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Celestial Bagel

@celestialbagel.bsky.social
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He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes

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LunahBat @lunahbat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m trying (try being the operative word) to utilize my discord more often as I’ve been streaming a few times a month. Just another hub to discuss stream stuff so no pressure to join but if you wanna hang with us, we’re over here! discord.gg/nFJQQ9zgUw
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Join the Lunah’s Gaming Lounge Discord Server!
Check out the Lunah’s Gaming Lounge community on Discord - hang out with 49 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Adult content creators are seen as real people by fans, rebutting years of anti-porn claims that sex work strips creators of humanity. In fact, OnlyFans creators were percieved as having more self-control, free will and capacity for independent thinking than other women.
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Sexual objectification does not erase the perceived humanity of OnlyFans creators, study suggests
People who sell explicit digital content online are heavily sexually objectified by observers, yet they are still viewed as capable individuals with free will. These findings challenge traditional psy...
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This has been my motto for awhile now but it has never looked as cool and convincing Also, can't wait to play this game!!
A picture depicting Samus Aran draining a being's life force with the text "Hydrate or Die Straight" underneath
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?" This is actually pretty rough so I'm gonna choose the movie I've rewatched the most
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Men in Suits Dancing Outside Building
Alt: Scene from Anchorman showing four Men in Suits jumping at once in celebration outside of a building
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A film you've watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Marvel, DC, Disney, or Ghibli
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Man Running in Grocery Store with Paper Towels
Alt: Man Running in Grocery Store with a pack of diapers while being shot at
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LunahBat @lunahbat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s my birthday next week, for those who wish to do some spoiling, I have a list with things ranging from a few bucks to alot so whatever level of generosity you’re feeling I appreciate 🥰 (Big thank you to the folks who contributed to getting me a blender and my freckle pens!) throne.com/lunahbat
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LunahBat - Wishlist | Throne
Send LunahBat gifts via Throne. Browse LunahBat's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Coochie a movie: Romancing the Coochie Avengers: The Age of Coochie Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Coochie
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LunahBat @lunahbat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hello my darling friends! Money is extra tight right now and I’m in need of a grocery refresh BIG TIME. Tips on PayPal, kofi, throne, Venmo, or cashapp would make a huge difference right now. Share the post if you don’t have the means to support please? Thank you! Linktr.ee/lunahbat
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Jackie 🍱🥮 🍳 @geekyfriedrice.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It Takes a Village Live at @officialgdc.bsky.social is up! @samanthabeart.bsky.social and I talk about my origin story into gaming as a hobby and entering the industry as a whole. We also cover a ton of anecdotes and insights that help me as a community manager. youtu.be/qW2gJthhNoc?...
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ITAV LIVE! @ GDC - Community Manager Jackie I. Ko
YouTube video by Samantha Béart
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
QTP with your favorite Grass-Type Pokemon 🌿 Listen, Valorie chose the correct answer but for the sake of the meme, here's my second place
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Drums Turtwig
ALT: Drums Turtwig
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hey y'all, if you've got some spare good feeling vibes or Words of Great Encouragement available to send, I sure would appreciate them, as I'm about to have to do a thing I REALLY don't wanna do but I medically have to and it's going to fuggin suuuuuuck Anywho, thanks in advance y'all, wish me luck!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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BozeMart.wtf 🫟 @bozemart.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Artists, drop some creepy art
ink illustration of a crouched humanoid figure with a fin on its head, curiously cocked to one side. it has no visible eyes, but shadows remain for the eye sockets. an implanted medical device sits beneath the skin on the right shoulder. hatched shadows cover its body, and its feet and hands connected to the floor are melting
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Artists, drop some creepy art
the head, torso, and legs down to the knees of an emaciated woman with dark hair, her arms and feet submerged in black dirt. worms writhe in the blackness around her
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
✨Repost with your Pride Flags✨
Bisexual Flag Polyamory Flag 1Polyamory Flag 2
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Text in the design of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe saying Laundry and the other bullshit we have to do weekly
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I concur with her, I love this so much!
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Roxie Rusalka 🦇18+🦇 @roxierusalka.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I now also have some upper respiratory illness. I’m $350 short on rent which is due on Friday. I’d mainly love sales and subscriptions, I’ve been releasing so much new content!! Failing that, I’d deeply appreciate Mutual Aid to make rent. Thank you all 🖤💕 roxierusalka.com @/$ RoxieRusalka
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli
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a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this post, repost with a dance or don't. But you should cuz it's fun and the world needs more whimsy desperately
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a group of skeletons are dancing in a dark room .
Alt: a group of humans, including Link, Zelda and some skeletons are dancing in a dark room .
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: 1 Day Later And a Baby The Breakfast Guy
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
QTP with a sequel that really hits!
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a man looking at his reflection in a mirror in a black and white photo
Alt: a man looking at his reflection in a mirror in a black and white photo
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not that anyone who reads this would but just a reminder: Don't ever believe them
4 images to be read in order of top left to top right then bottom left to bottom right 
Top left image shows an alien from Star Trek, a cardassian, standing in front of four bright lights. 
Top right image shows text which reads "She tried to kill him. She tried to run him over. You can clearly see it in the video.
Bottom left image shows a human man, bald, mouth open as if screaming angrily in response.
Bottom right image shows text which reads " SHE!!! WAS!!! MURDERED!!!"
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Me entering 2016, versus me entering 2026
Odo from Star Trek Deep Space 9. Profile picture with his head turned left towards the camera Odo fro. Star Trek Deep Space 9, laying on a bed and looking very sick and weak
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hello my friend reach his goal! It's all he wants for Christmas!! 😁
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Honeypatch and Koginut Squash soup with chicken broth, garlic/onion powder, HEB's hayride bacon(look it up), toasted garlic and walnuts with lao gan ma and Parmesan cheese My wife is a witch and their cauldron brews the most amazing soups and stews 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Thank you so @childlessgambino.bsky.social
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Y'all...my wife just made a honey patch Squatch soup with Parmesan, crispy bacon, black garlic and laoganma 🤤🤤🤤 Y'all...YALL!!! Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social I love you!!!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I can't stop laughing at this 🤣 Oh god! 😭
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ok but what if we convince him it exists and he'll get there by doing some Scrooge level shit and then when the next stroke takes him out we can all have a good laugh and marginally better health insurance?
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Brett Bullion Art & Illustration @brettbullionart.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s my birthday and I’m asking for reposts of my artwork! Enjoy! Eat cake! Or cookies! I’ll have some new dark fantasy/horror work ready to show next month.
Woodland Knight: 
A knight made of wood and root stands guard before the deep woods. His cape is made of moss and flower. Branches grow out from his helm like limbs from a tree. He holds an ancient sword at ease, blade held towards the earth. Woodland creatures, squirrel, birds, and butterflies, crawl and flutter all around him in the warm light that breaks through the leaves.Steeped in Magic: An illustration of a witch and an enormous, green dragon enjoying each other's company over a cup of tea. the dragoon is lying down in a hoard of gold while the which hovers above on her broom.Temperance: A depiction of the Temperance major arcana card. An angelic statue stands on the bottom of the sea floor holding an amphora under one arm and a chalice in the other hand. Brightly colored fish pour out from the upturned amphora, circling around the angel’s wings, and down into the chalice.Taking Over Me: 
A woman, on her knees, presses a picture frame to her chest. Purple flowers and vines pour out from beneath the frame, spreading out and across her body, onto the floor, and into the background. Vines wrap around her beginning to entangle and trap her. She looks content, with eyes closed and a smile on her lips.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Y'all, this person is smart, knowledgeable, empathetic, willing and able to learn, and solution oriented! She is great and would make a great addition to any team!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: The Scantily Clad Ladies Boyz II Slightly Older, Adolescent Boyz Third Eye with Astigmatism The Maladjusted Mime Consortium
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminished a band: Jimmy Eat County
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Let's help make this happen y'all! Help get this cutie on twitch!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August?! F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
Text on a drawing reads Me: takes a bite of the sandwich. The tomato: below is the drawing of a man jumping out the driver's seat of a car at speed.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Hey uhh, to all my friends who drink Celsius...please be aware High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - CBS News share.google/8qTT05VYVyW1...
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High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks
Beverage brand High Noon is recalling some of its beach variety packs due to some cans being mislabeled as non-alcoholic Celsius energy drinks.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Today marks 41 flights around the sun for me I feel older but I also feel more loved and seen than I have ever before I'm surrounded by people who are happy that I'm here and want me to pursue the things that make me happy The world can be a hard place but if you're reading this, know you are loved💜
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot you like that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social "Robut!"
The propeller powered security bot from BioShock flying with a gold background and a logo that says Ryan Industries
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
10 Things I Hate About Dune
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a man in a blue jacket is walking down stairs .
Alt: Heath Ledger in a blue jacket dancing on stairs in a movie called 10 Things I hate about you.
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
@childlessgambino.bsky.social This is beautiful and so you!!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Post the first CD you ever owned
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If y'all are in Austin and looking for a cool place to go and to support l REAL local artists, get on down to Tiny Minotaur this Saturday evening!!
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is the funniest and most accurate thing I've read all week. Congrats on winning Skeet of the Week
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Make a book mid: Dante's Luke Warm Bath
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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a man says it 's so good while holding a microphone
Alt: Will Ferrell in Old School says it 's so good after drinking something
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I'm old enough to remember a time when this endorsement would have tanked any legitimate candidate
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Celestial Bagel @celestialbagel.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face
Alt: Donald Glovee speaking into a microphone with the word good written under his face
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Reading @michellegoldberg.bsky.social's excellent column makes me feel physically ill. The depth of the cruelty in Musk is simply unfathomable. He should never know another moment's peace. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
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Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death
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