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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It grinds my gears when men say shit like "women like to lollygag in the toilet" bc I have never waited longer at the toilet than behind a man in the stall

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyways fuck you to all the people who voted afd; I hope you're enjoying yourself

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Some chanel ad exec cooked by getting Jacob Elordi to be the new face of Bleu de Chanel

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Arthur Tayt-Sohn @arthurtaytsohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You got “Ultima Materia ”

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am once again begging developers to understand that people move countries

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Convinced the 2018 raw water trend has given all of silicon valley actual brain parasites and this is why DHH is succeeding with his cult

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just watched a data center explainer video and somehow it never occured to me that data centers were communicating between GPUs using basically less fancy SLI Bridges

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fwiw: Amsterdam is the San Francisco of Europe London is the New York of Europe (if you still think of it as Europe) Zurich is the Seattle of Europe I can't map LA, Chicago or Atlanta

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Absolutely no one is going to like this, but: Berlin is actually the Portland of Europe in every way that matters

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Engaging in my favorite hobby (introducing strangers to the Liz Truss Day Collar theory)

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Pals I'm on a generational run of being hot these past 2 weeks

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Got on the wrong northern line branch and now I need to reroute myself using the Lizzy line at rush hour Thank you for your sympathy

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Listen, Yayoi kusama rounds our the third person. You deserve a sweet treat after all of this

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

wait have people finally discovered this, is this a thing

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Listen I have no idea what DHH has said lately but it's almost always bad or something half ok buried in amongst the bad. Do you really wanna go digging thru shit? No? Good

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am cosmos @amcosmos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is peak con energy

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I was a documentation writer I learned about all sorts of obscure things, but truly that pales in comparison with the random things I've had to learn about doing OSPO work

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Btw ppl will remember, generations later. When I moved to Berlin, I took a tour, and the guide pointed out all the businesses that lent trucks to the Nazis so they could move people from their homes to the train stations without people seeing their neighbors being shipped to concentration camps.

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ladies I just shot my shot at a celebrity and he slid into my DMs and I'm gonna count that as a win, call it 5 of 7 motherfuckas

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Prepare yourselves bluesky, I'm on an approximately 1.5h train journey *and* I have a return journey to make later today

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This is giving the same energy as Boomers telling millennials to stop eating avocado toast so they can afford a house

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

As someone who quite likes dogs and cats: this is 100% correct, and often leads to very weird and unhealthy relationships with the animals themselves

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me: let's eat Malaysian food, which is full of tumeric We surely won't splash any on our white shirt before meeting a friend for drinks

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is this fall finally when I download the kingdom hearts collection on steam and just lock in to try and understand it

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026

since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle

Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Something something boring dystopia

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Anyways if Americans are wondering why all the foodborne illnesses recently, this is what the FDA and food surveillance agencies did and this is a direct result of pulling federal funding on that shit by the trump administration

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Xe @xeiaso.net · 15/07/2026

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This sounds like *exactly* the future a socially awkward guy who built a weird digital catalog of everyone at his school would try to build, not gonna lie "The future will be technology that helps you socialize" has been this doofus' goal since day one

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/08/2026

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Anyways so this is what the EPA existed to stop, and why they've wanted to get rid of it for so long

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Lucy Parsons Labs @lucyparsonslabs.com · 05/08/2026

Our good friends from @eff.org are going to join us at #DEFCON34 to talk about ALPRs. We will go into excruciating details about how all the governance and policies around ALPRs are designed to fail. bsky.app/profile/evac...

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

All of my friends who asked me to help them Linux their life mentioned “fucking Copilot turning back on” as a factor.

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missusvee.bsky.social @missusvee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Because you don’t save, Mr Deasy said, pointing his finger. You don’t know yet what money is. Money is power. When you have lived as long as I have. I know, I know. If youth but knew. But what does Shakespeare say? Put but money in thy purse.

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Check the tradwife to alt right pipeline language (blaming ADHD on processed foods and public education)

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm weirdly happy People decided to publish this article. this lady got very close to the peak and decided to turn back because she wasn't totally confident in her technical ability. That's praiseworthy wisdom, and a good example for others. share.google/d8Xi4aZ8aKkW...

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Hiker Forced to Make Impossible Decision Just 405 Feet from Grand Teton’s Summit. Now She’s Issuing a Warning to Fellow Climbers (Exclusive)

After stopping just 405 feet below Grand Teton’s summit, a 25-year-old climber whose emotional TikTok struck a chord with millions tells PEOPLE why she chose safety over the summit and why she’d make ...

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Julie Vatabb-Open @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh

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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

People are desperate for tangible things that can’t be taken away by greedy billionaires. CDs are cheaper and more portable than vinyl, and a greater portion of the money spent goes to musicians compared to the pennies provided by Spotify and Apple Music.

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Real ones know the color of the generation

Alexa Chung, model and early influencer, muggin' it in the New York City apartment she owned circa 2010s when she dated Alex Turner. The couch is flanked on either side by blow up dinosaur foil balloons. Behind her is not just a pink -- but a *millennial* pink couch. She wears a pink cowboy hat, black dress, ballet and ballet flats.

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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 17/07/2026

i fucking hate that everything in my life is millennial grey because myself and my peers largely cannot afford homes and thus are subjected to our boomer and gen-x landlords white bread ass tastes.

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Uber why did you send me for a 5:30am dropoff for an 8:50am flight

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The Manga Test Drive @mangatestdrive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

At Renaissance Josei, I talk about Tokyopop's latest attempt to turn themselves into a multimedia empire by selling shares of themselves. Let me convince you on The Perils of Investing In Tokyopop: renaissancejosei.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...

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The Perils of Investing In Tokyopop

I swear, I don't mean to keep picking on Tokyopop. It's just that this company has done so many notably dumb things over the years. It has ...

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Celeste Horgan @celestehorgan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Moving to this country was one of the worst mistakes I've ever made

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