screen from one of the videos available to watch that you are told not to watch.
Video Media Player

$12,000

CONTACT : 555-776-7677

980 Berry Lane, 5 Beds, 6 Bathrooms,

The
REAL ESTATE

2,800 Square Feet
10:25 am. Please report any unusual activity to you

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LOG OUTYou are UNEMPLOYED
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Game #21 of 2026 Kirby’s Dream Land 2 I played this a lot as a kid and never managed to get to Dark Matter and I see why now. The game isn’t that hard, outside the Rainbow Drops and DM. Like what was that crap? I remembered this much more fondly, probably because I never got any of the drops 😂
Rick and multiple Kirby bust a move on a weeping Whispy Woods Kine with a lightbulb in its mouthDark Matter exorcised from King Dedede while Kirby wields his swordA rainbow has fallen over Dream Land with the words “The End” at the bottom of the screen.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Game #20 of 2026 Magical Drop II So the game is a quite fun, fast-paced puzzle game like Puyo Puyo. I did all the stories because they were sort of cute. I was very surprised to see all the characters named after tarot cards and also how fanservicey it was. Empress is a dommy mommy what lmao?
Dommy mommy Empress from Magical Drop II. Yes, she tells you to kiss her feet.Strength surrounded by cats.Empress holding her whip with bubbles popping while Strength lays on the right defeated and getting brickedMagician making an annoyed face on the left, while snot drips from Fool and its cat’s noses in the intro.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Game #19 of 2026 Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping Another case quacked by the Duck Detective! I love this series. It's gorgeous, the music/VAs are awesome, and it's nice to play through a less serious detective game. It is was a LOT less difficult with less moon logic than the original. 🦆
Duck Detective in a room. 
Detective says, "Life wasn't easy."
Ain't that the truth, brother.A magnifying glass hovers over pictures next to an Investigation journal. Under the magnifying glass is a picture of a duck with a double chin. Next to it are text bubbles with the words "Double Chin," and "Unflattering Angle."An abandoned sanatorium in a spooky green light. Bottom left is a text bubble. 
Detective says, "To be honest, the scariest thing about that ghost story was the tuberculosis."The Duck Detective stands around the bathing area of a campground. A crying alligator, goat, rabbit, two... I don't remember what they are, pigeon, and a capybara stand in various levels of distress. 
Detective says, "See Frederson, I quacked the case again!"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
No joke, I’ve had a screenshot of Kalas’s stupid face on my phone for months now lmao. The portraits are kind of charmingly ugly imo
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Game #18 of 2026 Kirby’s Adventure I love Nightmare in Dreamland and didn’t realize it was a remake of Adventure, so it was fun to see the original. It was a pretty standard fare Kirby game. My biggest issue was the emulator crashing out anytime more than 2 enemies were on screen; that sucked 😏
Meta Knight after his defeat in Orange Ocean, revealing a his lil baby face. Two chungus Kirbys from the crane machine minigame, providing 4 extra livesKirby and King Dedede reacting to the nightmare rising from the Fountain of Dreams. Kirby flying on a warp star through the sky with text. “Tonight Dream Land will sleep well!”
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
First try in Infinite Showdown today and I managed to beat the highest score I’ve ever seen in it by over 30 million I can imagine how demoralizing that’ll probably feel, because I thought 78mil would be unbeatable for me lmao
Medabots Survivors Infinite Showdown screen. 

Boss
Kogasenjo

Cellard
YOUR HIGH-SCORE
112,302,878

VS

RIVAL HIGH-SCORE
78,288,306
Player370782180
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I didn't think I'd do all of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien's fan disc DLC stories in a day, but once I got rolling I couldn't stop. True Lies and Muv-Nozo were both weird and genuinely stupidly funny. They were very different from the other fan disc stories, but a good bookend for the title.
Akane Suzumiya's Antenna BeamGohda Jouji's upset face when he realizes he has not been blessed by all humanity. Haruka making an oddly specific reference to a 3-year-long coma after smelling Mitsuki's Thai curry. Shinji getting everyone ready for a group photo inside Takayuki's room. Haruka is in her post-3-year-long coma style and her face has drawings on it from Akane. Mitsuki is still in her swimsuit for some reason. Akane is wearing her winter outfit. 
Takayuki: "Shinji, you asshole! Put down that goddamn camera and listen to me!"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Game #17 of 2027 Kimi ga Nozomu Eien: Enhanced Edition A rollercoaster of emotions with someone always hurt. It relied a lot on the psychology of sex, and at times was very distasteful. Takayuki is basically a less dumb but way more immoral Shirogane. But it's one of the best VNs I've ever read.
Kimi ga Nozomu Eien in Kanji with Enhanced Edition R written in English under it. The text is over a walk sign with the red, do not walk light on. Shinji Taira looking a little disgusted outside on the hill. 
"Y-Yeah! I'd never be with a guy like Takayuki! I'd rather be called a fatty-loving bestiliaty maniac!" 
This moment leads to the totally normal nickname of Mr. Bestiality being used throughout the story.Mitsuki Hayase staring affectionately at the ring given to her on her hand. 
"...Perfect."
That fucking ring man. Manami Homura, the green devil, smiling happily in a very plain, old apartment. There's a creepy frog at the bottom of her braid, a totally normal thing for someone to always wear. Takayuki lists the items she has brought back with her, totally normal items. Yup. 
"Adult diapers. Waterless shampoo. Hydrogen peroxide for disinfection. Rope for making crafts..."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Everything happening with Takayuki and Haruka in Chapter 3 no longer matters, I want more Chizuru! 45 hours in and these 5 minutes are the happiest I've been during it lmao
Chizuru Sakaki appearing behind Akane Suzumiya suddenly during Chapter 3 of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien. Chizuru smirking from behind Akane as the latter scolds her with: "Chizuru! Don't scare me like that..."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Game #16 of 2026 There's No Easter Eggs I needed a break from Kimi ga Nozomu Eien, and what better than a holiday relevant hidden object game? Nothing really special. The most significant thing it did was force you to click specific eggs on hard mode. The 1000 egg achievement was some shit though.
The main screen of There's No Easter Eggs. Level 1 Warehouse on Easy mode. This warehouse has some weird shit in it between the giant spiders, mummies. monkeys, clowns, and random yoga ladies.Level 7 Under the Sea dropping some Cthulhu/Lovecraft and Spongebob Squarepants references. Neptune has an egg on his crotch.Level 1 Warehouse on Hard mode, with the current target egg showing.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Mega Emperor is the only thing keeping me playing Medabots Survivors at this point Weapon shrimp don’t play 🔫🦐
The Total Damage screen from completing level 40 in Medabots Survivors.

Mega-Emperor 814.3M Damage
57%
Noir Katze 170.4M Damage
11%
Cleobattler 169.5M Damage
11%
Bularis Mandi 163.4M Damage
10%
Gloomeg 141.2M Damage
9%
Orkamar 37.8M Damage
2%

OK
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's absolutely a playboy bunny, and it's wild that not only did they make two more with this concept, but one is even working bottle service lol
Medarot trading card of Bunnymind.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I started Kimi ga Nozomu Eien earlier this weak to fill some Muv-Luv cravings I was having. As soon as Suzumiya said she doesn't like fireworks, I knew snakes and sparklers would come up and all I could see was this stupid image in my head. So now everyone else has to see it too.
Adam Beach's character Kickin' Wing from the movie Joe Dirt at the fireworks festival in Kimi ga Nozomu Eien in place of Haruka Suzumiya. Suzumiya: "I like... the black snake fireworks..."
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Game #15 of 2026 Hindsight Generational trauma. It reminded me a lot of A Memoir Blue but way too slow and not as good. The first time it did the effect of spinning the screen to find where to go next in an object was cool. It was less cool that was the entire game. Just really not for me I guess.
A woman stands looking out at the water on a beach. Our point of view is coming from in the bushes because we're a creep. And yes, the game just opens with you watching in the bushes. Mary has been born. Her head with her hilarious face is blocking mom, dad holds mom's hand. The doctor looks like they might be tripping a little.Pouring too much water into a cup.Mary stands on the deck of her childhood home having finished packing and reflecting on how she thought her mom sucked and maybe she didn't.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Game #14 of 2026 Creature Kitchen I was feeling a vibe tonight and after the stomach flu, a cooking game sounded fun. Why not jankily cook for jank creatures? It's quite an unsettling game, though not truly scary. But that first time you catch a lil fella at your door... it's pretty unnerving.
A raccoon sits on a red rocking chair on the deck of a house at night. There's a sticky note on a post of the deck with a wind chime and a plate on a rail. The user is holding a polaroid camera. Learning how to cook in-game. 
Safe Cutting
If you need to slice an ingredient, a knife is your best bet. For the safety of your countertop, always use a cutting board. If rage overtakes you, put the knife down.
<3>The information page for Grey, the doggo. He is a long boy. 
~08~
Wants three meals with beef
This things been here a long time!
Is it still a dog house when there's not a dog around?

Scribbled in the handwriting:
Very long!!!
Just wants big dinner
I wonder if I can bring him inside... (Don't, he barks constantly lol)
Not sure this is a dog...An omelet. The food art for the game is actually pretty lit.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Game #13 of 2026 Is This Seat Taken? Enjoyable and a simple premise with sometimes frustrating parameters. Did the storyline do anything for me? No, not really. But I enjoyed the puzzles and I thought it was fun trying to figure out the demands of the shapes. Fuck those smelly shapes though. 😒◻️🪰
A map with a taxi on a road with several destinations along it. Written at the top is "Barcelona." Shapes waiting outside a limo. A rhombus with an earring named Nat say, "I'm just an aspiring actor." We stan the angry looking triangle in a beanie. An outdoor venue for music. A band composed of shapes with sunglasses play music, some shapes dance, some sit at tables. Bottom right say:
Amos Kid
I am wearing too much cologne
I want to sitShapes standing outside a classroom with lots of purple desks. An angry triangle Teacher says, "This is acting class, not math class!"
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Game #12 of 2026 Crystalline A visual novel filled with your typical fantasy tropes and way too many pop culture references. Compared to most OELVNs, it's pretty darn nice and it did manage to elicit some feelings from me. VAs were surprisingly familiar! Also the um jiggle physics are... why lol?
The title screen of Crystalline. Leanna Dawn stands on a floating island looking out at presumably a sky temple. Our edgelord mercenary Zack Spade dissing a woman. 
Zack Spade
"No thanks, but if I'm ever in need of your services then I'll go find you at the brothel."A tricked out magical mobile home. A man in a hat with sunglasses attempting to be a reference to Breaking Bad's Walter White is on the bottom left speaking. An example of what you really shouldn't put in as a main part of your story if you don't want to make readers aware they are reading cringe.
Walter Wight
"Jesse, how many times do I have to tell you call me Heisenburg."True Ending screen with "Fin." written on it. The main character embraces Leanna Dawn, his red scarf framing their upper bodies.
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Cellard @cellard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Game #11 of 2026 Emily Is Away It's really neat having seen what Emily Is Away <3 was before playing this. It's definitely way more simplistic, but I feel like it was so relatable. No matter what you did, nothing would ever work out how you wanted, no conversation went how you want. 2015 as fuck.
Homescreen of Emily is Awayemerly35 - Instant Message
emerly35 has Muse's album Absolution for her profile picture. cellard20 has a tiger with a purple background.
emerly35: what do you want to do this weekend?
cellard20: just whatever around campus.
emerly35: sounds good to me! should i bring my alcohol?
cellard20: nah i have some
emerly35 is typing...emerly35 - Instant Message
emerly35: hey
emerly35: whats your name again?
cena: my name is JOOOHN CEEEENAAAA
cena: naa na na naaa
emerly35: uh, okay
user has the words JOHN CENA as their profile pic. Emily Is Away buddy info screenshot. It shows the name of an actual friend from your Steam friends list. 

Buddy Info
KrakenOriginal
Online
Personal Profile:
professor of senior english
the hippest teacher around

omg ur teachers on aim.
00t dats so 1337.
hez da BeSt rotflol
other profs r noobz

being my buddy is required to pass
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