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Celestial Bagel

@celestialbagel.bsky.social
355 followers 107 following 636 posts

He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes

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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This thing is almost 2 feet long...we can still do good things, we can still make beautiful things!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See, knowing you and your taste in music and just your bad ass aesthetic, I think you could absolutely rock Pyramid Head's Great Knife This tiktok cosplayer absolutely made me think of you
Woman cosplaying as Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 wielding a large sword, wearing leather boots and a bra
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This has been my motto for awhile now but it has never looked as cool and convincing Also, can't wait to play this game!!
A picture depicting Samus Aran draining a being's life force with the text "Hydrate or Die Straight" underneath
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh no! Not after this August!! Here! An offering to the Gods of Random Images!
A package of Waterloo sparkling water. The flavor is Apple Pie À la Mode from the Guy Fierri Flavortown line
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am decidedly in the camp of the Original is the ONLY version. It was my first RPG and the music alone holds a very nostalgic place in my heart. Also, honorable mentions go to
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean, other than these?!? Lol, Hmm lemme think...ok also these:
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
✨Repost with your Pride Flags✨
Bisexual Flag Polyamory Flag 1Polyamory Flag 2
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Text in the design of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe saying Laundry and the other bullshit we have to do weekly
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Text in the font design of He-Man and the Masters of the universe saying Laundry and the other bullshit we have to do weekly
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not that anyone who reads this would but just a reminder: Don't ever believe them
4 images to be read in order of top left to top right then bottom left to bottom right 
Top left image shows an alien from Star Trek, a cardassian, standing in front of four bright lights. 
Top right image shows text which reads "She tried to kill him. She tried to run him over. You can clearly see it in the video.
Bottom left image shows a human man, bald, mouth open as if screaming angrily in response.
Bottom right image shows text which reads " SHE!!! WAS!!! MURDERED!!!"
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Me entering 2016, versus me entering 2026
Odo from Star Trek Deep Space 9. Profile picture with his head turned left towards the camera Odo fro. Star Trek Deep Space 9, laying on a bed and looking very sick and weak
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Honeypatch and Koginut Squash soup with chicken broth, garlic/onion powder, HEB's hayride bacon(look it up), toasted garlic and walnuts with lao gan ma and Parmesan cheese My wife is a witch and their cauldron brews the most amazing soups and stews 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Thank you so @childlessgambino.bsky.social
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Y'all...my wife just made a honey patch Squatch soup with Parmesan, crispy bacon, black garlic and laoganma 🤤🤤🤤 Y'all...YALL!!! Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social I love you!!!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
😂😂🤣🤣 Look at these bros working together to put Caesar's crown back on.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August?! F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
Text on a drawing reads Me: takes a bite of the sandwich. The tomato: below is the drawing of a man jumping out the driver's seat of a car at speed.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot you like that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social "Robut!"
The propeller powered security bot from BioShock flying with a gold background and a logo that says Ryan Industries
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Post the first CD you ever owned
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Never not chuckling at this 😆
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Those are delicious but these are peak easter candy for me
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Gorgeous! 😍😍😍 🎨+🥚 =
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The 5 main members of the animated cartoon show Sealab 2021
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
40 plus appreciation post. Repost if you feel the urge. I turned 40 this year and am honestly feeling more attractive now than I have in a good while
Me, topless, holding my hair back, looking into the camera. Two heart tattoos on my chest
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
First real hair cut in 4 years and I love it!
A man with a new haircut at a restaurant, hair pulled up in a top knot and wearing a mustard yellow shirt depicting mushroomsProfile view of a man with a new haircut at a restaurant, hair pulled up in a top knot and wearing a mustard yellow shirt depicting mushrooms
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I know others like more horror or scary films but this is how I cap off Halloween at my house 🎃🎃
A living room lit with orange and purple light with a television screen displaying the title to the movie Young Frankenstein
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
A huge heart eyes emoji but with black hearts instead of red
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
To the best of my ability I. Am. On. My WAY!!
Profile of a cat in a driver's seat, paws on the wheel, with a determined look on its face.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I am simultaneously dead and full of life at being seen by you 🖤❤️💜
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
It's true
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Finally beat Zelda, feelin cute and accomplished, will definitely forget to delete later
Picture of a bearded cis man with glasses. No shirt on with 2 tattoos on their chest of mirrored anatomically correct hearts. Purple/pinkish light huesPicture of a bearded cis man with glasses. No shirt on with 2 tattoos on their chest of mirrored anatomically correct hearts. Blueish green light hues
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Yep! Also, reskeet if you think I'm pretty?? 🖤🥺
Man with long brown and black hair, posing shirtless with a pair of hearts tattooed on their chest
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Short, fluffy king reporting for short bf duty
Large saluting emoji that is also melting
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Y'all, it's worth it at 3 minutes, go check this out and just fuggin melt to this hottie!
Large melting face emoji that is also red faces and sweating
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Definitely worth every penny!
Large-sized heart eyes emoji with flames instead of hearts
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
With respect
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Picture of invader Zim, eyes wide, mouth open, excitedly saying "I have a mighty need!"
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Actor Vin Diesel in a black muscle Tshirt, arms crossed, staring in intensely with a bold text beneath him that reads Family
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Yes, please more of this content pleeeeaaaasssseee!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
This absolutely Yees my Haw
A large emoji showing a yellow face melting while wearing a cowboy hat
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
What can I say, Im an enigma
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
My dream board looks like this now
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I know right?! I'm having to search for images or hope there's an emoji that properly conveys my reaction, and no DMs is rough too, still, better than the melon husk shit-show I guess
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
😳😅 I had nothing prepared for a follow up but please enjoy this picture of my ideal self that I strive to achieve daily
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I know, right?! I gotta be out here flirtin in the comments for all the world to see?? Unrelated...
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Oh dear lord I misunderstood and I am so sorry! This is why I shouldn't get high and skeet! So sorry and my bad 😳😅
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
I'm built like this btw
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