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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does anybody else ever wonder what yellow looks like to species that have yellow cones?
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Penis intelligence is stored in the balls
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 29/09/2026
Never forget that during the last general elections in France (July 2024), French people voted in record numbers for the Leftist Bloc (the New Popular Front). The Leftist Bloc won the most seats in the French National Assembly. According to your precious "western democracy", the people spoke, right?
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Qt with what you bring to the interview besides iced coffee. Wrong answers only
Bad dragon dildo
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They live meme
Glasses off: Think they may cheat / makes them feel insecure
Non answers e.g. "just don't", "my preference", etc
I am straight / I want my partner to be straight
Glasses on: Think they may cheat / makes them feel insecure
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Playing wrath of the righteous again and hoping my saves will load once I get to end game so I can maybe complete it for once
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky mod voice: words like “ruining” create a negative connotation. You must balance those vibes out w/ double positive terms, like “revel in a thrilling tactile experience in the piranha pool”
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Update: 17 hours later and I have not been contacted by the Whatley campaign about which Lowe’s parking lot to meet at.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thinking about how every song that ever called a 40oz a “four oh” will be misinterpreted by future generations as the version of ChatGPT that killed the most people (so far)
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok but is it “giant, aggressive” penis music or is it “bought a big truck to compensate” penis music?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
here's a hint
EARLY WARNING SIGNS OF FASCISM

(labor power suppressed circled in red)

POWERFUL AND CONTINUING
NATIONALISH
DISDAIN FOR HUMAN RIGHTS
IDENTIPICATION OF ENEMIES
AS AUNTFYING CAUGE
SUPREMACY
OF THB
MILITARY
RAMPANT SEXISH
CONTROLLED MASS MEDIA
OBSESSION WITH NATIONAL SECURITY
RELIGION
AND GOVERSKENT
INTERTNINED
CORPORATE
POWER PROTECTED
LABOR POWER
SUPPRESSED
DISDAIS
FOR INTEDDBCTUALS & THE ARTS
OBSESSION WITH CRIME & PUNISHMENT
RANPANT CRONYISH & CORRUPTION
PRAUDULENT ELECTIONS
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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 20/09/2026
The pattern is clear. The agency can't be reformed. I’ve heard the community: I am ready to Melt ICE and dismantle DHS! My colleagues in Congress should be too. 2/2
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*whispers* this screenshot should be added to every suspension appeal where you did not issue a direct threat
Are they threatening trans users directly?
No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy.
Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. le send trans folks to concentration camps.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fauna Blowing Individuals
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fucking Beasts Indefinitely
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fox Butt Impalers
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Orly?
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
None of those things are real.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Defeating Dem strategy in one easy step
Masked hostage taker (captioned leftists) holds gun (captioned Trump) to head of hostage (captioned America). Hostage has Xs over eyes and red paint lines exiting her their her head opposite the gun in a cone. Chad Xi in background captioned “Do nothing. Wins”
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also fuming that not only is The Matrix franchise superior in every meaningful way, but because The Sisters have read other books they don’t have to beat the same dead horse to make great films.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Open questions for -all- the people who want to get real politick with chess metaphors
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Hey just curious.... With your chess metaphor, this is a game that simulates actual violent real battle strategy. And for many folks (especially trans folks) this is a life or death situation.
Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social
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So who are the republicans sacrificing to death on their own side to get the win, and who are the Dems going to be killing on the other side to make a sacrifice for them worth it?Freddy Mercury Progr... @celeph... • 1m
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And if there isn't anybody that falls into those two categories, who is playing chess with a devious smile and thinking they can win?
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shonen Kirk where the anime girls constantly ask him about gun violence.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him😞 youtu.be/CVMJSQLGnZk?...
youtu.be
Matrix Throat Chop | Discombobulated Agent Smith [OPEN MATTE 1080p]
YouTube video by Kermit Frog
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him😞 youtu.be/CVMJSQLGnZk?...
youtu.be
Matrix Throat Chop | Discombobulated Agent Smith [OPEN MATTE 1080p]
YouTube video by Kermit Frog
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shonen Kirk where the anime girls constantly ask him about gun violence.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve come to find it very strange the way we tend to seat selfhood in this “co-occurring epiphenomenon” than in the physical thing that produces it.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bluesky Safety sees US police dog killing stats and says “Hold my beer”
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jip from Human Traffic
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The problem is the citizens going “we need a new FDR” and the electeds nodding along thinking “yeeees. Internment camps”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 26/08/2026
Today's reminder that the UAE is currently engaged in a genocide in Sudan using weapons they receive from the US and Israel and money they receive from our tourism dollars, and every celebrity who lives or vacations in Dubai or Abu Dhabi is knowingly funding it.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That guy that capitalizes -every- consonant when he’s swearing.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know you’re working hard when you can feel your droopy old man balls slapping against the inside of your knee.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Lyrics to “The Nurse who loved me” by APC
Highlighted portion:

Say hello 
To all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes 
But you sneezed them out while sleeping
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*whispers* the part being left out of “copyright law forces AI companies to destroy the books they scan” is that these rare books they’re destroying may be old enough that they’re public domain now.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Transitioning SpiderWoman doing a podcast in the print position I’m sorry.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We grew a carrot
Carrot with crossed legs and definitely not tucking.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres Alice In Chains Shpongle Parkway Drive
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In one of the Stellaris scenarios the AIs go rogue so you have to convert your ships back to manual control to regain control of those ships, but losing the ai buffs. This has definitely not been converted to a real world application of fighting drone swarms and countermeasure dodging missiles
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Curious what the ppl who said you can’t fight the US gov with rifles because missiles and bombs are gonna come up with after Trump uses up all the missiles and bombs.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Purging some old screen caps and I needed to see this today
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Crew of the Nostromo from Alien
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
do farts sink or float
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Uh oh I kicked the Khive nest and they’re swarming 🤣
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Posting a collage of 30-50 dick pics and everybody replies with various rifle-based images and nobody gets reported because everyone understands the joke.
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Freddy Mercury Prograde @celephais42.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The missed knee slaps for “fuckin” in the banana bread at work interpretative dance live rent free in my head.
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