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Virgo's Constant Groove

@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
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I only talk to Black people. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets

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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 33m
I am gassy
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1h
I'm sorry the kicker is a captain?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1h
I need somebody to put my knees to my chest.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 3h
OH THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT SEASON #RHOP
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 3h
OMG SHE WAS WHITE
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 5h
This is way too strong. Way too strong
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 7h
Nigga looking like he fresh out of the orthopedic surgeon's office
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h
If you got to have all that shit on your arm, you probably should not be a quarterback in the NFL, number 5 of the Washington football team
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h
@bamaslymm.blacksky.app hi. Batman and Robin 1997 is not Batman and Robin 😂
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
It's a complete waste of time and money!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
Like why the fuck would you bring me this shit? This is the shit they made from the scraps of foil that weren't good enough. It doesn't even have a shiny side!!!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
I love when I see the boys being gay with each other but they don't know they being gay with each other.
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Shiba Inu Dog Kiss Love Cartoon
ALT: Shiba Inu Dog Kiss Love Cartoon
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
I have actually had an entire fight in a relationship because a man brought me some aluminum foil from Dollar tree. Do you think I am a wack bitch? Who the fuck are you sleeping with? Because it's not me
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
I do not care, I do not care, I do not care. If it's not Sam's club or Costco? Do not bring me any aluminum foil that is not Reynolds.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
Aluminum foil.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
😂🤣😭😭 " No, I can't do that. But I can tell you that it's not supposed to go there"
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
What's wrong with that?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
What's wrong with that?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
You know damn well he worked down at the Boys and Girls Club!! Specifically, "down at". 😂🤣
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 12h
Niggas be cool and then they tell you what they do for a living.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h
Schedule me afterwards!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h
Fast pumping ass nigga
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h
Because I saw the first tweet and then I saw this and when I tell you I'm laying in this bed with tears streaming down my face and I have been asked are you okay three times?
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nightmare on i20 🕸️🕷️🖤 @ladygata.bsky.social · 13h
not my man!!!! he a crazy racist murderer or sumn? do i need to turn this off? be honest with me 😭😩
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Cynthia Erivo Stepping Back Cynthia Erivo Jump Back
ALT: Cynthia Erivo Stepping Back Cynthia Erivo Jump Back
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 13h
"some show called Oz" has me screaming as somebody that watched it live 😭😂🤣 It was actually one of the greatest HBO shows. Top three for sure
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 14h
Reach in the back for the reserves, sis!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 14h
Anyway, good morning to all the strong dick niggas 40+ today. May your coffee be hot and strong on this rainy morning.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 14h
That's a very you shoe .
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 14h
A man asking me how did I sleep seems fucking ridiculous because what are you going to do, Jonathan? Are you going to go beat my dreams up? Are you going to find some hours of rest for me? Like what are we doing with this information exchange?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excuse me did I try WHAT? LOL. My cashapp don't send money to men that I don't share DNA with. They said it's a feature, not a bug.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You get my number, you have a week to make plans. And I'm not texting you all day all night before I meet up with you. Y'all niggas be leaving your personality in the phone and don't bring it to the date.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But imagine a nigga thinking he gon keep texting me "what you doing" and then he got mad at me when I said are you just going to only text me what are you doing without making any plans cuz I don't need no penpals, I'm not in fourth grade. Now he's ask him when I'm free. Never fuck nigga.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm telling y'all all my business tonight cuz I've been drinking Rose all day and I'm on my third bottle.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And I always think it's real cute when the girls are talking about you but won't at you LOL. Y'all still doing that weak bitch shit no matter what the social media site is and I kind of love that bitches be scared LOL..
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love when people think I am not out here in the streets dating good men LOL. I am so sorry you are stuck on the apps, sis, but you don't got to call me names because you ain't got no motion!!
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Niggas I'm thinking of hanging with tonight: 1. 2 guns for SURE 2. 1 gun and a thick neck 3. Old nigga that I think needs a blue chew but he got casino money What y'all think I should do?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to talk about how I almost did this the other day with a joint but I have a glass top and I was so mad
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like he said the other day you want to talk about a little 20-something-year-old streamer in California or you want to talk about the 80-year-old most powerful man in the world who's crazy
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You want me to come cuss somebody out for you?
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My favorite thing about Dr. Abdul is that is going to say what everybody is thinking. Like when he told the reporter he was asking a stupid question the other day. This is the politics that I want.
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I ain't never had a bad time in that place ever 🤣
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You talking about my favorite one, Le rojo? 😂🤣
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Men ruin everything SMH.
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It’s Courtney. Read my pinned post. 💗 @hersoulwrites.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
This is the 4th morning my jaw/tooth pain has woken me up. Unfortunately I live check-to-check & the amount to get it repaired is $50 more than the amount for monthly bills. If anyone can help towards it, that would be great. I don’t want to ask, but I’m out of options. CA: $CJayneH Goal: $975
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm really excited for tonight. A lot of prep but I have good feelings
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was exhausted 5 minutes ago but fuck it. We up for another 30
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is getting scary
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And this is why they should gave her her award a week ago
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