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celeriache

@celeriache.bsky.social
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unadulterated tech shitposter • AI slop call-out-er • egg and soy sauce addict

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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
california is the Uttar Pradesh of the united states. i will not be taking further questions on this matter
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
www.wheresyoured.at/the-revenge-... this phenomenon was something i lived through day in and day out in my last role. it was cathartic to read it laid out as savagely as it is here by @wheresyoured.at.web.brid.gy
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Revenge of The Business Idiot
If you liked this piece, you should subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $70 a year, or $7 a month, and in return you get a weekly newsletter that’s usually anywhere from 5,000 to 18,000 words, in...
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@spavel.bsky.social coming through with the goated takes as usual 💪 productpicnic.beehiiv.com/p/grammarly-...
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Grammarly shows how prototyping turned into an excuse for not thinking
The industry is in the grip of directionless urgency, and users are paying the price. Strategy has been replaced with half-baked features.
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A Garfield comic of Jon removing some lasagna from the oven and saying to Garfield: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
chat is using notion millennial?
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I think christopher luxon and simeon brown should annonce the Managemyhealth hack doesn't actually matter by publishing all of their nastiest medical inspection pics to prove it to us it's no big deal
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
sometimes french will let you have a little consonant at the end as a treat if you're good (oeuf, ours, os)
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Just tried to check whether I'm registered to vote on elections.montreal.ca/en/ but the link to check was not working 😅 With barely 14 days before registrations close on Oct 16, fingers crossed they get it sorted quickly 🤞
elections.montreal.ca
Home - Élections Montréal
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Fatih Altinok @fatih.6nok.org · 04/09/2025
Strong onions, weepily held
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 05/09/2025
This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!”
A hat that reads “ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights”
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
management consultants agrarians 🤝 silo chat
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celeriache @celeriache.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
chatgpt pls reformat thomas piketty capital in the 21st century into a gossip style podcast
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