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ceej @ceej.online · 1h
and the Coat Guy? he got turned into a dang app
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ceej @ceej.online · 1h
back in the day if you needed a coat you could just go to The Coat Store and talk to the Coat Guy. but now a days the Coat Store also has to sell whiskey stones
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ceej @ceej.online · 20h
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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ceej @ceej.online · 17h
I’m sorry Senator, I don’t think I follow. I have no recollection of attending that event. Are you perhaps referring to my participation in the Slow Toads-Infused Shrimped Kraut Crumb Lump?
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ceej @ceej.online · 20h
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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ceej @ceej.online · 21h
America must become a world leader in Good Brain
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ceej @ceej.online · 21h
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
I recognize so many of us in him
teenage jd vance posting next to some other teen girls who are pretending to use the urinals in a bathroom. teenage jd vance looks like a normal 2000's high school kid
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
that’s right
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
thank you bradley
Amazon review:

Bradley D.
Verified Purchase
No. Weiner hole
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2026

No weiner hole
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Yeah, sorry, that’s just my roommate. Yeah, he got turned into a Resonant Entity. Hold on a second, sorry. Oh for Christ’s sake. Yeah he’s making his legs flop around and his arms look like a fire hydrant. Stop floating the fridge around, Jamie. No, this does not get you out of dishes duty! Sorry,
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
oh sick
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
SALVIA BONUS
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Dylan’s unrelenting social awkwardness makes more sense when you realize a scientist has been watching every time he’s ever jerked off
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
this never would have happened in cuomo’s new york
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
I enjoy the hell out of them for 10-15 hours and then decide to put them down serenely and eagerly await the next one
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
jessica
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
thank you for putting colors in your game. here is sixty dollars
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
75% chance I’m going to bounce off of Control: Resonant but as with all Remedy games I’m going to buy it because I want those freaks to have some walking around money
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
if only you could squeeze it
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
he's slurring through a mouthful of spit
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
dammnnnn he's fuckin SLEEPY
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
Please be patient. They're making up something for him to say
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
I love gta. I can't wait to punch somebody in the lobby of a "buttmunch burger"
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
hey there colleague who always wears a beanie inside even on really hot days. just want to say you’re doing great. we’ll be ready for you
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
that’s probably it
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
if it’s migrant caravan again I’m going to be so disappointed. he used to lie so expansively. announce that ms-13 got white chicks surgery to run as democrats in local elections. something. anything…
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
hmm
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
my sources say he’s going to apologize
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
facebook’s new AI is sending guys to my house to whip my ass for posting “sirloin ain’t shit” in the local Beef Boys chat
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
love that kendrick album
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
he’s suffering in there
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
he was the perfect spokesman for the forgotten working american (forgotten)
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
I don’t think my company would let us have a slutcon
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the responses to this post arguing fervently for the benefits of tapping your card at the end of the transaction is the exact behavior we are all going to need to police
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
careful
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
oh no
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
“millennials can only drink water through a straw 😂” okay. now I’m voting for Racists
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
this is more refined, a tighter script, but still many of those same problems
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
not bad. essentially a remix of all the scares from Caveat with a much bigger budget. I’d love to see him shoot something more expansive than a single spooky house someday, but what works works
an extremely dark frame from Hokum of a pitch-black hallway. if you zoom in and squint you can see a terrifying pale visage
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
adam scott could play alan wake
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
you’re a grown man. it’s crazy you don’t have a headlamp
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
watching horror movies as a flashlight guy and just shaking my head whenever the protagonists struggle through a dark room
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
I think every weirdo should get $5 million and one a-lister to make whatever movie they want
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
watching hokum (2026). they used the special camera that makes adam scott look handsome for this one
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026
when you come across someone saying like “the probabilistic space of Alignment necessitates uncontested Q-prioritization by high-MCX individuals with uniquely-positioned time/life values toward the Bayesian light-space” it’s important to remember that they’re just making up some fake bullshit
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026
this show even had a big basket of plugs at the door!
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026
none of these guys can write. an entire belief system predicated on some loser gish galloping through an encounter with an imagined jock
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